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By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | November 4, 2008 |


I am so glad this fucking election is almost over. I mean, yeah, it’ll be great when *crosses fingers* Obama wins, but it’ll be even greater to get back to what Pajiba Love is really about: celebrities and their goings-on. (WIMB)

Anyway, now that I got your attention… Yes, this Love is going to be primarily election-related. So if you don’t want to vote simply because this is probably the most important election of your entire lives, do it for the free shit. (AP)

See? Literally everyone loves Obama. *crosses fingers* (QuizLaw)

Also, on a sad note, our sincerest of condolences to Barack Obama for the loss of his grandmother. Seriously though, the man’s grandmother just died. How could you not vote for him? Do you not have a soul? (Celebitchy)

Danica McKellar is still amazing everyone with her smartness and hotness. (Esquire)

Who is having an election party tonight? Here is a comprehensive menu of beverages or munchies perfect for *crosses fingers* ushering in a new era. (SeriousEats)

OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD *CROSSES FINGERS* (Deus Ex Malcontent)

Vote, vote vote like a baby stoat! I don’t know what a stoat is, but apparently it’s really mothereffing cute. (CuteOverload)

Jesus Christ. Even I couldn’t make it through an entire episode of the “Anna Nicole Show,” but apparently John McCain never missed a beat. (EvilBeet)

The New Kids on the Block are so cool, that despite being old and married and baby-having, they’re still living it up on a stripper pole-adorned tour bus. (Celebslam)

Is it really true that Polish people are stupid? Well, I’m half-Polish. So that oughta suffice as a resounding yes. And also this. (CC Insider)

Angelina Jolie looks lip-licious on the cover of the UK Bazaar. (The Blemish)

You know what I hate almost as much as the idea of a McCain-Palin presidency? Fucking mosquitoes. (AnimalReview)

Either way, no matter who wins, Paris Hilton wants everybody to know that the huge voter turnout was totally thanks to her. (WIMB)

And finally, here is some music to vote by. No really, it’s a videography of the band Cursive. (TMITM)

Now for what I hope will be my very last 2008 presidential campaign clip, did anyone ever stop to think about the fact that maybe McCain doesn’t really want to win? You know, he’s very old.

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Pajiba Love brought to you by Stacey Nosek, who can be reached via email here.

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