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Who Ruined Roger Rabbit?


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Pajiba Love | November 2, 2009 | Comments (42)


Roger Zemeckis wants to do a sequel to Roger Rabbit — one of my favorite childhood movies — because of the new advancements in technology. Oh right, because those Alvin and the Chipmunks and Garfield movies are so super goddamn cool. (Gordon and the Whale)

Jeremy Piven claims that drinking soy milk is starting giving him “moobs.” Now I’ve heard of the correlation between soy products and estrogen, but really, if Jeremy Piven started growing breasts it’s probably just because he’s a huge girl. (Celebitchy)

Alyson Hannigan and Alexis Denisof dressed up with their baby girl to go trick-or-treating this weekend and the result was cuter than a kitten farting out gumdrops. (Litelysalted)

If you’re wondering what Phillip Stephens has been up to lately, the answer is totally winning at Halloween this year. (Glow is Gone) Oh, and I totally forgot to link this last week, but here was his Halloween radio podcast. (Drive-In Speakerbox)

Here’s a broken-down estimate of roughly how much the cast of The Hangover would have spent during their weekend in Vegas: Upwards of $60 grand(!) (Satin Jack’s)

Nicholas “This is My Lucky Crack Pipe” Cage and Werner Herzog’s Bad Lieutenant almost didn’t get released, but crisis averted! If you live in a major metropolitan area, it’s coming to a theater near you in just a matter of weeks. (Film Drunk)

The term “blue balls” has always gotten such a bad rap, but now we can finally associate it with delicious store-bought pastries, the way God intended. (Impulsive Buy)

Even Shepard Smith can no longer hide his seething contempt towards Fox News anymore. (Thundersquee!)

You know why the Phillies are probably sucking so bad right now? Probably because they lack the confidence that only having a painted portrait of yourself as centaur hanging over your bed can bring you. (DListed)

Here are a bunch of awesome-looking crop circles. Remember back in the ’80s when people thought aliens made crop circles? Such quaint times, those were. (Holy Taco)

Mick Jagger’s 17-year-old daughter Georgia Jagger is the next big thing in modeling, because apparently in the modeling world, rock star DNA cancels out the fact that you may or may not have giant Chicklet® horse teeth. (Agent Bedhead)

Here’s a feel-good post of the day for all you ladies (and gents) out there who like you some eatin’. Makes me feel better about the 10 lbs. of “new relationship weight” I’ve put on in the past year, anyway. (Mix Tape Therapy)

Because nothing can top the juggernaut of awesomeness that is Christopher Walken, here he is reading the lyrics to Lady Gaga’s “Poker Face”:

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Comments

Sooooo that's the explanation for Piven's doughy balding physique. Still doesn't explain why he's such an epic tool though.

/straightens recently delivered Centaur self-portrait.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 2, 2009 1:06 PM

I call total fix on that Shepard Smith story. I watched a lot of Fox news last year in an attempt to understand "the other side" or at least know what crazy things they were saying so I could rebut them when I knocked on doors, and he never called halt on any of the incredibly biased crap his reporters were blabbing. Now it's a big story and suddenly, he needs to make this statement in the middle of a segment. It was set up frmo start to finish.

Posted by: PaddyDog at November 2, 2009 1:10 PM

and the result was cuter than a kitten farting out gumdrops.

But what's that choad she's with wearing?

FAIL.

Stephens, though? A twenty minute trip to Walmart results in BASKET CASE?!?! Sheer fucking brilliance.

You've all seen "Basket Case", right?

Posted by: Jay at November 2, 2009 1:12 PM

Me, I already KNOW I'm a fiery manhorse, and don't need a painting. That punk bitch Cancer can only envy me.

Punk bitch.

Posted by: Jay at November 2, 2009 1:15 PM

Litelysalt...WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?

DA FUCK IS THIS FUCKING FUCKERY?

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 2, 2009 1:20 PM

Not a fan of Fox News, or any of the Info-tainment 24 hour news channels, but really? If a 'reporter' (read:eye candy) manages to speak to a candidate it is instantly a requirement that the opponent gets equal time? Since when? That is made-up bullshit. This is not Speech and Debate club. Truthfulness is the ONLY requirement, and whether Fox falls short on that I won't argue. I am sure they are deeply flawed.
Yeah, 'Fair and Balanced' is nonsense, given, granted, stipulated. But the very notion that every story must show both or all sides of an argument or topic is ridiculous. Anything that gives more information than who, what, when, and where, is just opinion mongering.
Pearl clutching shrieks of "BIAS!!!!!" is the poo flinging of the pseudo intellectually lazy hipster set. As amusing as it is, the on-air editorializing of this Smith character makes him look like a real Douche in my opinion. It is unprofessional and unnecessary. It comes across as a real slap at the woman reporter in this case. Can you imagine Murrow or even Dan Rather taking snide shot like that on air? They were professionals. If they had a problem, they would handle it with grace and dignity, not opportunistic asides. Smith knows who and what he works for. If his high morals preclude him from writhing around in the sheets with the likes of Fox, Get the Fuck Out. Grow a set and move on. The truth is he probably doesn't have the chops to be a real journalist and deep down he knows it. He settled, and now he resents it.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 2, 2009 1:28 PM

I assumed Piven's problem was he had one of those centaur painting but it was the upper half horse type.

The tits are just him trying to emulate the painting.

Art becomes life and all that.

Posted by: jim of the lower case at November 2, 2009 1:30 PM

Woof. That girl can eat corn on the cob through a picket fence. From a block away.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at November 2, 2009 1:30 PM

If Mr. Walken would have told me that he was "bluffin' with his muffin" I think I would have lost my shit and taken the rest of the day off.

Posted by: admin at November 2, 2009 1:33 PM

Christopher Walken is AWESOME!!
I have become addicted to Friday Night With Jonathon Ross on BBCA. He and Graham Norton have completely ruined me for what passes for chat show comedy in the US.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 2, 2009 1:50 PM

Does Piven have any idea what a healthy balanced diet is? Or does he just stockpile whatever trendy food he reads about and then live off of nothing but that one thing until vital organ systems start shutting down and then it 'what, I can't eat two pounds of tofu every day for three year? I thought tofu was healthy? Who can I sue?'

Posted by: Yossarian at November 2, 2009 1:57 PM

"Or does he just stockpile whatever trendy food he reads about and then live off of nothing but that one thing..."


/WIN!

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 2, 2009 2:02 PM

OK, Willow and Wesley are cute and all, but enough of grown adults taking BABIES out trick or treating. The baby has no fucking clue, and we all know they're being used as candy beards. Go to a party or something if you want to dress up and get in the Halloween spirit. If your kid isn't old enough to say "trick or treat", he gets nothing from me.

I hate Faux News as much as the next Pajiban, but if Shep is so bothered by his employer's tactics, he should grow a pair and quit already.

Crop circles are the shit.

I have not seen "Basket Case" but it's in my queue. Great costume!

Posted by: DeadBessie at November 2, 2009 2:16 PM

That Walken business is the best thing since Shatner did the dramatic reading of Rocket Man.

As for Shep Smith, I can only hope that he's trying to burn that motherfucker down from the inside.

Seek.Infiltrate.Destroy.

A black lady can dream...

Posted by: stopthemadness at November 2, 2009 2:18 PM

Hey Jeremy: Guess what else can give you man boobs? Long-term dope smoking. And soy milk is to blame? Who do you think you are fooling?

Posted by: Ned at November 2, 2009 2:27 PM

Bessie, you have a good point and niceness and all, but one of the main reasons why I look forward to having children one day is so that I can take them out on Halloween (AS SOON AS POSSIBLE) and use them to get me some sweet, sweet candy goodness. Because I never got to go trick or treating. Bring on the candy magnets.

...Maybe I shouldn't have kids.

Posted by: figgy at November 2, 2009 2:36 PM

Figgy:
I am pretty sure just buying all the candy you want is much cheaper than going to all the trouble of procreating. Plus, there is NO REASON you can't borrow a child for special occasions. And by 'borrow', I mean the parents do have to know about it. And you do have to return it. Not like 'Borrowing' a piece of gum.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 2, 2009 2:46 PM

Obviously, Georgia’s hair has been lightened to emulate mother Jerry Hall’s long blonde locks, but, otherwise, the girl looks like just like a female version of Mick Jagger.

Well, Mick Jagger did look rather effeminite during the heyday of the Stones. Is it any wonder so many people believe the rumor about him and David Bowie.

Posted by: George at November 2, 2009 3:04 PM

What-the-fuck-ever with the soy thing, Piven. Soy is the new egg. You have moobs because soy milk has calories and you're drinking too much of a good thing. Douche.

Posted by: stardust (now with 100% less savant) at November 2, 2009 3:20 PM

Who gives a shit what Bowie and Jagger got up to? It's always painted as this dark act that might what?
Ruin the career of a guy who built his career on being androgynous?
Ruin the career of the other guy who prances for a living?
They were stoned for Christ's sake and I don't know many people female or male, gay, straight or in-between who would turn down a chance to shag with Bowie (maybe Stardust Savant would care to weigh in on this).

Posted by: PaddyDog at November 2, 2009 3:56 PM

Every time I see Glenn Beck, I feel compelled to put a bullet between his eyes for the good of society.

Posted by: alphawhiskey at November 2, 2009 3:58 PM

FREAKY!! This morning while reading the last of the sunday papers and magazines I came across yet another picture of Georgia fucking Jagger with her mouth hanging half open as she gazes, dull eyed and all but drooling at the camera. My reaction was the same as it's been since I first saw her 'CLOSE YOUR MOUTH, YOU ARE CATCHING FLIESSS!!'
I realise that these days so many people get their teeth fixed that it's refreshing to see someone with a unique or quirky mouth; I myself have a small gap caused by a bad brace, my mutant jaw(I will never, ever have wisdom teeth, that part of my jaw doesn't exist; I am a marvel of the dental world)and my teeth basically collapsing inwards because my jaw is too small for the teeth in it. NadinesBF has a cute lil gap.
But Georgia Jagger is a generic looking chick with huge chewing gum gap teeth WHO NEVER CLOSES HER MOUTH.
Honestly, every time I see her, all I can think is that she's one of those mouth breathers. If she was any one elses kid she'd be hanging out at her university library with her High School Musical Trapper Keeper and her Twilight pencil case, staring at the hunky jock she crushes on/stalks from literally a foot away at all times, her chest heaving as she struggles to suck air through her throat alone, her teeth whistling with every inward breath.

Posted by: Nadine at November 2, 2009 3:58 PM

Georgia Jagger is not getting anywhere near Mr. Pecker with those incisors. She's welcome to go build a beaver dam, though.

On the plus side, she reminds me I have to go get a filling replaced tomorrow.

Posted by: , (TCFKAB) at November 2, 2009 3:59 PM

Ya know I like to scathe and bitch with the best of them,but really? Is this Georgia Jagger girl some kind of famous starletard with a long Lohan/Hilton like rep for bad behavior? This is the first I am hearing of her. What a lot of nastiness over a few teeth! Now I feel sorry for the poor little rich girl. I shudder to think what commentary my physical shortcomings would provoke.
{toddles off to put a bag over my head}

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 2, 2009 4:10 PM

Quick, someone check if Georgia Jagger was born on Easter...

Posted by: bignick at November 2, 2009 4:11 PM

Hey Jeremy: Guess what else can give you man boobs? Long-term dope smoking. And soy milk is to blame? Who do you think you are fooling?

Posted by: Ned at November 2, 2009 2:27 PM

Hm. I don't know about this. I know someone who's been a daily smoker for.... something like 25 years, and he don't have no moobs.

If he did, I'd kick him right out me bed, and I haven't yet.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverpuppet at November 2, 2009 4:17 PM

It's interesting that 60,000,000 Chinese have been eating tofu and soymilk for 6000 years and none of the men have moobs, and none of the women have breast cancer. Then again, I believe Piven eats as much as a lab rat, so I'm surprised he hasn't grown a boob on his head. Oh, wait!

Posted by: BWeaves at November 2, 2009 5:23 PM

Chiclets, no K.

K?

Posted by: Recondite at November 2, 2009 6:02 PM

All right. Nadine and Lindsey, good on you for sticking up for imperfections.

That said, I find it hilarious that a girl with every monetary advantage in the world didn't get braces.

Oh wait. She's english. It's socially acceptable, nay, advantageous, to be hit-in-the-face-with-a-bag-of-bats ugly there.

Erin go Bragh! USA! USA! USA!

Posted by: Johnnyvonawesome at November 2, 2009 6:09 PM

Thank you for validating my point that Jonathan Ross has the best talk show on tv. Love it.

Posted by: grace b at November 2, 2009 6:23 PM

Yeah, if Jonathan Ross's show were to be aired on US TV, he would put Leno and a few others right the fuck out of business.

In other news: I am watching My So Called Life on Hulu, and Jordan Catalano just TOTALLY walked up and made his secret relationship with Angela Chase public by walking down the hall holding hands with her. IN FRONT OF EVERYONE!
{swoon}
Just thought I'd share.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 2, 2009 6:59 PM

Agh, Lindsey, I friggin' loved that moment on MSCL. Jordan Catalano was never more swoonworthy.

Ahem. Back to being a grownup.

I always thought that parents who take infants out trick-or-treating were a little devious, but I'd probably take advantage if I had 'em. Until then, I'll just continue to wait until the day after Halloween to buy discounted candy. Because I am an adult and I can buy whatever I want now!

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at November 2, 2009 7:12 PM

Just watched the video, and if Christopher Walken wasn't going to do the "bluffin' with my muffin/ love glue gunnin'" part of the song then I don't know why they even bothered in the first place.

Posted by: Yossarian at November 2, 2009 7:25 PM

Well, now Catalano is pressuring her to have sex, and boy, when I was her age I would have HIT THAT, but now I just think "Oh honey, NO!"
Too gorgeous though. Who am I kidding, I would hit that now.
Rrrrrowrrr. {That was my best cougar}

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 2, 2009 7:26 PM

Lindsey with an 'e'

WTF My So Called Life is on Hulu now!?!

I lent my beloved box set to a friend and am going to have to go to his house with some kind of weapon to get it back....

Jordan Catalano.....YUM.

That show is just amazing.

p.s. I downloaded that song that plays when they walk down the hallway...one of the most perfect moments in television EVER.

Posted by: grace b at November 2, 2009 8:54 PM

Who gives a shit what Bowie and Jagger got up to? It's always painted as this dark act that might what?
Ruin the career of a guy who built his career on being androgynous?
Ruin the career of the other guy who prances for a living?
They were stoned for Christ's sake and I don't know many people female or male, gay, straight or in-between who would turn down a chance to shag with Bowie (maybe Stardust Savant would care to weigh in on this).

Posted by: PaddyDog at November 2, 2009 3:56 PM
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The whole Bowie-Jagger having sex rumor has been perpetuated by Bowie's ex-wife, Angie Bowie. She wrote that she walked in on them sleeping naked in bed one morning after a night of partying and felt certain they had been having sex, but of course she has no way of actually knowing that. She's not exactly the most trustworthy source - that relationship went extremely sour.

But really, like PaddyDog said, who cares? What, was she going to make the girls cry by telling a story that he slept with a boy? No. Was she going to out him to the press? No. And what did she care anyway? It's not like they were monogamous up until that point. I'm not really sure what her point was in telling the story and probably leaking it to the tabloids in the first place.

And no one in their right mind in the 70s would have turned down Bowie. Shit, most wouldn't turn him down now.

Posted by: stardust (now with 100% less savant) at November 2, 2009 9:46 PM

stardust,

I totally remember that scene in Velvet Goldmine! Toni Collette was pissed.

Posted by: grace b at November 2, 2009 10:22 PM

http://www.hulu.com/watch/87990/my-so-called-life-pressure

Here is the site, you can go back to Season 1 ep1.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 2, 2009 10:49 PM

Lindsey with an 'e'

Don't worry I've already alerted my other MYSCL obsessed fan and we are discussing!! Does Pajiba have a review of the show??

Posted by: grace b at November 2, 2009 10:59 PM

Do we need them to? I think we can have a lovely discussion. If this show was on the air today it would be the best thing on TV.
OMG! Jordan and Angela just totally had the 'I'm not ready for sex with you' talk and ANGELA'S DAD WAS OUT OF SIGHT ON THE COUCH AND HEARD THE WHOLE THING!!!!!! Since I am nearer in age to the parents than the kids,(36), this show is really hitting differently for me now than it did the first time around.

OK, so right now, pretty boy isn't my favorite person because he is being a horny teenager and Angela isn't there yet. The older I get the more in love with Brian Krakow I am. I always went for the bad boys and hard luck cases (they neeeeded me), and let me tell you they fucked me right up. Of course, I married a Brian Krakow and he didn't work out that well either.

OK, I am off for the evening. Got a hot date with the SO, who is neither a Catalano nor a Krakow. I hardly know what to do with him! :-}

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 2, 2009 11:43 PM

Who ruined Roger Rabbit? LJN for making the !@##$% NES game.

Posted by: lawnjart at November 3, 2009 3:09 PM

Who cares!!! My boyfriend also agrees with me. He is 10 years older than me, lol. We met online at age-gap club -- http://AgelessMeet.COM/. Maybe you wanna check out or tell your friends.

Posted by: Kyra at November 4, 2009 1:46 AM





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