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By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | October 31, 2006 |


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How awesome would it be if Naomi Campbell went all Mortal Kombat on Paris Hilton?! Here's that vision, folks. (Yeeeah!)

A blow-by-blow account of the demise of Reese and Ryan, because we care that much. (Celebitchy)

Fatback grades the celebrity Halloween costumes. Noticeably absent: Mary Kate's "Ashley" costume. (Fatback and Collards)

If you missed this clip buried in our craptastic horror films list, please do yourself the favor and watch it. It may be the best 99 seconds in craptastic history. (YouTube) On second thought ...

You know how in Psycho, Norman Bates likes to keep his dead mother's body around for safe keeping? Anna Nicole has just crossed over into Hitchcockian territory. (Celebslam)

And, finally, the award for the "Holy shit, it's Halloween already and the only place open is an all-night 7/11" costume goes to Chris Klein. (IDLYITW)


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