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Stills from Angelina Jolie’s Wanted are hitting the internet — in which it appears Angie performs feats of amazingness no 5’8, 95 pound woman should ever be physically capable of. (Popoholic)

I just don’t trust that Bono, dammit. (Agent Bedhead)

If “aggravated stupid” catches fire it could damn near change the entire judicial system as we know it. (QuizLaw)

Ahnuld — who has never done drugs by the way — is not very happy with the Charger’s Shawne Merruhman. (KSK)

Come to think of it — I think the main reason for the inevitable failure of “Firefly” was that it was missing a little Shat. (Webster’s is my Bitch)

Christina Aguilera is maybe allegedly now having twins. Although, that doesn’t explain why she still appears to be made out of fucking plastic. (IDLYITW)

Why we’re closer to a zombie apocalypse than ever before. (Cracked)

Tom and Katie are finally together, the way God and Xenu always intended. (cityrag)

It should be common knowledge why a parent shouldn’t “dress [your] six year old like a skank.” Luckily for us it’s not, because otherwise we wouldn’t get this beautiful clip after the jump.

Pajiba Love | October 30, 2007 | Comments (6)


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Comments

I laughed so hard this morning at that Kissing Suzy Kolber post. Big Daddy Drew gets me through even the most horrific days at work.

Posted by: Julie at October 30, 2007 3:35 PM

Gah, that clip pretty much convinced me that spanking is a necessary evil.

Posted by: Kolby at October 30, 2007 4:34 PM

Gosh, when I was that age, I couldn't even SAY the word "sexy" without blushing beet red.

Ridiculous. America is so disgustingly hypersexualized, while ignoring the fact that "sexy" tends to lead to things like, I dunno...intercourse? And yet we don't want to teach our children how to have safe, responsible sex.


Oh, also, you need a much stronger warning on that horrible Tom and Katie picture. I almost lost my lunch...

Posted by: KarenElhyam at October 30, 2007 4:41 PM

I'm really confused. Celia Rivenbark's a humor columnist/author, and I enjoy her stuff. Said book is a collection of humorous writing that came out last fall, with a bit discussing said wacked out clothing. It's not a Dr. Laura or Phil book, it's a Laurie Notaro/Dave Barry book.....so why's she and it on ABC, and why now?

Posted by: Jay at October 30, 2007 7:17 PM

It's great to hear the psychologist say how inappropriate clothes "may ruin your chances of success". And not you self esteem, or your self respect.
Good priorities, America!

Posted by: sol at October 30, 2007 8:46 PM

"Oh, It's fashion and none of the stores have other stuff and all the role models do it."

whine, whine, whine.

Lemme tell ya, when I was that age I was wearing turtlenecks from Landsend and had no idea who Britney Spears was. My parents joked that they were raising me and my sister amish, but you know what? I thank them for it. That father needs to grow a pair of nuts.

Posted by: MM at October 30, 2007 10:24 PM