October 29, 2008 | Comments ()

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | October 29, 2008 |


More topless sex scenes on “True Blood?” Maybe they should just cut out most of the dialogue and just call it “Vampire Porn.” Having said, I really need to start watching this shit. (IDLYITW)

Jessica Simpson’s Major Movie Star is number one at the box office. Yes? So wondering why you haven’t heard anything about it? (WIMB)

When you have a website where you routinely post pictures of random strangers and call them douchebags, you shouldn’t be surprised when one of those douchebags or douchettes sues your ass. (QuizLaw)

Coming from someone who has been known to, eh, own certain artifacts of Hello Kitty paraphernalia… Anyone who wears a Hello Kitty wedding gown should be shot in the face. Preferably with a Hello Kitty shotgun. (Jezebel)

Haha! Not so hot without your eyebrows, eh Megan Fox? (HotChicksWithNoEyebrows)

Due to my rampant egocentrism, I’m always surprised to hear that other parts of the country don’t always enjoy the same products I do. Really? Some of you have never even heard of Peanut Chews? Jesus! (SeriousEats)

Dan Carlson takes a look at Craig Thompson’s Blankets. (SlowlyGoingBald)

Here’s a timewaster sent to me by a friend with a really dorky sense of humor that reminds me just a bit too much of the retarded interactive xmas cards my dad forwards every xmas; but it makes fun of Palin so I’ll allow it. (PalinAsPresident)

Peaches Geldof (of Bob Geldof’s daughter fame, for those of you who don’t read British tabloids on a daily basis) tries her hand at writing; fails. (AgentBedhead)

With just six days left til Go-time, one of our own Pajibans has started his own bid for the United States presidency. (NotesOnBarNapkins)

Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross have found themselves thigh-deep in shit. (Celebitchy)

Oh Em Gee. How cute is this? A teeny tiny New York City. (cityrag)

I’ve always said I could be entertained by Ricky Gervais reading the dictionary, so why not the script for the Sarah Palin Porno? Thanks Sofia!

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

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