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That’s Boner, To You

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Pajiba Love | October 27, 2008 | Comments (27)

What does a famous philanthropist-activist musician do in his free time? Scope for some hot teenage nookie, naturally. (Celebitchy)

Awwww. Will Arnett and Amy Pohler gave birth to what is undoubtedly the funniest baby on planet Earth this weekend. (WIMB)

Holy crap. If you’re a teenager in Nebraska, you face far worse punishments than having your cell phone taken away. Your parents can legally abandon your ass. (QuizLaw)

Umm… Jennifer Hudson’s mother, brother and now, probably, nephew were all murdered. I got nothing. Condolences to the family. (The Blemish)

See? You’d never see an Obama supporter pulling these kind of dumbshit shenanigans. And not just because we’re not clearly desperate. (Deus Ex Malcontent)

And in more “People Making John McCain Look Bad” news, John McCain’s brother called 911 because he was stuck in traffic. (EvilBeet)

Does science really have nothing better to do than turn Garfield into a fucking glow-stick? (DListed)

Is it bad that this made me laugh really hard? This made me laugh really, really hard. (YBNBY)

The new Subway Chicken Pizziola sub is rocking almost 1000 calories and would probably make Jared once again lose the power to see his own dick. (TIB)

The only way casting your vote for Obama could be any sweeter is if somebody literally gave you free ice cream afterwards. (Jezebel)

This is pretty much the ultimate karmaic retribution for being a former groupie banging rock star male whore. (Agent Bedhead)

Because now is the time of year for pictures of dogs in Halloween costumes, I honestly can’t get enough of this shit. Apologies. (CuteOverload)

Here are twenty-three unusual takes on the vampire genre. And before you get your panties in a bunch, yes, there is “Count Duckula.” (AV Club)

Facebook: The place for passive-aggressiveness. (PA Notes)

Thank God, only one week left of ridiculous celebrity campaign endorsements. But still… Ron Howard just rules:

See more Ron Howard videos at Funny or Die

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Comments

So apparently sometimes Bono picks up more than his sunglasses at Forever 21.

Posted by: becks at October 27, 2008 12:14 PM

Hee, I want to keep the pissed off rice crispies kitty.

Posted by: Erin S at October 27, 2008 12:17 PM

I'll add this to my long, long list of "Reasons why I detest Bono".

And you're not the only one who cracked up at the YBNB link - that was truly awesome!

Posted by: Shay at October 27, 2008 12:29 PM

Oh, and the thing about McCain's brother? Also had me pissing myself. I think it was the pause between the incredulous 911 operator asking him if he was really calling to bitch about traffic, where you can practically hear him realise what a tool he's being, then mentally shut down and go into "defense" mode.

Posted by: Shay at October 27, 2008 12:33 PM

Damn. Bono's wife is gorgeous too - wtf?

Posted by: Cindy at October 27, 2008 12:39 PM

motherfucker!!!

WIMB = blocked at work.

*shakes fist at God*

Posted by: TK at October 27, 2008 12:44 PM

My estimation of Bono 2.0 Ultimate Douche Edition just went up a couple notches

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 27, 2008 12:49 PM

Bono - saving the starving people of Africa one caucasian 19 year old girl at a time.

Mr. Malcontent, them's fightin' words. I know plenty of herds of cattle and they are much more intelligent than the average McCain/Palin supporter.

Baby Arnett/Baby Fey
2040

Posted by: Admin11 at October 27, 2008 12:59 PM

What a charming family. John McCain drops the C**t word every other day (he said it while discussing taxes) and Joe tells the 911 operator to F**k off. The holidays must be all warm and fuzzy!

I suppose Cindy should be glad he can't raise his arms. Yeah. I went there.

Posted by: amanda47 at October 27, 2008 1:20 PM

Thank you for the dog costume link! I needed a chaser after accidentally picturing Jared from Subway's dick.

Because that is how my mind works, unfortunately.

Posted by: Melissa at October 27, 2008 1:26 PM

Green Flourescent Protein transgenic tests are often used to determine whether or not species are genetically capable of accepting transgenic mutations, since it's obviously easy to see if GFP is being expressed and the presence of GFP usually has no side effects. These tests are helping to lead to cures for almost all genetic disorders, which may include certain cancers.

...So no, we don't have anything better to do.

Posted by: Jim Bob Duggar at October 27, 2008 1:41 PM

I'll bet Andy Griffith could kick McCain's ass. For that matter, so could Opie.

Posted by: Cindy at October 27, 2008 1:48 PM

Dude, bullshit on Duff for claiming that middle school never went beyond kissing when he was growing up.

Posted by: Eep at October 27, 2008 1:54 PM

How come Ron Howard didn't come out screwed up like all the other child actors in America?

Posted by: Lucas at October 27, 2008 2:00 PM

I give Ron Howard props for not going the plastic surgery route, but geez, maybe try a little something. Every time he pulled of the wig, my stomach kinda lurched. Maybe it's that he still has the little kid voice that makes it freaky.

Posted by: BWeaves at October 27, 2008 2:06 PM

I give Ron Howard props for not going the plastic surgery route, but geez, maybe try a little something. Every time he pulled of the wig, my stomach kinda lurched. Maybe it's that he still has the little kid voice that makes it freaky.

Posted by: BWeaves at October 27, 2008 2:06 PM

"Hello Hello...Yeah yeah yeah yeah!!"

South Park nailed it: Bono is #2, and by that I mean shit.

Posted by: Recondite at October 27, 2008 3:14 PM

Jim Bob beat me to it, but yeah, we do have a reason for making things glow green beyond the fact that it looks cool. GFP is the bomb.

Posted by: s. pisaster at October 27, 2008 3:30 PM

When I read Jim Bob's comment I almost peed my pants. Who knew that denouncing neon felines could provoke such hostility?

Posted by: becks at October 27, 2008 3:56 PM

Well, from what I know it's just a silly press shoot with some friends on vacation. Still looks dumb though.

Posted by: Jay at October 27, 2008 4:15 PM

I love how the first comments from the slags are always, "We're just friends." and then the tabloid checkbooks open up and six zeroes later we see pics of them going DVDA in 14,13,12,11,10..... Of course what they get will be nothing compared to what Mrs. Boner is going to get out of the deal.

Posted by: OscarTamerz at October 27, 2008 4:23 PM

Heh, In Nature they do one page science fiction stories. In one of them a girl convinced her mother to have a baby sister. As the girl was so keen on the baby sister, she and the nurse got to dial up the modifications. Then when the nurse was out of the room the little girl noticed a free special offer. Result: a glow-in-the-dark baby sister.
There's also a pretty picture made with all different colours on wikipedia (most of them made by mutating Green fluorescent protein, but it's taken till now to get good red proteins).
Plus that was the only nobel prize where, when I heard who won, I already knew what they were famous for.

Posted by: ChrisD at October 27, 2008 4:50 PM

I hope they like Bangers and Mash!

Posted by: Sushi at October 27, 2008 8:16 PM

LOVE that there's a Vancouver connection on YBNBY - that's my local teleprovider! Hoo-wee!

Posted by: Farfalina at October 27, 2008 8:39 PM

amanda47, a good punch to the ovaries requires little in the way of shoulder movement. Just sayin'...

Posted by: Shay at October 27, 2008 9:28 PM

I feel kinda gross after seeing Bono's sex face :(
Ickypants...

Posted by: BrisVegasBec at October 28, 2008 1:40 AM

Boner.

Just now got that joke, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

Hahahahaha!

Posted by: agent bedhead at October 28, 2008 10:29 AM