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October 27, 2008 |

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | October 27, 2008 |

What does a famous philanthropist-activist musician do in his free time? Scope for some hot teenage nookie, naturally. (Celebitchy)

Awwww. Will Arnett and Amy Pohler gave birth to what is undoubtedly the funniest baby on planet Earth this weekend. (WIMB)

Holy crap. If you’re a teenager in Nebraska, you face far worse punishments than having your cell phone taken away. Your parents can legally abandon your ass. (QuizLaw)

Umm… Jennifer Hudson’s mother, brother and now, probably, nephew were all murdered. I got nothing. Condolences to the family. (The Blemish)

See? You’d never see an Obama supporter pulling these kind of dumbshit shenanigans. And not just because we’re not clearly desperate. (Deus Ex Malcontent)

And in more “People Making John McCain Look Bad” news, John McCain’s brother called 911 because he was stuck in traffic. (EvilBeet)

Does science really have nothing better to do than turn Garfield into a fucking glow-stick? (DListed)

Is it bad that this made me laugh really hard? This made me laugh really, really hard. (YBNBY)

The new Subway Chicken Pizziola sub is rocking almost 1000 calories and would probably make Jared once again lose the power to see his own dick. (TIB)

The only way casting your vote for Obama could be any sweeter is if somebody literally gave you free ice cream afterwards. (Jezebel)

This is pretty much the ultimate karmaic retribution for being a former groupie banging rock star male whore. (Agent Bedhead)

Because now is the time of year for pictures of dogs in Halloween costumes, I honestly can’t get enough of this shit. Apologies. (CuteOverload)

Here are twenty-three unusual takes on the vampire genre. And before you get your panties in a bunch, yes, there is “Count Duckula.” (AV Club)

Facebook: The place for passive-aggressiveness. (PA Notes)

Thank God, only one week left of ridiculous celebrity campaign endorsements. But still… Ron Howard just rules:

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