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By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | October 24, 2008 |


Holy hell. This, I can’t wrap my brain around. A woman is facing jail time for killing her husband’s character (or character’s husband?) in one of those retarded “Sims”-type games. (QuizLaw)

Boozehound sad he’d hold his breath until he turned gay if I didn’t run this John Hodgman interview. You know, there is something unmistakably sexy about a man who knows how to predict the future with a pig’s spleen. (AV Club)

Tom Cruise is so desperate to prove that he’s not the psychotic, uptight dick we all know he is, that he’s going to try to roast Matt Lauer. Aaaawkward. (WIMB)

You know, a lot of the shit I write over at Webster’s is the God’s honest truth, wrapped up in satire and facetiousness. Which leads me to believe that Bob Saget did, in fact, suck dick for coke at some point in his life. (Agent Bedhead)

Beyonce picked out her very own nickname just like George Costanza. I say we just call her “T-Bone” from now on. (IDLYITW)

Good news! George Clooney is dating one of his ex-skanks who doesn’t share a name with a Pajiba staffer. (Bricks&Stones)

Sarah Palin is asked what she thinks of the Republican Platform; is stumped. I never thought I’d say this, but I’d totally watch “Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?” if she went on. (Spoiler alert: she’s not.) (HuffPo)

Now you can generate your very own McCain campaign logo! (CC Insider)

Here’s the first bit of evidence that makes me believe that maybe Miley Cyrus’s 20-year-old underwear model boyfriend isn’t statutory raping the bejeezus out of her. (omgblog)

The one on top is hands-down the best canine Halloween costume I have ever witnessed. (Cute Overload)

OMG, I love this. A blog written by two women who have been BFF for “sixty years and counting.” Thanks, Snoop Kolby Kolb! (Margaret&Helen)

Finally, a big hearty “fuck you” to everyone who didn’t vote for Jared Padalecki’s abs yesterday. Even though they were contested to be phony, it’s the thought that counts. And for everyone who is still condescending of my love for Jensalecki, look how awesome Jensen Ackles is. Just look. He did this last night. True story:

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