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How the hell did M.C. Hammer manage to go bankrupt when he was raking in the sweet, sweet, 1-900-number money? (Special Way of Being Afraid)

Apparently the Spice Girls have a new song recorded and apparently it blows. Well, of course it blows — it is a Spice Girls song, after all. (IDLYITW)

James Lipton used to be such a pimp, yo! And no, not in that harmless, MTV kind of way, either. (Deus Ex Malcontent)

The last time a judge told me I had a nice ass, I totally got all my charges dropped. Score! (QuizLaw)

Jake Gyllenhaal comes out. I mean, about his relationship with Reese. What did you think I was referring to? (Yeeeah!)

President Evil! I love it. Oh, except for the part where he ordered all that torture. That, not so much. (The Liberal Avenger)

With a story like this, it’s difficult to make sense of all the speculation and facts — but I can tell you one thing for sure, and that is David Copperfield is a scumbag. (Celebitchy)

Poor, chubby bearded Ryan Gosling just can’t catch a break. (Agent Bedhead)

Today’s clip is pretty funny, until it makes you realize what our lives have come to — by vaguely forcing us to remember a time when we used to leave our houses, and go outside and do things, with real people we knew beyond an internet handle. Ah well.

Pajiba Love | October 24, 2007 | Comments (20)


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Comments

what about dumbledore!?

Posted by: Grace at October 24, 2007 3:52 PM

I hate that I know this, and I'm sure someone over at Agent Bedhead's place has already pointed it out, but Mark Wahlberg (who is replacing Ryan Gosling) wasn't in NKOTB. He was Marky Mark.

It's like how I know that Alanis Morrissette wrote "You Oughta Know" for Uncle Joey. I wish I didn't, but the knowledge is there and I can't get rid of it.

Posted by: tetetetigi at October 24, 2007 3:58 PM

Oh, uh... Yeah. I think someone caught that.

*Whistles and walks away*

Posted by: litelysalted at October 24, 2007 4:16 PM

Wait now, I don't have all the facts and he may well be a scumbag but if some chick had sex with Copperfield because she believed he was going to give her a spot in the act, that's not rape, that's prostitution.

Posted by: PaddyDog at October 24, 2007 4:34 PM

Really, Wahlberg was in NKOTB? Fer real? are you sure?

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 24, 2007 4:35 PM

Oh come on, it's not so terrible to know that Marky Mark wasn't in NKOTB. Any self-respecting girl who was a pre-teen in the late 80's - early 90's would know that. Unless you weren't of said demographic. If that's the case you should go sit in the corner for a while.

Posted by: katy at October 24, 2007 5:00 PM

Am I getting old now... I only recognize about 2/3rds of the things mentioned in the video.

Posted by: E at October 24, 2007 5:18 PM

I thought Ryan started the fire.

(Ill Mitch! Oh, memories of university).

Posted by: Ashers at October 24, 2007 6:16 PM

So Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon had a movie coming out. That explains why they're dating but I hope Reese isn't too upset she had to endure a Rufus Wainwright sings Judy Garland's concert as the only straight person in the audience and probably the only female too, for a 9th place opening. Better luck bearding next time. Look at what Jennifer Connelly had to beard for when she had Rocketeer opening.

Posted by: OscarTamerz at October 24, 2007 6:54 PM

OK, so we've left discrimination against fat women actors and are moving to discrimination against all fat actors? Wrong way, people. Of course, if you're a comedic actor it's almost better to be fat (if you're a man - women still have to be smokin' no matter what).

On a lighter note - Salad Fingers!

Posted by: Three-nineteen at October 24, 2007 7:15 PM

Hey, the Spice Girls put out some damn infectious and fun pop music back when I was in 6th grade, ignoring all those dumbass boy bands for Ginger, Baby, Sporty, Posh, and Scary. I'm saddened to hear that their new single is not up to standard. Either that or my 11 year old judgement was not the best, which can't possibly be true.

PaddyDog, technically it could still be sexual assault if he never intended to put her in the show and was lying to get sex. I realize it still seems iffy, but frankly I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out to be rape, Copperfield just gives me the creeps.

Posted by: Rusty at October 24, 2007 7:44 PM

Hey, the Spice Girls put out some damn infectious and fun pop music back when I was in 6th grade, ignoring all those dumbass boy bands for Ginger, Baby, Sporty, Posh, and Scary. I'm saddened to hear that their new single is not up to standard. Either that or my 11 year old judgement was not the best, which can't possibly be true.

PaddyDog, technically it could still be sexual assault if he never intended to put her in the show and was lying to get sex. I realize it still seems iffy, but frankly I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out to be rape, Copperfield just gives me the creeps.

Posted by: Rusty at October 24, 2007 7:44 PM

Sure the Spice Girls song sucks, but it is better than that overproduced pablum that she who shall not be named has recently put out and called an album.

Posted by: Alarmjaguar at October 24, 2007 7:51 PM

Rusty: Is that true even if she willingly and knowingly (without hypnotism) had sex with him believing he would put her in the show? Don't get me wrong: I'm not one of those "she was asking for it" types at all, but by your definition above (unless I'm missing something) that would mean that any guy who lies for sex is committing rape, including Mr. PaddyDog who sometimes promises to load the dishwasher if I'll put out a little when I'm tired.

Posted by: PaddyDog at October 24, 2007 9:39 PM

PaddyDog the definition I've found for rape is " non-consensual sexual intercourse that is committed by physical force, threat of injury, or other duress." so it could depend on how much "duress" the defendent's lawyer can argue was caused by Mr.Copperfield's promises. But there is no definition that says false representation is grounds for rape all on it's own, so Mr.PaddyDog is in the clear, for now ;)

Sorry for the double post earlier, by the way.

Posted by: Rusty at October 24, 2007 10:00 PM

In our local jurisdiction we have a statute that defines intercourse via false representation as "seduction," I think it's felony. There's one instance were immediate dismissal of the charge is allowed: if it was a promise of marriage and the defendant fulfills it.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 24, 2007 10:30 PM

Can't bring myself to care about Jake and Reese as a couple. Also, my goodness, Reese is wee. I am much more concerned about that. Sandwich, girl, sandwich. Or pasta, since you're in Italy. I'll be there next week, woot!

Posted by: Daphne at October 25, 2007 12:31 AM

This is off topic but it needs to be addressed:

Is there anything that can be done to get rid of Steve-O's ass. I am so tired of being subjected to it when I come here. I know that the ads are generated by what the viewers here might be interested in but I AM NOT INTERESTED IN STEVE-O'S ASS. Mann Schmoulter is gone how about getting rid of Steve-O.

Who is with me? Anyone? Anyone?

Posted by: jen310 at October 25, 2007 1:15 AM

OscarTamerz, for shame - one doesn't "endure" Rufus, they bask in his glory. I'm a straight female, too! Okay, I *have* been told I'm more toward the gay male end of the spectrum, but whatever.

As for Gosling, am I correct in thinking he'd look *really* young to be the father of a 13-year-old? Wahlberg's more age-appropriate, at the very least. The thought of my Ryan showing up all bloated and getting turned away is depressing - we love you, RG!

Posted by: Samantha T at October 25, 2007 7:50 AM

Is it sad that I was upset that they omitted the Live-Action Mario clip?

Posted by: Renee at October 25, 2007 11:33 AM