October 21, 2008 | Comments ()

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | October 21, 2008 |


NO!!!!! Zima is being discontinued! I have to stock up! I mean, sure I haven’t drank it since I was underage, and primarily out of a drinking funnel so I wouldn’t have to actually taste it, but I always liked knowing it was there. Like an old friend. Do they still make St. Ides? (DListed)

Remember yesterday how I posted that link where Katy Perry fell all over the place and generally made an ass of herself? Yeah, she totally meant to do that. (WIMB)

“Saturday Night Live” is so whatever. Real VP candidates go on “Ellen” and take part in a dunking booth contest with Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (QuizLaw)

That piece of total fucking shit Nick Hogan gets out of prison today. I hope somebody runs him over with their car. (Yeeeah!)

Alec Baldwin responds to the people (ahem) pissed off for letting “Caribou Barbie” on “Saturday Night Live.” OK, so maybe I grudgingly feel sheepish. (HuffPo)

What?? Todd Palin was in Pennsylvania, at a gun club? Dammit, and me without my gun. (Deus Ex Malcontent)

So we can’t criticize Raven Symone’s eyebrows or weight… How about the fact that she’s a complete blithering idiot? (Evil Beet)

Here are the Top Ten Pet Costumes of 2008. Which is kind of an oxymoron if you think about it, because really, are there any pet costumes which aren’t humiliating? (BestWeekEver)

Since when do the British have anything against dick and fart jokes? (Celebitchy)

This has been kind of all over the place, but I haven’t actually used it yet. If you haven’t seen it already, witness Lil’ O’Reilly. (UncookedMeat)

Here’s the best thing to happen to elephants all year: (and by “elephants” I mean “Republicans”) Ebay has banned ivory sales. (NYTimes)

Jennifer Aniston might be carrying Douche Mayer’s baby? Oh, in your face, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt! (Agent Bedhead)

Here’s the latest in morbid home decor. This seems right up y’alls alleys. (mental floss)

BWeaves offers up the geekiest motherfucking thing I’ve ever seen. Seriously, I don’t even know how to preface this. (ESO)

Natalie Portman and Rashida Jones solve the economic crisis… With puppies:

See more Natalie Portman videos at Funny or Die

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