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Pajiba Love | October 20, 2009 | Comments (47)

Joss Whedon is going to be directing an upcoming episode of “Glee,” which sounds like a combination as natural and delicious as hot apple cider and whiskey. Mmm … I love the autumn. (IGN)

And on that note, here are five reasons it sucks to be a Joss Whedon fan. Aside from rampant network cancellation, anyway. (Cracked)

People are getting excited at the prospect of the first African American Disney princess, but will she fall into the same fate of obscurity as the other Disney princess minorities? To be fair though, Pocahontas and Mulan were both boring as shit if you ask me. (Alert Nerd)

Browsing through Halloween costume websites of stores that don’t actually own the rights to the famous people they’re selling costumes of is unintentional comedy at its best. (IBBB)

Here’s a list of the top ten claustrophobic movies, including Roman Polanski’s Repulsion which I just saw recently and which put my friend and I on the verge of having panic attacks. (Bloody Disgusting)

Miley Cyrus is making a cameo in the Sex and the City sequel, because her tweener audience totally crosses over to a franchise about old ladies who like to bang. (Yeeeah!)

This sounds like a great idea: A David Hasselhoff reality show is in the works. Because who hasn’t wanted to see a C-list celebrity get his stomach pumped on television? (Warming Glow)

So here’s something kind of terrifying — Lindsay Lohan is basically morphing into Donatella Versace. Brrrrr. (Webster’s)

Since Ellen DeGeneres is coming aboard “American Idol,” Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest aren’t allowed to call each other gay anymore. We can still call them gay, though, right? (Superior Gossip)

Where the Wild Things Are may be doing impressively at the box office, but Spike Jonze’s short film collaboration with Kanye West will go down in history as the best film mankind has ever created. Obviously. (Agent Bedhead)

OH MY GOD GROSS. I didn’t think there were really gonna go there, but in the new issue of Playboy — yes, you can see Marge Simpson’s nipples. I give up. (Celebitchy)

Dan has a new gig getting paid to drink, and although it doesn’t exactly fall under the blanket of pop culture, I have to support him because I adore me some Daniel Carlson. Also — did you know that in Texas they have outdoor bars? Truth. (29-95)

Here’s a short film about the Pixar lamp, which continues to be the virtual punching bag of the Pixar family:

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Comments

The X spitting on the lamp in contempt made my day.

Posted by: freckles at October 20, 2009 1:13 PM

re: Whedon link #2

"#1.His Most Vocal Fans are Fucking Assholes"


Poor Joss, I too suffer from this blight. It really isn't his fault.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at October 20, 2009 1:13 PM

Wow, I have spent too much time in Texas (all of my legal drinking years), so I didn't realize that outdoor bars were a big deal.

And a cold Shiner on a warm night, hanging with local yokels sounds like one hell of a good time about now.

Posted by: Patty O'Green at October 20, 2009 1:20 PM

Dear LindsAy Lohan,
Enough with the blonde look. It is NOT good. Also, lay off the crack.

kisses,
LindsEy

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at October 20, 2009 1:20 PM

Dan Carlson has always seemed like good people to me, so I'm happy to hear of his new found success at getting paid to drink. That bar sounds like my kind of place about ten years ago, minus all the Texasness.

I was really hoping to see coverage here of how the Octomom has a crush on the Gosselin douche. If only to help soothe the twitch I've had all day since reading about it on the "news".

Posted by: katy at October 20, 2009 1:22 PM

It's about time someone made the lamp answer for his cruelty. I like that the 'P' threw up after seeing the 'I' murdered.

Posted by: Jeni at October 20, 2009 1:26 PM

OK, shouldn't Marge Simpson's nipples be purple or green or something? Pink on Yellow is just weird.
Nice rack though.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at October 20, 2009 1:29 PM

"Octomom has a crush on the Gosselin douche. "

Really?
Ha ha ha ha!
That is some funny shit. As if he is going to go for that!

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at October 20, 2009 1:37 PM

Joss Whedon is going to be directing an upcoming episode of “Glee,”

...wha.. in my pants.. happy place... warm...

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at October 20, 2009 1:38 PM

Poor Joss, I too suffer from this blight. It really isn't his fault.
Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at October 20, 2009 1:13 PM

It's true. gp and I are Lindsey's biggest fans, so that should tell you something right there.

Octomom has a crush on the Gosselin douche

Mmm, isn't she like 25 years too old for him?

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at October 20, 2009 1:43 PM

The hell, Stacey. Mulan was fantastic!

Worst thing about being a Whedon fan? That Whedon mostly sucks, and being his fan is like being under the effects of some super powerful drug that makes you say ridiculous things like "he's a feminist" and "a good writer!"

Ha. I like that list.

Posted by: figgy at October 20, 2009 1:43 PM

Miley Cyrus is making a cameo in the Sex and the City sequel, because her tweener audience totally crosses over to a franchise about old ladies who like to bang.

Miley's just gazing into her future, and knowing what a cock hungry slut she is, by her 30's, she'll make those Sex and the City airheads look like a burka wearing, post menopause Mother Theresa.

Posted by: George at October 20, 2009 1:43 PM

Marge's tits are totally airbrushed.

Posted by: laredo at October 20, 2009 1:45 PM

I just can't wait until The Princess and the Frog is available on DVD everywhere but the US because Disney will once again overreact to racist criticism in America.

Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2009 1:47 PM

AvB:
*nipple hummer*

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at October 20, 2009 1:49 PM

"#1. His Most Vocal Fans are Fucking Assholes"

Well, so much for downplaying the comparison between Joss Whedon and Jesus. I think Joss wrote that piece.

Posted by: laredo at October 20, 2009 1:50 PM

Wait! Pixar has the death penalty but I can't wield my own brand of vigilante justice? I can't randomly teabag geriatrics who move too slow in the express line at the grocery store? I can't swing my Seal Club of Truthiness at unsuspecting bystandards waiting for the 12:00 dog sled to the casino? I can't choke noisy children's parents with my moose gut Garrot of Vengeance? I can't spelunk the evil orifaces of that dude who always glares at me when we're stopped at the red light with my Poleaxe of Threatening Turgidness?

Fuck you Canada! I'm moving to Disneyland where the skills of the Johnsoned Moosebeater will be appreciated.

Posted by: admin at October 20, 2009 1:52 PM

I don't think Texas is the only place with outdoor bars, in my experience NM and CA have such places too...maybe I'm misunderstanding. But Dan, if you're in Dallas, let me know. I'll come join you!

Posted by: Alarmjaguar at October 20, 2009 1:57 PM

admin, I think it shows real growth that you want to decapitate the noisy theater kids' parents and not the kids themselves.

Posted by: laredo at October 20, 2009 2:02 PM

God, I don't even know who this Joss person (male?) is. Blooming job getting in the way of my fun too much.

What does he (?) do?

Outdoor bars are not everywhere? I've never even heard them called that. I like to call them patios. I love the shirt that reads "I'm outdoorsey in the sense that I like to get drunk on patios."

And way to go, Dan!

Thanks Stacey, now all I want is warm apple cider laced heavily with whiskey. Might not go over too well when I'm presenting to high school principals later. On the other hand, it might help.

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at October 20, 2009 2:02 PM

Well, considering that Mulan isn't a princess, but just awesome makes me sad you don't love that movie.

Posted by: kelsy at October 20, 2009 2:06 PM

Does Pajiba ever host photoshop contests? William Goldman was rockin' some epic hand posing in the Whedon article - it's begging for an added prop to explain the action.

Posted by: laredo at October 20, 2009 2:07 PM

I can't spelunk the evil orifaces of that dude who always glares at me when we're stopped at the red light with my Poleaxe of Threatening Turgidness?

This one you should probably discuss with your wife first.

Posted by: Cindy at October 20, 2009 2:20 PM

Really, admin? Bystandards?

What is the opposite of a slow clap?

Posted by: Patty O'Green at October 20, 2009 2:23 PM

I buy Playboy for the articles.

Posted by: , (TCFKAB) at October 20, 2009 2:25 PM

Stacy, I don't know what you're on, but Pocahontas was fucking excellent. Everyone was pretty much running around naked, a pre-crazy Mel Gibson, Christian Bale voicing the gentle assistant, and Vanessa Williams doing the theme song. Boring? Blasphemy!

I don't see why anyone want to view Marge's nipples. She's like everyone's mom. Yeah, I know, MILF and all that. But I don't want to see Alan Seaver's or Heathcliff Huxtable's package. Gross. Why not just look at your parents?

Posted by: Brie at October 20, 2009 2:26 PM

Yeah, suck it, Whedonites.

Posted by: Jay at October 20, 2009 2:31 PM

TCFKAB:
Man, you ARE old!

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at October 20, 2009 2:32 PM

Mulan? Boring? I pity you, truly....

Posted by: Aislinn at October 20, 2009 2:33 PM

I think I'd rather see Marge's nipples than Edna Krabappel's...Krabappel.

Posted by: laredo at October 20, 2009 2:55 PM

What is the opposite of a slow clap?

The sound of the Harpoon of Fearsome Flaccidness slapping you repeatedly on the forehead.

Posted by: admin at October 20, 2009 2:59 PM

The Marge Simpson spread confuses me. For some reason I always assumed her nipples would be blue. Just like her labia minora.

Posted by: Sofía at October 20, 2009 3:01 PM

Ha! Sofia, I thought the same thing.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverpuppet at October 20, 2009 3:23 PM

Unless her nipples are hairy, why would they be blue? All the nipples I've ever seen were as pink or brown as their owner's pudenda, the color of hair notwithstanding. Either I'm missing something or Pajibettes got some strange anatomy.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at October 20, 2009 4:02 PM

Did you know the Latin for pudenda is puder, which meant to be ashamed?

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at October 20, 2009 4:18 PM

Sofía, I always thought the color of the labia was best judged by the color of the tongue. You'd have to be an Andorian to have a blue labia.

I'm a huge dork.

Posted by: George at October 20, 2009 4:24 PM

Since Ellen DeGeneres is coming aboard “American Idol,” Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest aren’t allowed to call each other gay anymore. We can still call them gay, though, right?

Why would anyone care if Ryan Seacrest calls people gay, the man is so gay, he makes Adam Lambert look like Lemmy Killmister. If you spent your whole life making gay porn movies, you wouldn't be as gay as Ryan Seacrest.

Just come out already, Seacrest, nobody believes you anyway, and oral counts, my god it counts.

Posted by: George at October 20, 2009 4:31 PM

Thanks Snuggiepants!
I learn something new every day.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at October 20, 2009 4:41 PM

I have never given any consideration to how my knees will look when I'm an old lady, but after seeing those photos of Kim Cattrall, I'm freaking out! I mean, sure, she's probably got a lot of years of wear & tear on those things, but dear god, is that what my knees are gonna look like someday?? I need to moisturize or eat my vegetables or SOMETHING, asap!

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at October 20, 2009 5:42 PM

Wait. Ellen. On American Idol? WHY? She's way too good for that crap!

Posted by: Gabs at October 20, 2009 5:52 PM

Of course we have outdoor bars but we call them ice houses and San Antonio has the most varied and greatest number of them I have ever seen. I prefer La Tuna but if you are ever in town you should head over to Sanchez Ice House on a Thursday night. It's where friends meet friends. I can't go there anymore. Long story.

Posted by: Michin at October 20, 2009 5:54 PM

TCFKAB:
Man, you ARE old!

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at October 20, 2009 2:32 PM
---
I am VINTAGE, my dear.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at October 20, 2009 6:50 PM

The Joss Whedon article: while the other reasons have good points, the feminist one is kinda bullshit.

This is his supposed reason for not accepting the "feminist" label on Whedon:

Joss shoots his actresses most lovingly when they're wet and crying and curled up in the fetal position, pressed up against a wall, broken, mascara running, bleeding, and reaching out. And what are they typically reaching out for? Some dude (or vampire or werewolf) and the dick he's attached to.

Ummm....so? Last time I checked, seeing loved ones die tends to make people cry. Like, a lot. And as he put it, Whedon loves to kill off well-loved characters. As far as the shots, last time I checked, they aren't really that often. I mean, it is easier to remember the naked chick moments than everything else.

He also quickly brushes over the actual characters (like Zoe) in order to make his weak-ass point. Let's really look at this: Zoe regularly beats people to shit, Buffy managed to beat people to shit (including the vampire she was crying over and the dick he was attached to), and River, she beat people to shit with a fucked up brain.

So again, what was his point again, besides being an asshole?

Posted by: Vermillion at October 20, 2009 7:57 PM

Scrolling down to read the comments on that list of the claustrophobic movies on Bloody Disgusting makes me remember why I only read comments on Pajiba.
Oh interwebs.

Posted by: Manda90210 at October 20, 2009 8:41 PM

Somebody doesn't remember the very best Disney princess ever, Coal Black. Yeah it's been expurgated by the PC tards but it's so much better animation, story and film making than Mulan, Little Mermaid, Aladdin, Beauty and the Beast it's just nice to spend 7 minutes watching it on Youtube.com. And yes it's actually a Warner's cartoon but it's Warner's giving the finger to Disney by parodying their Snow White so I'm calling it a Disney princess by virtue of that parody.

Posted by: OscarTamerz at October 20, 2009 8:56 PM

In fairness to Joss and his fans, most of the most vocal fans of ANYTHING are assholes. Ever try to have a conversation with a Trekkie or a fundamentalist Christian?

Posted by: Daniel Hall at October 20, 2009 9:51 PM

Well Big Daddy, I collect Antiques in real life, so I don't see why it should be any different on the internet.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at October 20, 2009 11:50 PM





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