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By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | October 16, 2008 |


I’m pretty sure a Disney-produced feature length film tentatively starring Matthew McConaghey as “Joe the Plumber” went into production like eight hours ago. (Evil Beet)

And if you missed the debate, here’s a 90-second summary of the veritable array of John McCain’s “Crusty McBastard” faces. (QuizLaw)

LOL MCCAIN. This mades me larfs. (MightyGodKing)

Aww. Here’s some sad news. David Duchovny and Tea Leoni are splitting up. They were one of my favorite Hollywood couples, despite my fondness for the idea of humping the motherloving shit out of David Duchovny. (WIMB)

Katie Holmes actually looks rather gorgeous and barely brainwashed at all in these still shots from “All My Sons.” (Agent Bedhead)

Best Buy has a new logo, and methinks it kind of — how shall we say — blows? (AdWeek)

Mr. and Mrs. Vanilla-Witherspoon-Gyllenhaal go shopping for some furniture from Crate & Barrel strap-ons and crotchless panties. (Yeeeah!)

Can’t get enough hot debate action? Test your mad debating skillz on the Obamabot (236) or the McCainbot. (236) Thanks, Marra!

Britney Spears has a number one single? Holy shit, did I wake up in the year 2002 this morning? (Celebitchy)

Here are the stories behind five old American brands. But basically: Yuengling represent, bitches! WOOT! (mental floss)

God bless you, internet — for all of the surprisingly wonderfully random things you bring me on a regular basis that gives me indescribable joy. (Via YBNBY!) (UpsidedownDogs)

One of the Eloquents (Who did this again?) compiled this spreadsheet to last week’s Getting to Know You comment diversion, so you can have a handy guide for stalking and whatnot. (CommenterSpreadsheet)

Miley Cyrus prepares for her future sex tape. Yeah, I know, crass. But tell me you don’t laugh. (The Blemish)

OH. MY GOD. I freaking love these things. To follow up the popular literal translation of A-HA’s “Take On Me,” here is the literal translation of Tears For Fear’s “Head Over Heels.” Totally:

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

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