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Dan totally steals my meeting Winnie Cooper thunder. Revenge will be mine! (Slowly Going Bald)

Kim Kardashian’s new reality show makes my brain want to follow a pack of lemmings off a cliff. (Yeeeah!)

I personally would like to see Jared Padalecki cast in the new Justice League movie. I mean, if you’re gonna make a movie that sucks right off the bat — no point in holding back, right? (Matineer)

20 years worth of Miller High Life: $19,200. Sweet new ‘Skins jersey: $89.99. One jar of Crisco: $3.89. Looking foxy at the game? Motherfucking priceless. (KSK)

I think this is all part of Thomas the Tank Engine’s nefarious plot to brainwash our youth. (Whoa, Camel!)

I find TK’s story a bit suspect, since it has been my experience that gay men have the sort of discriminating taste to avoid establishments such as Applebees in the first place. Burn! (Uncooked Meat)

Hey everybody! Our boy Vermillion got himself a gig over at QuizLaw! Let the hazing commence… now! (QuizLaw)

Whatevs. Puffy is such a girl, I’m surprised he didn’t cry over hurting his widdle knuckles on that guy’s face. (The Blemish)

After the jump, some sick line art animation from the mind of Don Hertzfeldt. Enjoy!

Pajiba Love | October 16, 2007 | Comments (13)


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In our family we have an undying hatred for P. Diddy after he basically paid to get one of his ex-girlfriends off of a manslaughter charge after killing one of our friends by slamming through her car at a stop light while amazingly drunk and stoned. Oh yeah, and the rest of the family watched from the car behind. Good stuff. I'm glad that the whole "money buys freedom from laws" things crosses all barriers of race and creed. I suppose that we should be happy if he gets some sort of knuckle rap for beating this guy.

Sorry to bring everyone down.

Did anyone else's jaw drop at that footage of the 9 year-old Kardashian's stripper moves? To prove what dorks we are, when my husband heard the radio ad, he turned to me and said semi-hopefully, "Cardassians?". J.J., you better saved us all.

Posted by: Stacy at October 16, 2007 4:22 PM

Is the Crisco to eat or to ease his way into that jersey? I bet he brushes his teeth with milkshakes.

The rest of that video is great. "I'm feeling fat and sassy!"

Posted by: Geetch at October 16, 2007 4:40 PM

Ahh, sorry, didn't realize it was more than the Baby Gerald Ford clip. Change that to "the *whole* video is great."

Posted by: Geetch at October 16, 2007 4:43 PM

Ahh the rejected cartoons.... I remember those. I thought they had disappeared from the interwebs. I guess they came back.

Posted by: Cass at October 16, 2007 5:01 PM

Rejected! That brings back memories from high school...which actually only ended four years ago. Well, that's about all I have to say. I'm off to study up on all of the pop culture references this site makes that I am not old enough to have lived through so I can pretend to have done just that in future comments.

Posted by: BLA at October 16, 2007 5:25 PM

I fucking LOVE Don Hertzfeldt and saw this bit at an animation festival in Boulder, Colorado about three years ago. I've followed Pajiba for over a year now, and damn if you don't keep finding things that make my visits continuously worthwhile. VIVA PAJIBA!

Posted by: Jennie at October 16, 2007 6:36 PM

I personally would like to see Jared Padalecki cast in the new Justice League movie. I mean, if you're gonna make a movie that sucks right off the bat -- no point in holding back, right?

I personally would go and see any movie starring either of the Supernatural boys. I'd take popcorn and be in the front row. For every screening. Seriously, you are obviously some kind of diabolical marketing genuius Litely, let us pray that hollywood never gets ahold of you...

...or have they already done so? That could explain a lot.

Also: Congrats V, I hope the Quizlaw boys are nice to you.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at October 17, 2007 4:37 AM

Bwah! My evil plan is working!

But unfortunately, as much as I adore the Winchesters on my television screen, J-Pad has a notoriously horrible track record when it comes to film. A couple of years back, he was in a horror flick with Paris Hilton. Yes, that Paris Hilton. And this year he's starring in a movie about Thomas fucking Kinkade. It's just embarrassing.

Posted by: litelysalted at October 17, 2007 6:25 AM

I fear I have accidentally given you the wrong idea litely. I may have inadvertently made it sound like I would be watching said film rather than staring mutely at the screen, iPod headphones in and only occasionally zoning back into reality to check for drool. Never doubt my mental screening abilities.

There isn't a movie about Thomas Fucking Kinkade coming out. It's not happening. Well, it may sound like it's happening but I have some industrial sized cans of gasoline and a zippo lighter that beg to differ.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at October 17, 2007 6:51 AM

Wow, Common might be in that Justice League movie? That's awesome! Or it might be, if I had any idea who in the hell he(?) is.

Posted by: Todd at October 17, 2007 9:26 AM

Alex the Odd - I think you forgot the salt to go with the gas & the lighter... ;-)
I have it on good authority that combination will deal with most unholy manifestations. And a possible Thomas KinKade movie definitely counts as unholy, in my book anyway!

iPod & drool checks - yup, exactly how I watched 'Devour'.....

Posted by: tarn at October 17, 2007 10:33 AM

Do people actually like Thomas Kinkade? I find his work really bland. Isn't he really popular with the Evangelists, or something?
Anyway, I really will watch anything with Jared Padalecki (including and not limited to New York Minute, God help me), so I agree with Alex the Odd on that point.

Posted by: Lannie at October 17, 2007 3:11 PM

Swap that "Evangelist" for "Evangelicals". My bad.

Posted by: Lannie at October 17, 2007 3:16 PM