By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | May 2, 2006 |
Goodbye Jessica Coen. We hardly knew you so well. (Jossip) But, c'mon Denton. This is no way to fill the void. (MetaDish)
Congrats, America. A homophobic gay man is the most popular person on the Internet. (The In and Outs) (Hat tip to "Jase")
Could Rosie get her own television drama? I think half the male population just experienced a severe case of shrinkage. (TV Addict)
The bonding benefits of a good motherfucking bowl of chicken soup. (A New Millinneum Nigga)
Turns out, Scarlett Johansson has discovered a new and entirely uninventive way of forcing overexposure: Recording an album of Tom Waits covers. (Junkiness)
Carmen Elektra is totally into quantum physics. Uh huh. And I spend my life ruminating sadly about the demise of Pauly Shore's movie career. (IDLYITW)