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Pajiba Love | October 15, 2009 | Comments (40)

Good news, folks! The recession is causing the hot dog business to reach new heights, which is interesting and all, but — let’s face it — I just wanted an excuse to run this photo. (Gawker)

Tina Fey went on David Letterman’s show and declared that she was a 24-year old virgin. Presumably, Dave responded to the news by growing a massive boner. (Webster’s Is My Bitch)

Pamela Anderson put on her Baywatch suit and accessorized with caution tape and a Ronald McDonald mask. How… perplexing. (Seriously? OMG! WTF?)

Jessica Biel would like the Twilight producers to know that she’s “not opposed” to being hired. What the hell? (Celebitchy)

Do you ever skip a movie in theaters because, hey, it’s gonna hit the DVD shelves soon enough? C’mon, ‘fess up. (Rope of Silicon)

A peek inside some celebrity Netflix queues reveals that Hugh Jackman is rather obsessed with, uh, musicals. Meanwhile, Vin Diesel is rather obsessed with, uh, Hugh Jackman. (Screen Junkies)

Bai Ling has named her very favorite Bai Ling love scenes. Is it just me, or does she nearly always play a stripper/hooker with a heart of gold? (Cinematical)

Some hysterical-prone types are screaming that bandwidth demands and net neutrality are going to kill the internet. Fortunately, there’s a voice of reason to be heard. (ARS Technica)

What’s next for the mega-troubled Terminator mega-franchise? I suggest an infusion of lead bullets. That’ll freshen things up quite nicely. (IGN
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Bret Easton Ellis is writing a screenplay about the deaths of Jeremy Blake and Theresa Duncan. I’m not terribly thrilled about that one. (Agent Bedhead)

President Barack Obama does an impromptu salsa dance. Mmm, salsa. (Yeeeah!)

Chris Pine as Jack Ryan, eh? Let’s ditch that idea and bring back Jake Ryan, bitches. (Film Drunk)

Some freakazoid decided to brighten up the trailer for The Fantastic Mr. Fox by adding some of Lars von Trier’s “Chaos Reigns” magic. Thanks to the fabulous Stacey (who is in Atlantic City today) for alerting me to this monstrosity. Juxtaposition from the ninth circle of hell below: (Vimeo)


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Comments

I thought the Vanity Fair article about Blake and Duncan was rather interesting - I might actually see that film. And Gus Van Sant is directing.

Posted by: Cindy at October 15, 2009 1:31 PM

Sadly, Miss Bedhead, that header photo is first of several in an anti-LSD campaign. That little dog was actually eaten. Hand on the Good Book. Have a nice afternoon.

Posted by: Skitz at October 15, 2009 1:32 PM

They'll cast Sienna Miller as Theresa Duncan. I just want you to get ready for that inevitability Agent Bedhead.

Pam Anderson must have had something done about her cellulite because she used to have some. I remember. She actually looks pretty okay though. Better than she should anyway.

24! That's gettin' up there. I would have gotten so much more done if I'd managed to hold out until now.

Posted by: becks at October 15, 2009 1:36 PM

Bai Ling has named her very favorite Bai Ling love scenes. Is it just me, or does she nearly always play a stripper/hooker with a heart of gold?

She definitely play a hooker/stripper/easy Kung Fu teacher but since we can't understand a goddam thing she says, who knows if her heart or brain are involved? That woman is Guano crazy.

Posted by: amanda47 at October 15, 2009 1:38 PM

You've seen more than one movie with Bai Ling? I didn't know she was in any other than The Crow.
That was her, right?
PS, I heart that dog. I want to eat him up, and not just because he's in a bun.

Posted by: Whorish Mouth at October 15, 2009 1:38 PM

Bai Ling is made of insane. I adore her.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverpuppet at October 15, 2009 1:39 PM

I rented "The Gene Generation" which Bai was the star of. She played an assassin/hooker with a heart of gold, so it was a reach for her.

Posted by: mrcreosote at October 15, 2009 1:46 PM

"I heart that dog. I want to eat him up, and not just because he's in a bun."

See my previous comment. There's help available, just a phone call away. Get back your life. Stay above the influence. Brain on drugs. Something about forest fires... etc.

Posted by: Skitz at October 15, 2009 1:46 PM

"Beaverpuppet". Huh. My day is made!

Also, I appreciate all the valuable info you're providing about NOT EVER NEVER EVER seeing the 'Chaos Reigns'-having movie. I thank you for the avoidance of all pee-related pants scenarios.

Posted by: replica at October 15, 2009 1:48 PM

OK I just gagged from looking at Pam Anderson's disgusting, flabby, SPOTTED leathery body. Ew ew ew ew. Cover up, woman. You are gross.

Posted by: figgy at October 15, 2009 1:54 PM

I'd just like the publishers of Pajiba to know that I'm not "opposed" to having the site renamed Sofía's Queendom: Special Valleys 4 U & Boobie People.

Posted by: Sofía at October 15, 2009 1:54 PM

Do you ever skip a movie in theaters because, hey, it’s gonna hit the DVD shelves soon enough? C’mon, ‘fess up.

Isn't that what most of the cranky wussies here do?

Posted by: Jay at October 15, 2009 2:00 PM

A better question would be: Do you ever see a movie in the theater because you can't wait for the DVD.

Seriously, the DVD release lags about 6 months (if that) from the theatrical now. Even though I acknowledge the superiority of the theater experience (when it's not being ruined by cell phones and people who lack self awareness) It's a rare film that can motivate me to arrange childcare and take the Mrs. to the Megaplex. Eh, it'll be on DVD soon enough.

Posted by: Yossarian at October 15, 2009 2:05 PM

I almost never go to the theater anymore, because of outrageous prices, uncomfortable seating, annoying theater goers, painfully loud sound, etc... I don't put up with this anymore because I know I can watch a movie in a couple of months in the comfort and quiet of my own kick ass home theater for a fraction of the price of a movie at the theater.

Posted by: androstarr at October 15, 2009 2:06 PM

because of outrageous prices, uncomfortable seating, annoying theater goers

When are you going, Saturday night? And what uncomfortable seating?

Posted by: Jay at October 15, 2009 2:10 PM

Jay:
Yeah. I haven't seen a movie in a real (read: first run) theater in years.
Mostly I just read about movies here, and call it good.
Also, I have no life.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at October 15, 2009 2:14 PM

Do you ever skip a movie in theaters because, hey, it’s gonna hit the DVD shelves soon enough?

Is that a trick question? Or a joke, or something?

I have a 56"-screen HD teevee. I have a comfy couch which is (generally) not damp or sticky. I have snacks in the kitchen which do not cost $7-15. My DVD player has a "Pause" button in case I need the bathroom (or another snack). There are no cell phones, clueless conversations, or ill-mannered children anywhere in the vicinity.

I could go on, but I think you get the idea. Seeing a movie in the theater is an exception, not the rule.

Posted by: Jerce at October 15, 2009 2:15 PM

But that's what you do when you don't have a life!

Posted by: Jay at October 15, 2009 2:16 PM

androstarr, are you my daddy? Those are the same reasons my old man gives for not going to the movie.

Posted by: wsapnin at October 15, 2009 2:22 PM

I'm broke. So I just wait for movies to come out on the internet or the Netflix subscription that I don't actually pay for, yet rule over like dark emperor.

Posted by: jM at October 15, 2009 2:32 PM

The extent to which I have no life is such that the criteria that others would consider lifelessness would be an step up for me.

That sentence made my head hurt.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at October 15, 2009 2:45 PM

Plus, I used 'an' instead of 'a'. D'oh!

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at October 15, 2009 2:47 PM

Yeah, being broke means if it ain't on Netflix or at the library, I won't be seeing it. Going to the theater is reserved for big events (opening night of Harry Potter), gotta-see-it-or-I'll-die movies (District 9), and occasions when others offer to take me out (for my birthday, for example).

And Bai Ling was pretty good in Three... Extremes, a collection of Asian horror films. In her vignette, she DIDN'T play a hooker OR a stripper... but she did eat babies.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at October 15, 2009 2:59 PM

My boyfriend and I like to watch movies at home because after having porn sex on the couch I can clean myself up and mop the sweat puddles with a washcloth, get him a beer and a snack while he catches his breath, and he'll walk around naked in his Adidas sandals choosing a movie for us to watch from his extensive DVD collection.

What movie theater lets you pause the boring parts to get head and a popsicle?

Posted by: scorzi at October 15, 2009 2:59 PM

The extent to which I have no life is such that the criteria that others would consider lifelessness would be an step up for me.

Like I said: Go see a movie! Some of the most fun you can have by yourself.

he'll walk around naked in his Adidas sandals

Did you really have to put that image in my head?

Did you really?

You people. Christ.

Posted by: Jay at October 15, 2009 3:19 PM

What movie theater lets you pause the boring parts to get head and a popsicle?

I don't know but I want to go there. Now.

Posted by: eastvillagenyc73 at October 15, 2009 3:35 PM

Jay,
I suspect we are cut from different cloth, you and I. The list of activities I like to do by myself is relatively short.
On the plus side, I seem to have begun dating someone (shocking, I know!) who has made it his mission to take me out (or come over to my house) and entertain me. Yea!
We are watching his DVD set of "The Tudors" this week. Costume Drama AND soft core porn all in one?
Schwing!

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at October 15, 2009 3:37 PM

Anyone else ever seen that picture of John Barrowman and his weiner in a similar pose as the header photo?

It's just as cute, and more impressive.

Posted by: Drake at October 15, 2009 3:42 PM

I.
Must.
See.
That.
PHOTO!!!!

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at October 15, 2009 3:47 PM

You know what's awesome about college? Free movie screenings. People just give out passes to go see a movie in a theater 100% free for no good reason. Hell, they'll chase you down and force them on you in some cases. It's the only reason I've gotten to see a movie in theaters since I saw District 9 and Inglourious Basterds on the same day*. It's one of those things I'm going to miss once I'm done getting edumacated and have to go exist in the real world.

*To be fair, I would've paid to see Zombieland, but I didn't have to.

Posted by: Rusty (formerly Genny) at October 15, 2009 4:08 PM

once I'm done getting edumacated


You can at least keep using your student ID for years.

Posted by: Jay at October 15, 2009 4:15 PM

OK Lindsey, I dug it up. Let me see if I can find someplace to post it.

Posted by: Drake at October 15, 2009 4:24 PM

OK, hopefully clicking on my name should bring it up.

NSFW, obviously.

Posted by: Drake at October 15, 2009 4:30 PM

{sniff,tear}
Drake, that is a thing of beauty.
How we know it is the lovely John Barrowman's John Thomas I don't know, but I'll go with it.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at October 15, 2009 4:40 PM

P.S. Not one single mention of Captain Lou Albano's semi-untimely passing? *tsk*

Posted by: Anna von Beaverpuppet at October 15, 2009 6:39 PM

Well, the source of the photo claims to have been an eye-witness to the event. But, this is the internet, and I might be a dog.

Posted by: Drake at October 15, 2009 7:46 PM

You can at least keep using your student ID for years.

Not true for me. My alma mater confiscated our IDs upon graduation. I don't really know why. I guess they were scared we'd try to get into the cafeteria for free meals?

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at October 15, 2009 7:57 PM

But, this is the internet, and I might be a dog.

And by dog, you mean unattractive person, right?

(Seriously, j/k. I just had to, ya know?)

Posted by: MM at October 15, 2009 8:15 PM

i, too, was wondering about the lack of lou albano love.

i mean, some boys take a beautiful girl and hide her away from the rest of the world.
i want to be the one who walks in the sun.

Posted by: gp at October 15, 2009 9:02 PM

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