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Kevin Smith is Catholic. Nice work, Philadelphia Weekly.

You were right. I did snort liquid out of my nose at that last clip. I just think it's odd that I wasn't drinking anything at the time…

I was way more impressed by the first clip.

Oh my word. My heart usually bleeds...but that last clip? heee!

Also, how fired is the Photoshop lackey who squinched that girl? Amateur.

How many times do you think those people drove past that bus stop just waiting for the next big rain? I'm betting it's one of those kids Dad and his buddy. It's something my Dad would have done and then come home at night laughing about it.

You think the Ralph Lauren thing is bad, you should peruse the www.anntaylor.com website. Every single jacket, blouse and skirt has been photoshopped so unnaturally that the models look like freaks. Hips are missing. Ribs are missing. Pocket flaps are missing. I just got on their site and sent them a nastygram. I think they need a few more nastygrams to let them know that people noticed, and that we're boycotting their clothing until they fix it.

Well if a 5'10" 120 lb model can't wear Ralph Lauren's clothes because she's too fat then it makes you wonder just who those very expensive clothes in all the Ralph Lauren sections of upscale department stores is for? Talk about a limited market.
And that is the WORST photoshop ever.

That Yoplait ad running on the side is just gross. Here you have the media screaming constantly about the threat of various flu strains and how important it is to wash your hands, and then you get an ad that shows women (don't men ever eat yogurt?) slurping the excess yogurt off the lids with their tongues and then shoving those same saliva-coated lids into envelopes. Ick.

What, we don't get to hear Lewis' music for ourselves? C'mon! I was looking forward to some bad singing! Although she sang in "Strange Days" and I thought she was OK.

I always like watching actors receive crap made by their fans--it's a great way to measure just how good they are at acting. Jackman isn't hiding the revulsion too well.

If those kids are dumb enough to stand right by a a HUGE GIANT FUCKING PUDDLE then they deserve a good soaking.
Life is cruel, learn early.

Plus the dude driving seemed to be an old hand at the drive-by-soaking routine,are these kids 'special'? Have they not learned from experience? There is a similar puddle next to a very busy bus stop near my house. Let me tell you, EVERYONE stands way back from the street on the puddle days.
Street smarts: Get 'em.

the iphone app is probably 'brushes,' which is pretty cool. google "new yorker iphone cover" for a demo.

The driver in the second clip might be facing criminal charges, no joke

I HAVE A NON PL RELATED QUESTION

I just spent two hours papier mache'ing heads for puppets for my mums class of eight year olds....i have waaaaaaaaaay too much pva glue left

What do i do?
Do I a) Quickly find some 'b plot' craft project to use the glue for
b) try to pour the glue back in the bottle
c) spread it ovr my hands and peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelll it off over several hours
d)spread it on my face and peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel it off
e)find some perverted sexual use for it for which i KNOW you can give me endless ideas and inspirations?

re: that second video

i was leaving a voicemail for the auto tag agency and LAUGHED STUPID-LOUDLY into the phone.

gp, on the news tonight they talked to one of the kids mums.
She had seen the video and admitted she laughed too. While her kid sat beside her.

poor taste? there's no such thing when it comes to drenching kids in their stupid faces.

I'd love to meet the guy who made that 2nd clip. So I could shake his hand then break off both thumbs and shove them up his ass.

You know what?

I don't think photoshopping a perfectly healthy woman to look like a freak is keeping integrity in your art.

I'm not an idiot, though, so I could be wrong.

I liked Southland (though every ep, I found myself looking at Ben Mackenzie and wondering about the height requirements for the police force), and I'm not at all surprised it was apparently going to be awesome. Boo! to the stupid cancellation fairies. I hope it does go to TNT.

Ah, another fashion house promotes unrealistic and unhealthy body images? Quel surprise. Seriously, does anyone think these bozos have any relevance nowadays? I can't even be arsed to get annoyed about it.

I'm going to put on my grumpy hat and say the kid-splashing is not funny. Those kids were probably pretty distressed by it, and I bet their parents were pissed. I know I would be.
Apparently 'happy soaking', where drivers deliberately splash pedestrians and film it, is on the rise in the UK. Any driver who does that to me, I'll get the cunt at the next traffic light if I can, and scratch hell out of his car! I'll take his numberplate down and report him, too - it counts as a crime.