Ewwww ... I'm really not interested in a "Dexter" porn parody. Unless of course it's starring Michael C. Hall and myself. Oh, and I'd prefer it not being filmed. Basically, it would just be me banging Michael C. Hall. Cool? (Screen Junkies)
Are you a huge nerd with a trust fund? Well, for a limited time offer you can buy a detailed, miniature replica of "Firefly's" Serenity (Or, Serenity's Serenity) for the bargain basement price of $2500. (Topless Robot)
Oh noes! Tyra Banks has come down with a case of dysentery? Oh, just kidding, only on the Oregon Trail. (IBBB)
Michael Lohan is trying to recruit Jon Gosselin into the "celebrity boxing federation." Gah. Isn't there a celebrity Russian Roulette or Shark Baiting federation? (Webster's)
Because I know you're all just dying to know what's going on with "Dancing with the Stars," here's Dan's latest recap. (Hairballs)
GROSS. What is it with the ladies of "Mad Men" and their awful taste in men? Apparently January Jones used to date -- *vomit* -- Ashton Kutcher. (Celebitchy)
Here's a by-category round-up of the most villainous villainesses who ever villainoused. OK, I think I confused myself there. (Cinematical)
I already know that this is going to inspire one helluva comment thread discussion. Question: Do zombies poop? (Agent Bedhead)
If you're not watching "Californication," we've got three words for you: "Eva Amurri Topless." As in Eva "Daughter of Susan Sarandon" Amurri. (Celebslam)
Karl Lagerfeld has some ideas about the ideal female form that makes me want to kick him in his shriveled old gay testicles. (Thundersquee!)
Arnold Schwarzenegger signed a bill yesterday that says celebrities can sue paparazzi for taking pictures of them. Because the California court system clearly has nothing better to do than listen to celebrities bitch. (Superior Gossip)
Here's a review of William Trevor's latest novel, Love and Summer. (Second Pass)
Damn. Elderly-on-elderly violence is becoming a real problem. A centenarian was recently found strangled to death in her nursing home and the main suspect is her 96-year-old roommate. (Zelda Lily)
If there's one thing twitter is good for, it's asinine celebrity twitters. If there's one thing YouTube is good for, it's dramatic readings of celebrity twitters. See where I'm going with this?
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