October 13, 2008 | Comments ()

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | October 13, 2008 |


I don’t know about you guys, but I hate stupid goddamn holidays where you have to go to work and you don’t even get your mail or anything. Maybe instead today can be known as Gay Marriage Day. Huzzah! (QuizLaw)

A near-death experience wasn’t enough to drain the vinegar out of Travis Barker’s douchebag. (WIMB)

Holy shit. I don’t know if these are real or not, but here are Sarah Palin’s alleged SAT scores. No further commentary needed. (Deus Ex Malcontent)

And speaking of, from the NY Post: “Tina Fey is well on her way to ruining Sarah Palin’s political career.” Incredible. (NYPost)

And this is just brilliant: Four Films Proving That Sarah Palin Is Just Like Peter Sellers. (CC Insider)

Shout! has released a newly minted 10th anniversary box set of “Sports Night,” which you should go run out and buy STAT. Double STAT if for some reason you haven’t experienced it yet. (SlowlyGoingBald)

Catch a first glimpse of RDJ as Sherlock Holmes! It’s elementaryalicious! (Landslide)

And here is a first glimpse of Salma Hayek guest-starring on an upcoming episode of “30 Rock.” It’s boobalicious! (Celebslam)

Zombie News! Shuffle on down to Austin, TX for a zombie film fest and lots of other zombie-related activities. (ZombieForecast)

You know what’s the most endearing thing about an actor/celebrity? For them to have a sense of humor about themselves. Think about it Mark Wahlberg. (Celebitchy)

I love guacamole so much I think I would even eat it on a fast food burger. (TIB)

Megan Fox is apparently a huge comic book geek and loves movies like Shaun of the Dead. Think she reads Pajiba, too? If so: Hey Megan! Sorry for making fun of you all those times! (Popoholic)

You can bid to win a walk-on role on next season of “Weeds!” Since “walk-on” doesn’t sound specific enough to be “sex scene with Uncle Andy” I think I’ll pass. (EBay)

I haven’t been watching “True Blood,” but nobody told me there was gonna be nekkid vampire sex. (Yeeeah!)

From my days slinging yellowbook ads, I can tell you that realtors are just a whole different breed. And this website shows you why. Via Galley Slaves! (KeepinItRealtor)

I’ve wanted to do this at jobs before. Guess what? If you wear perfume to work, odds are your coworkers hate you. (PA Notes)

Today’s clip is two minutes long, and if you can make it through without crying, you’re probably an evil baby murderer or something. Watch as two dogs greet their owner returning from a 14-month tour of duty in Iraq. *Bawl!*

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