Christina Hendricks got married to some dude who played “Jimmy” on that episode of “Undeclared.” You know, the guy who did the impersonations? It was that guy. He’s Jimmy. (Webster’s)
20th Century Fox is developing a new “Moses” feature film which is being described at “Braveheart meets 300. I am not making that up. (Atomic Popcorn)
Here are seven movies not to watch if you’re married — although one could argue against watching Cheaper By the Dozen in any circumstance. (Screen Junkies)
How do you think the Governator starts out his day? Well I’ll tell you one thing, it’s not not with a bowl of smiley-face oatmeal. (Film Drunk)
Well now here’s a list I never thought I’d see: The top ten Val Kilmer movie roles. Sure, why not? (Unreality)
Wes Anderson apparently went a step beyond “phoning it in” as he was directing The Fantastic Mr. Fox. (Cinematical)
The new season of “The Girls Next Door” premiered last night with the three new girls who I don’t believe for a second are banging that old man. (Celebitchy)
Eclipse “Breeze” has new “exotic” flavors out, although I’m really curious as to what’s so exotic about mint and berry. (Impulsive Buy)
David Hasselhoff was hospitalized after he got wasted and punched his doctor. Most people probably spend their night in a drunk tank after assaulting someone, but to be fair David Hasselhoff probably hits like a girl. (Yeeeah!)
Amy Winehouse went and got breast implants, for some goddamn reason, and predictably she later feared them “exploding.” (Superior Gossip)
OK, so I reported last week that Marge Simpson was going to appear in next month’s Playboy, but now they’ve sunk even lower. Two words: “Tara” and “Reid.” (Celebslam)
Huh. Gremlins looks far less terrifying when its edited to the cute indie music and scrawly title cards of Where the Wild Things Are:
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But Playboy has also acquired the rights to Nabakov's unpublished novella The Original of Laura and will be printing a 5000 word excerpt. I'd be tempted to make a brown bag purchase from a newsstand for that.
Yeah, that's right, I only get it for the articles.
Posted by: Yossarian at October 12, 2009 1:23 PM
I will be spending a LOT of time on that Regretsy site. Holy Masturbating Dinosaur Wall Art Batman, I am transfixed.
Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at October 12, 2009 1:37 PM
No Gay Perry on the Val Kilmer list? For shame.
Posted by: Forbiddendonut at October 12, 2009 1:38 PM
Posted by: Jeremy Feist at October 12, 2009 2:07 PM
I had a friend who had to do a little community service which he served working at the library at the School for the Blind in my home town. The library was open to the public, so it had reading material for adults in braille as well as the school books. Anywhoodle, he told me that he was quite surprised to find Playboy Magazines, in braille, at the library. He said "These guys are the only people who can really legitimately say they read Playboy for the articles."
Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at October 12, 2009 2:12 PM
Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at October 12, 2009 2:15 PM
Y'all are just jealous of Ms Hendricks' new hubby because he get to hit that any old time he wants.
Her glorious tits are off the market. Jesus wept.
Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at October 12, 2009 2:22 PM
LindsEy: DAMN! I was gonna use that one, then I saw Stacey linked to it in the blurb...Curses! Anyhoodle, I raise you a Sarah Palin Christmas Ornament. You betcha!
Posted by: Jeremy Feist at October 12, 2009 2:24 PM
This is the face I'm making while looking at regretsy:
>:S
Wondering just WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE? Are they SERIOUSLY trying to sell me a rusted cheese grater? REALLY?! I WILL SELL YOU A SLAP IN THE FACE! what the hell is wrong with you?!
Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at October 12, 2009 3:17 PM
I cant believe she married Joe the egyptian!!!!
Posted by: rio at October 12, 2009 3:20 PM
The Gremlins mash-up would be more impressive if the creator used the scary original versus the really awful and boring as all get out sequel. As it stands, that video was scarier than Gremlins 2 by virtue of using the 2009 horror editing standard of "throw all the scary scenes in the film at the audience to promote the film in the trailer."
Jay: That's OK, there is crocheted toilet paper at the ready.
Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at October 12, 2009 3:59 PM
Christina Hendricks is off the market?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Fredo at October 12, 2009 4:11 PM
That Regretsy site was a peek into the darkest corners of the human soul outside of child porn and adult women who collect dolls. I'm now going to try to forget everything I saw on it. Esp. that last thing, which I'm not even sure what it was, and I don't wanna know. So don't try to explain it.
Posted by: Slash at October 12, 2009 4:19 PM
AvB,
I'd love nothing more than to get you a dead squirrel-fish for Christmas, but it would set me back 350 MUTHA-FUCKIN dollars!! That's USD, for "U.S. Dollars," just for a point of clarification.
Do you know how many starving African children could be fed for $350?
Sigh.
Posted by: MM at October 12, 2009 4:41 PM
/as if I ever had a chance
Posted by: Fredo at October 12, 2009 4:42 PM
It's OK Fredo,
there are other Fauxtastic red heads with glorious tits out there. I should know. {wink wink}
Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at October 12, 2009 4:54 PM
I'll believe that it is a thousand times more likely that Hef is holding a nightly 4some with those 3 honeys than it is that Mr. Hendricks even so much as kisses Chritina's hand. The real question is which producer is she banging to get her movie career going. As far as the tits go she was a waif in her Firefly arc 6 years ago so unless she went through puberty at the age of 28 she's getting into the Pam Anderson size range with those things.
Posted by: OscarTamerz at October 12, 2009 5:25 PM
Besides, never underestimate the powers of a REALLY good bra.
Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at October 12, 2009 5:41 PM
RE: Christina Hendricks... that dude is also the guy who eats the whole bag of pot in Super Troopers, and the guy who tries to get Zach Braff involved in a pyramid scheme in the hardware store in Garden State.
He plays a great dork. I can't believe he bagged such a babe.
Posted by: Eva at October 12, 2009 6:26 PM
I know why the person made crocheted toilet paper. They can only crochet in a long rectangle. Like me with knitting. But instead of having random long rectangles of crocheting sitting around (like I do with knitting) they said "HEY IN WHITE IT'S LIKE TOILET PAPER!" and decided to motherfucking SELL IT.
Free market, baby. Free market. These are the abortion-like crafts that result.
Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at October 12, 2009 7:02 PM
Ms Holloway... hubba hubba. Married - boo hoo.
But what be this Firefly show that some have spoken of? It sounds good. *KIddinG!*
Posted by: Ms MoMo at October 12, 2009 7:11 PM
I WILL SELL YOU A SLAP IN THE FACE!
Love it. I'm going to say that to one of my customers next time they shut me down in the middle of my spiel.
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But Playboy has also acquired the rights to Nabakov's unpublished novella The Original of Laura and will be printing a 5000 word excerpt. I'd be tempted to make a brown bag purchase from a newsstand for that.
Yeah, that's right, I only get it for the articles.