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Lee Pace Can Make Anyone Forget About The Economy

Pajiba Love / Stacey Nosek

Pajiba Love | October 10, 2008 | Comments (48)

My favorite pretend TV boyfriend, the hunkalicious Lee Pace, talks about what’s in store for Season Two of “Pushing Daisies,” and sadly not how he’s going to ask me to marry him. Someday! (TV Guide)

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Whatsherface really want a little boy who they can eventually fight over and make miserable. (WIMB)

What do you think pisses dolphins off? Sour tuna? The state of the economy? (QuizLaw)

The economy is hurting everything. It’s even a slow news week! So here are photos way back from 2002 of Jessica Alba showing her pubes at the Kids Choice Awards. Classy! (IDLYITW)

Brad Pitt would like you to beholdeth, the glory of Angelina Jolie’s breast. (Yeeeah!)

You guys already know that Harold & Maude is my favorite movie soundtrack of all time. (TMITM)

Madonna isgoing to kick Sarah Palin’s sorry ass. (The Blemish)

Not that anyone here needs any additional reason to love Obama, but this certainly doesn’t hurt. Thanks, Kolby! (YesWeCan(HoldBabies))

The new HBO animated series “The Life & Times of Tim” is one of the few and far between decent new shows this fall. (wweek)

New York is so yesterday’s news. The latest VH1 dating show skanker-up to get a spin-off is Daisy De La Hoya from “Rock of Love 2.” Side note: she was actually appearing at a strip club near me and I almost went. True story. (DListed)

Making math uncool is hurting America. Or, one of the things hurting America, anyway. See, this is why Winnie Cooper is writing those awesome books! (Yahoo!)

One of the contestants on Paris Hilton’s reality show says she’s a virgin and wants to be a role model for girls. Uhhh… False? (Jezebel)

Well, we all knew this was coming: the Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll. Detachable mustache not included. (CC Insider)

Brings new meaning to the phrase: “Dumber than a bowl of mice.” (CuteOverload)

I normally feature movies today, but Phillip sent me this, and his assumption about me loving trashy dating shows was dead on. So enjoy, Blind Date with a Crackwhore:

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Comments

Stacey: Do not pine on the gays, not even the celebrity ones. I've been down that road! That road goes nowhere! Learn from my pain!

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/187619/october-09-2008/dismayed-stockbroker-photos

Colbert totally stole my joke from yesterday's PL. This makes me giddy.

Posted by: Jay at October 10, 2008 12:26 PM

Is he definitely out yet? I know. I know he has to be a gay. He's just too pretty. Like a man-mirage.

Posted by: Stacey at October 10, 2008 12:38 PM

Perhaps that dolphin was engaged in a failed attempt at "So long, and thanks for all the fish."

That, or he was inspired by that bad-ass eagle ray that hilariously took out that woman in Florida early this year.

Admit it, you know that was funny. If she hadn't died, seeing an eagle ray fly onto a speeding boat and smash somebody in the face would have be riotous.

Posted by: Sean at October 10, 2008 12:57 PM

Last night I watched Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day and Lee Pace was just about the only thing that really held my attention. AND, he was speaking with a British accent.

And with the virgin I kind of wonder if she means actual never had the sex virgin or I've never been vaginally penetrated virgin. Cause... I don't call technicalities based on what orifice is involved. Sex is sex.

Posted by: Genny (also Rusty) at October 10, 2008 1:00 PM

Fucking Lee Pace. I love that guy. I wish I looked half as he does in a cardigan. Ah

..

Posted by: Kevin Longrie at October 10, 2008 1:01 PM

Madonna should just shut the fuck up. Celebrities don't help Obama. They just make the middle-American types believe the "elitist" line. And much as I loath and detest Sarah Palin with every bone in my body, it's a bit much to have a woman who thinks wearing a red bracelet made from string gives her special powers criticizing someone else's stupidity and beliefs.

Posted by: PaddyDog at October 10, 2008 1:08 PM

I wish I looked half as he does in a cardigan.

Unless you have the figure of an armature, cardigans can be tricky (if you're buttoning them up that is. Remember: leave the bottom one undone). You have to get ones that fit, not going that far past your waistline, unless you have Zero Ass, which I don't. My black one's light and a little clingy so I'll sometimes tuck my tie into my shirt to avoid that ugly bulge around the stomach that happens if the sweater is lighter than the tie (light pullovers have the same problem). That can ruin your day. You're feeling fit today so you want to look nicely fitted...and now there's this inhuman lump on you.

Posted by: Jay at October 10, 2008 1:15 PM

Jay, I adore the image of you in a cardigan and tie. It makes me infinitely happy, like when the leaves start to change color or the moment I walk into a used bookstore or when my best friend calls me a hufflecunt.

Posted by: Julie at October 10, 2008 1:30 PM

Jay, I think I'm going to copy your "How to Wear a Cardigan Without Looking Like a Tool" instructions for Mr. Kolby. Every man needs to know these things.

Posted by: Kolby at October 10, 2008 1:32 PM

I don't get the Lee Pace thing. Then again, I'm in love with Hayden Christensen.

(Watch yourself, Rachel Bilson. I will squash your insignificant frame to the ground while listening to your hamster-like squealing. You can yell "ohmygod, like, you should totally stop it, you're going through a crisis, cut it out, you oddly-dressed freak" all you want. You will pay for taking my man.)

Posted by: Sofía at October 10, 2008 1:36 PM

I recently bought a cardigan but have yet to find the occasion for it. Do I just throw it on as I would a sweatshirt? Does it require a dress shirt for underneath? These are the questions that keep me up at night.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at October 10, 2008 1:39 PM

For me it's the aw-shucks smile and the eyebrows, Sofia. He's the first man whose eyebrows I wanted to run my hands through.

Posted by: Julie at October 10, 2008 1:40 PM

Posted by: Sofía at October 10, 2008 1:36 PM

Have you tried to get help for your condition?

Did I mention that my dad was in research and development of double-headed pulsating dildos?

I'm pretty sure I did once...

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 10, 2008 1:41 PM

G(aR), I'm starting to think we share a Netflix queue! I also have "Miss Pettigrew Lives For a Day" at home to watch! After last weekend's "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" and "Iron Man" and now *this*? I think we should talk to AvP and Skitts and see if they're still interested in a fourway slumber party!

Posted by: Lainey at October 10, 2008 1:44 PM

I love Lee Pace. That is a horrible picture of Lee Pace. He looks pained. Also drugged. And not the kind of pained and drugged where he's shirtless and chained in my laundry room. The other kind.

Posted by: Lauren at October 10, 2008 1:47 PM

Does it require a dress shirt for underneath?

Oh no. My only personal rule is not wearing them with polos. Buttoning up over a t-shirt's not a bad look.

Also, concering the length, if you do have too much hip and rear to pull the sweater down over, it doesn't look much better if you hike it up to your waist and create this big blousy blob. Just unbutton that mother and label it "the loose one". Smiths t-shirts tend to have the same problem, being made for 6'2" 130 lb men most of the time. The Mancunians hate the Easter European body.

And have I mentioned that Spoon's song "The Fitted Shirt" inspired me to go buy one? That was three years ago and I haven't looked back.

Posted by: Jay at October 10, 2008 1:48 PM

You're feeling fit today so you want to look nicely fitted...and now there's this inhuman lump on you.

Story of my life.

Posted by: twig at October 10, 2008 1:48 PM

I saw Lee Pace at the screening of 'The Fall' in April (yes, he's quite dreamy in person). Def not gay, the ladies were all over him and he seemed into it. And I was with other gays, who love him and they got the straight vibe as well.

Alas, this is just my two cents and not hard evidence. He is an actor after all... Still, he'so cute that I'll never bury my hope.

Sofia, Hayden is merely okay in my book...nothing to be ashamed of, I just can't get over his whining from 'Attack of the Clones'.

Posted by: Teresa at October 10, 2008 1:50 PM

Does it require a dress shirt for underneath?

It doesn't hurt, my darling Optimus. I love men in shirts. I also love men with chest hair. A cardigan with a hair strip is always a killer look.

Posted by: Sofía at October 10, 2008 1:50 PM

Sofia (hey, how do you do that accented i?) - I'm trying to be nice but I've gotta tease you just a little bit for crushing on Emo Vader. Surely there's someone more suitable for someone as spirited as yourself?

Posted by: lordhelmet at October 10, 2008 1:52 PM

lordhelmet,

First of all, I was reading the other thread and Meaux wished you a happy birthday, so I'll do the same in my own way: Muy feliz cumpleaños, señordelcasco!

Second, I've spent years trying to find an explanation to my unrestrained love for Christensen. He's not my type at all. But he loves his mom, hates Hollywood and is a fellow late bloomer.

Third, to do the accented i you either need a new keyboard or the key combination, which I don't know. But here are a few frequently used stuff you probably don't have in your keyboard: á é í ú ó ñ ¡ ¿

...Or you can just call me Sofi.

Posted by: Sofía at October 10, 2008 2:00 PM

I'll have to try it... It probably won't fit at a frat party but methinks one cold morning I'll opt for it.
Surely there's someone more suitable for someone as spirited as yourself
*Cough Cough*

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at October 10, 2008 2:01 PM

The commercials for "The Life & Times of Tim" make it look awful. But did anyone catch Testees last night? It has almost everything a Pajiban could ask for - robot rape, foot-licking, attempted coathanger abortion - and that was only the first 10 minutes. No pandas or zombies yet, but it's only been one episode.

Posted by: Three-nineteen at October 10, 2008 2:02 PM

Happy birthday LordHelmet!! I hope you get lots of presents and cake and lapdances.

Posted by: Julie at October 10, 2008 2:05 PM

Teresa - you just restored my faith in humanity. Or at least in the men who occupy my fantasies.

Posted by: Kolby at October 10, 2008 2:05 PM

If you're on a Mac, then you type option-e which will put a little hovery accent next in line, then hit the letter you want that accent to go over.

Option-i will get you a circumflex, option-u will get you an umlaut (sp?) and option-shift-tilde will get you a tilde.

Actually... hitting random shit with option held down will get you all sorts of crazy characters. Entertaining time-killer at the office if you all are so inclined.

Posted by: whatBENwatches at October 10, 2008 2:26 PM

Thank you Sofi! And Julie, as always, I love the way you think!

Posted by: lordhelmet at October 10, 2008 2:27 PM

PaddyDog: A-FUCKING-MEN to your entire comment. Madonna should stick to what she knows: desperate crotch thrusting and paying taxes in the UK. Oh, and bad fake accents.

Posted by: boo at October 10, 2008 2:33 PM

Optimus, buttoned shirt, with the top button undone and a cardigan paired with some nice dark jeans. Yummmm.

Lordhelmet, Happy Birthday. Cuz who doesn't love a ballad from the New Kids?

Posted by: Pea at October 10, 2008 2:34 PM

Here's how you do accented vowels:

á alt + 160
é alt + 130
í alt + 161
ó alt + 162
ú alt + 163

That'll be $300

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 10, 2008 2:41 PM

Hold the phone... Lee Pace is gay?

Damn. I was looking forward to hittin' it.

Posted by: ciji at October 10, 2008 2:48 PM

It's what I heard, Pacemates, it's what I heard.

Posted by: Jay at October 10, 2008 2:51 PM

My best friend already claimed Lee Pace for his team and I conceded.

Posted by: Julie at October 10, 2008 3:04 PM

Lee Pace is the very definition of the word 'dreamboat.' For me, it's the broad shoulders on a really really tall lanky guy. Purrr....And him being gay or straight doesnt really have an affect on my chances of hittin it, so I don't care.

And I love the cardigan like I love those henleys that Dexter wears. Someone needs to write a book telling all men to dress that way.

Posted by: MG at October 10, 2008 3:04 PM

Cheers yourself, lordhelmet! Hope it's been a lovely birthday. Of course, with all the Pajibettes sending love your way, how could it not be?!

Posted by: meaux at October 10, 2008 3:08 PM

"What do you think pisses dolphins off?"

I dunno, but I'll tell you what pisses me off - that McConodouche is doing the goddam beef commercials now. I don't know how long he's been doing them for, I don't know what the hell happened to Sam Elliott, but the shirtless one ain't cuttin' it for me. In fact, I don't want to eat steak now... WAY TO GO BEEF COUNCIL!

"...and now there's this inhuman lump on you."

Huh. Well he might be an inhuman lump, but he's my inhuman lump and I think he's just perfect. Words hurt, Jay, words hurt...

Posted by: Skitz at October 10, 2008 3:15 PM

Meaux, this is officially the most awesomest birthday yet! Would you care to whip up a quick drink for Pea as well?

Thanks for the info Slim, here, have a toonie. One of these days it'll be worth $300USD.

Posted by: lordhelmet at October 10, 2008 3:19 PM

Is it wrong that I want Jessica Alba's pubes to give me rugburn on my lips? I don't think so.

Posted by: JakesAlterEgo at October 10, 2008 5:11 PM

Gay, straight, whatever- It will not ruin my lovely Pace-filled dreams!

And Sofía if you like the cardigan and chest hair look (which I know I could nom on all day) you should check out some of the many pictures featuring Mr. John Krasinski in that exact look.

Such an attractive man. *sigh*

And Optimus,/b> wear the shit out of that cardigan. Jay's got the right idea. It's perfect for the fall when it's cool, but not freezing. A t-shirt underneath is fine but a button-down with the top button undone and both the shirt and cardigan hanging out over a pair of dark denim jeans is just sooooo lovely. And if you have some Chuck Taylor's or Vans... well...

*fans self* Excuse me... I uh, think I need to... go.

Posted by: Kayanne at October 10, 2008 7:25 PM

FUCKING LESS THAN GATOR SIGN!

Where were you when I needed you!!???!?!

*cries with embarrassment over inability to properly code html*

*sniffle* Guess I'll just have to sandwich myself between Pace and Krasinski to cheer myself up...

Posted by: Kayanne at October 10, 2008 7:34 PM

I'd just been wondering if she meant a cardigan over a bare chest. I mean, I've got chest hair and certainly don't mind if that has its fans, but I wear an under t-shirt every day as it is so obviously I couldn't go through with that.

Know what I hate about Converse? While my feet aren't big they're relatively wide, and Converse is not interested in your width. I can't upsize because then they'd be waaaay too long. Puma and Vans are a lot friendlier in that regard. I'm never comfortable with an open collar with a cardigan because they kinda fight each other, even if the cardigan's unbuttoned, and the collar's either hemmed in or splayed out. And if the sweater's buttoned but the shirt's untucked then it'd be flaring out or squeezed against my hips and.....yeah, wouldn't really work. I'm sure the Krasinski bastard can get away with anything.

Posted by: Jay at October 10, 2008 7:45 PM

Jay, while you may be right with your assumption about that Krasinski bastard, I'm actually a pretty easy girl to please.

A guy in a cardigan always gets my vote. It implies sensibility (layers mean you're ready and prepared for anything) and cuddliness. Cardigan guys just always seem like the type that'll rub your arms as he hugs you while walking if you shiver.

So adorable.

And I completely forgot the awesome-ness of Puma. What color you rocking?

[And I'm the total dweeb that has three colors of Chucks: pink that I've had for about... 9 years so they're really faded, black that were lost but I just recently found, and brown (my newbies)]

Posted by: Kayanne at October 10, 2008 8:01 PM

I've got white stripe on black here. Since I wear steel toed Dr. Martens so much of the time they're relatively my slippers.

Posted by: Jay at October 10, 2008 8:12 PM

*Holds up pair of Vans* Chyea!
Converse died with Kurt Cobain.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at October 10, 2008 9:43 PM

They did.


But a man from Gallifrey brought them back.

Posted by: Jay at October 10, 2008 10:08 PM

Pea, here's your MurderMaid Cocktail. Enjoy! Glad to have you on board!

I'm now hauling my highly drunken ass to bed, as it's almost 2:00 here, and I have to drive a long way to the in-laws' for Turkey Day tomorrow.

Posted by: meaux at October 11, 2008 12:47 AM

Converse is owned by Nike. Fuck 'em.

Posted by: Farfalina at October 11, 2008 1:56 AM

Much Love, Jay.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at October 11, 2008 3:54 AM



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