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Here’s an interesting piece — “16 Films Without Which Wes Anderson Couldn’t Have Happened.” At the very least, it should give your Netflix account a kickstart. (A.V. Club)

Reason #23567 why Kiefer Sutherland is not Jack Bauer: Jack Bauer does not serve jail time for DUIs. (IDLYITW)

Sold separately — Skipper’s Sunshine Suicide Kit for when the unsurmountable credit card debt gets to be too much to handle. (Feministing)

Ben Affleck had it really rough growing up. He went to college at like a totally different college than his high school girlfriend, and then he hurt himself playing basketball! You think about that when you’re whining to your therapist about your alcoholic and / or abusive parents. (The Blemish)

I have never heard anyone say “dudette” outside of “Bill & Ted” movies in my entire life. (Slowly Going Bald)

Move over, Obama Girl — because Ron Paul’s got a rapping pizza slice. (QuizLaw)

Wig enthusiast and notorious armpit shaver Bret Michaels was unable to find true love in a pool of the 20 most acceptable skanks VH1 could roundup — so it’s back to the strip clubs for some lucky casting agent! (The Evil Beet)

And let the “Owennifer” countdown begin! (Crazy Days and Nights)

Who is less gay? One of New York’s manskanks who may or may not be a gay porn star (DListed) or Clay Aiken? (Celebitchy)

Aw. Remember Monte the Feministing dog? Well, he’s all growns up. The somewhat disturbing evidence, after the jump.

Pajiba Love | October 10, 2007 | Comments (10)


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Also don't miss the companion piece: 10 Films That Couldn't Have Happened Without Wes Anderson. Seriously, there's a companion piece including films like Napoleon Dynamite and even Juno.

Some things never get old, including clips of dogs humping stuffed fabric to hip-hoppy music. Does anyone remember the Daily Humorist clip from the late 90's with the Boston Terrier humping a stuffed Picachu to the Neptunes' "I'm an Outlaw"? No? Am I the only one?

Holy shit, god bless YouTube. Do yourself a favor and go view Picachu vs. Dog. Just do it. It is fucking hilarious.

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at October 10, 2007 5:59 PM

Sorry, pikachu vs. dog. And make sure to wait for the slo-mo and the kiss at the end.

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at October 10, 2007 6:01 PM

*watches dog video*

That does it. Sorry, LS.

TK, you get the blindfold, I'll get the van and Mr. Salted will knock her out with the chloroform. There is this guy down by the docks who does deprogrammings for a carton of smokes and copies of Marie Claire (don't ask).

Don't worry, dear. We will get those bad voices out of your head.

Posted by: Vermillion at October 10, 2007 6:25 PM

Whoa. Might be time to have him fixed... =)

Tee hee. Puppies humping things. Always a good time. =)

Posted by: AnnArrogance at October 10, 2007 6:34 PM

You know you love it, V.

Oh, and re: Tango and New York. True, she did say some bad (okay, horrible) things about his mother. But it's not like she wasn't being a total ass right to her face. I mean, what did he expect? I still think Tango is a punk ass bitch.

Posted by: litelysalted at October 10, 2007 7:16 PM

You probably don't need people sending in tips for Pajiba Love, but today's Cracked article was particularly awesome.

Posted by: Betty at October 11, 2007 1:30 PM

Metropolitan! I thought I was the only person who remembered that movie. Also, I didn't realize until now that Cynthia went on to play Mrs. Stabler on Law & Order: SVU, whoa.

And no one is gayer than Clay Aiken.

Posted by: june at October 11, 2007 1:50 PM

Good lord Betty! What is your definition of awesome?!

Posted by: litelysalted at October 11, 2007 1:54 PM

Holy FUCK, Betty. That was horrifying. AND AWESOME. Stace, you better link to that, or I will take your keys away.

Posted by: TK at October 11, 2007 2:12 PM

Horrifying, yes. But you better believe I'm linking to it!

Posted by: litelysalted at October 11, 2007 2:44 PM