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Enjoy these parenting tips from America’s #1 Dad. Or something. (Popoholic)

Check this out — it’s like Extreme Home Makeover for techies and you don’t even have to deal with that annoying fart Ty Pennington! They’re casting now, for those who live in the Philadelphia-Pittsburgh areas. (MyHome2.0)

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz share more than girlish crushes on Johnny Depp. (Fatback)

Why didn’t anyone tell me soccer was so naughty? (Agent Bedhead)

America’s run of the mill starletards could learn a lot from Prince Harry, third in line to the British throne — for instance, how to snort alcohol, because sometimes you just don’t have time to wait around all willy-nilly for it to travel down your esophagus. (Celebitchy)

Charlie Sheen is getting rid of his tattoos for his fiancée. Yep, that oughta fix him! (Celebslam)

So apparently there is a threat of a writers strike out in TV land. But who needs writers when we have such fine programming like “Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?” (TV in the Woods)

Some old white lawyer lady is more than likely baked off her ass right about now. (QuizLaw)

Whaaa…? Michael Vick has been arrested again — this time, for purse snatching. (KSK)

After the jump — see why global warming is having far more disastrous results than Al Gore ever could have predicted!

Pajiba Love | October 9, 2007 | Comments (11)


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Ashlee Simpson and the Wentz character are getting added into the box. As in, the box that I stuff annoying celebrities into, and then throw into into the ocean.

What? It's a big fuckin' box.

Posted by: TK at October 9, 2007 4:07 PM

Oh for fuck's sake. Charlie Sheen, we need to have words.

a) Tattoo removal is a painful and long lasting process requiring large amounts of time and money. Fair enough, you've got more than enough cash thanks to the idiocy of the American TV watching public and whichever executive you're blowing in order to renew your piece of shit show but in all honesty it's going to last longer than your current beau. IMHO a total fucking waste of time.

b) Could you possibly attempt to go away? Just for a lil while? I heard TK has space in his luxury underwater condo. His rates are very reasonable.

c) A dragon. Wearing glasses. That's either the best or worst tattoo I've ever heard of but trying to decide which it is is making my head hurt.

That is all.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at October 9, 2007 4:49 PM

Just a litle concerned that Pajiba is starting to source material (albeit indirectly) from our (and by 'our' I mean British) gutter-press.

Not only that, but both the gay football quotes and the Prince Harry story came from the two tawdry tabloids in Rupert Murdoch's stable.

Honestly Pajiba...I come to this site to get away from the likes of that man and his cheap nasty hacks!

Next time, can we have stories from somewhere classier, like the National Enquirer?

Posted by: Simon B at October 9, 2007 4:55 PM

Thank you for calling Ty Pennington a fart. I don't know why, but that sentence totally made my day!

Posted by: Kt at October 9, 2007 5:21 PM

So, Alex, is it just the animals getting friskier across the pond in that video, or is the mood getting around?

*does best attempt at a 'come-hither' look*

Posted by: Vermillion at October 9, 2007 7:17 PM

I'll confess that I hadn't actually watched the video up until that comment... and now I'm just thoroughly upset.

I can't even think of a jokey, semi-coy half flirting reply for you, V. I'm just too wigged out.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at October 9, 2007 7:24 PM

Also: I'm really glad I didn't watch that at work today.

And now I'm done monopolising the comments. Promise.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at October 9, 2007 7:27 PM

I suppose in Harry Windsor's defence, he is the spawn of two people without a brain cell between them (whether you believe that Charlie or the other chap is the bio-dad, my comment stands) so he's probably not actually damaging anything more than dead spongiform matter with his antics. I'm for anything that hastens the demise of a completely anachronistic system such as "royalty". Better they snort themselves into an early grave with vodka rather than us having to put up with the idea that a group of inbreds believe themselves to be superior to the rest of us. And before one of the loyal subjects responds with the tourism argument, PLEASE! You have Stonehenge, Abbey Road, Stratford on Avon and the set of Coronation Street for Christ's sake, the tourists will still come.

Posted by: PaddyDog at October 9, 2007 9:03 PM

I'm for anything that hastens the demise of a completely anachronistic system such as "royalty".

I'm not, standing here in the U.S. with a system bereft of figureheads.

We apparantly, inexplicably, need someone in that role. Without someone to stand up as the public face of the country, we start acting like the president deserves respect and devotion and is somehow so much more than just a public servant.

Posted by: twig at October 10, 2007 10:05 AM

"...a system bereft of figureheads...without someone to stand up as the public face of the country"

Twig: She's called Oprah!

Posted by: PaddyDog at October 10, 2007 2:28 PM

PaddyDog: Urge... to kill... rising...

You take that back. You take that back right now!

Posted by: TK at October 10, 2007 3:22 PM