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Stacey,

I actually worked with A-Ha for three days. Morten's reiki teacher even healed me of my cold.

No, seriously.

I dunno, that one's good but the Rick Roll the Mets campaign was pretty freakin' awesome.

Um, that Amanda Lorber chick is legal now, right? Because if she isn't, I am going to have to, um, stop talking now.

Let's just say, it is a good thing she doesn't have her glasses anymore.

Okay, I am going to stop now.

Sofia, I might be the most jealous person alive right now, OMG. Can I tell y'all about my "he's so dreamy" phase in the 80s? Without getting made fun of? No? Nevermind then. Make fun all you like, he was COMPLETELY dreamy.

Also, I have been known, upon occasion, to appreciate a 'stache. That Eugene Hutz, for instance? That's a hot 'stache.

There is nothing wrong with a good stache on the right gentleman.

Staches are like bowler hats in that way.

I remember growing my first mustache (not the molesterstache variety but a real soup collector) I wore it proudly for about a week before one of my friends threw in a real good zinger and I had to shave it off in shame.

Anna, it wasn't all tight asses and cute winks with those fellas. (see link)

the important thing to remember is Rick never told a lie or hurt you

Wait, wait. The Beckhams are white?

Wow, Sofia, that sounds fairly harrowing... but, he still looks pretty good!

Also, Lucas, I'm fairly certain RDJ gets a pass for whatever he wants to do with his facial hair. He's so hot, the rules don't apply.

That AHA video brought back memories of a girl I hated in college who had that same stupid fluffy hairstyle and wore lost of aqua-colored clothing. (Reverts to wearing all black and sitting corners wondering why people think fluffy hair is attractive).

You Know, whenever someone gets RickRolled, I think of that old Nick Lowe song "All Men All Liars" with the immortal lyrics:

Well, do you remember Rick Astley?
He had a big fat hit it was ghastly.
He said I'm never gonna give you up or let you down.
Well. I'm here to tell you that dick's a clown...

I'm pretty sure that song came out in the '80's too.

A-HA! My heart swells with glee! A pang, an actual pang! Oh glory hallelu, I'm not dead yet! Soooo cute!

I'm done.

Wait. Hold on a fucking second. Mustaches aren't sexy?

Jesus Christ, there goes the whole foundation for my look. What the fuck am I supposed to do now? I have been grooming this thing for 12 years.

Now you tell me it's not sexy.

I have wasted my life.

Thanks

DWP I doubt your stache has been been for naught. Is it handlebar, do you use mustache wax, do you look suave with it?

Staches are alright with me!

I never realized that the hallway scene in that video was a rip-off of Altered States.

OK, so the a-ha (and yes, it is supposed to be all lowercase) video didn't really do it for me...a cute idea taken to an unbearable extreme...like a good trailer for an ultimately lousy movie.

Hunting High and Low was a pretty good album, although hardly anyone knows anything from a-ha besides Take On Me. I probably still have the cassette in the basement somewhere...

I've had a stache for ... um, lessee ... bout 32 years and been married 26 years, so my wife has never seen me naked. If I got kidnapped and the kidnappers shaved me, she wouldn't recognize my Xeroxed photo on the ransom note.

Comforting.

"Angelina Jolie was photographed out in New Orleans yesterday with Shiloh, two and a half, Pax, who turns five next month, and Zahara, who turns four in January. She wore a loose black sun dress and ballet flats and was seen holding Shiloh as the tot clutched a bag of Cheetos."

That's some brilliant journalism right there. Some people just shouldn't be allowed to have a blog. Fuck you, celebitchy.