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That headline made me spew soda out my nostrils like a teenage boy discovering internet porn.

Look for "Booncock Taints: Cum Marching In" at your local adult video store January 2010.

"Tu"? Seriously? You named your kid "You"? Jeebus, I know that people joke about being called "hey, you!" by their parents but THERE'S A REASON WHY THAT'S A JOKE YOU ASSWIPE.

I saw that ad last night, and laughed so hard I scared the dogs.

If he had to cash in on his 15 minutes of fame, this was a good way to go.

Supposedly “secret celebrity weddings” are the new “celebrity DUIs.” Only, you know, without the awesome mug shots.

That depends on what the wedding photos look like.

Kill Bill 3? Seriously?

Aaaaaaaaaach.Okay, by 2016 cinema tickets will cost your first born child or a limb in the cases of try tubes in either partner;

KillBill's daughter will have come of age and wants to fight like mummy but mummy doesn’t want her to be a part of that world.
Then Beatrixx will be killed by Vivica A Fox’s Kid who will have had to defend herself since age five and will have been raped/molested/abused by a father figure since then, or like whatsername, Lucy Liu, will have had to sell and exploit herself in order to learn the skills required to become a deadly assassin.
So Beatrixx Jr, barely surviving the attack on her mah will run away and follow a similar path to her mum, training until deadly. at least once on this journey she'll be threatened in some sexual way, not necessarily raped, but the threat will exist. Eventually both girls will come to blows, probably in bikinis or like....Green Hornet or whoever Bruce Lee played in that show style of costumes
Or maybe something from Faster Pussycat Kill Kill…
Either way they'll knock ten shades out of one another, then realise that due to the assassin code of honour, Vivica Fox's kid reset the balance by killing Beatrixx, so Beatrixx's kid has no real standing to kill her
they'll agree to a shaky truce, bad ass good girl Beatrixx2, and Unstable wild child Vivica.
THEY'RE THE ORIGINAL ODD COUPLE DO YOU SEE?!
The film will end with them entering into a NEW assassin partnership, resuscitating the once dead Deadly Vipers, recruiting a few other nameless types who'll become top ranking stars in time for Kill Bill 4 in 2019?
throw in some snappy dialogue and pop culture references and we're golden
OH ALSO by KB4, THEY WILL BE LESBIANS

The name "Hud" sounds like a bodily function gone wrong.

I'm gonna hold out for a House of Wax style death on this week's episode of Supernatural: The One Where Paris Hilton Gets Brutally Murdered by Demons.

Yes, Marcela, I too am looking forward to some Hilton-maiming. GOOOOOOOOORRE!

No. No. No.

Its Poon Cock Saints 2
or Bonecock Taints 2
or Boom Cock Taints 2

...what happened to Colonial Creepy Asswipe at the end of Inglorious Basterds was a “fate worse than death.”

I'm not sure - I covered my eyes. It sounded pretty bad though.

Speaking of shitebullzretards...
I pull up Yahoo and top tier story is this:

Don't you mean The Poon Cock Taints?

Seriously, though, Saints was such a pile of ass. The only people I know who seem to like that piece of cinematic flatulence are drooling morons (and, I kid you not, whose second favorite movie always seems to be The Fast and the Furious). A true retard movie if there ever was one.

I'd consider watching "Boondock Taints." "Boondock Saints," not so much. It was on cable late one night a couple months ago, I watched the first 10 min. or so. Boring. Click.

I thought about what I said and I can kinda see what the two movies have in common. I think Boondock Saints is fun though. It isn't a thinker and as I said before it has a huge ending which seems to say everything the film has to say (the film is mostly flash with little substance...but I still think it's fun) and leave absolutely nowhere to go. I've always heard that the writer/director of this is a dick and he didn't make a dime though so maybe it's a cash grab. It is almost definitely a cash grab.