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Christ, I hope that asshole with the theatre-hopping article is attempting irony. One of the most obnoxious classes of disruptive offender is the dipshit kids switching theaters. Not only would condoning this behavior further degrade the moribund sense of public civility lingering in today's multiplexes, but often the primary means by which these people can be ejected from the theatre is the very fact that they're cheating the theatre by switching, not that they are cheating the other patrons by being disruptive.

Mr Warren...when are you going to build in Tulsa, sir?!

I'm gonna get drunk just so I can throw up on that magazine.

While I don't agree that she is the sexiest woman in the world, consider what the alternatives could have been. Also, that's a waste of two good glasses of wine, Jay.

I'm going to echo laredo's comment on the "open theater" suggestion. It's bad enough that you have to put up with talkers, kickers, loud eaters, texters, the guy who hasn't showered for a week and the woman who refuses to adhear to the principals of feminine hygiene in any and all forms; but to add to them a bunch of dipshits running in and out of the theater at any time in the movie would cause the instances of assult to dramatically increase. At least in my theater.

At the risk of coming off as a *ahem* "dorksnorkler" I can't think of anything less interesting than Lady Crap-Crap and some has been from the fucking 80's who can't seem to let go, being on a show that was past its prime..... 20 years ago.

admin--you say "...talkers, kickers, loud eaters, texters, the guy who hasn't showered for a week and the woman who refuses to adhere to the principals of feminine hygiene in any and all forms...".

I've had personal experience with the first 5 groups. But I never had to deal with the feminine hygiene problem. Where is this theater, and how did you become aware of this woman's problem?

Dorksnorkler. Hee!

Sweet Tap Dancing Buddha. I've seen better material and acting on public access. No...really, I have. At this point I think a Billy Mays Marathon followed by classic infomercials starring Michael Landon and Charlton Heston would be better suited (and probably more entertaining) to Saturday late night.

The simplest solution would have been for Lady Gaga and Madonna to play one another. Even though clearly the script was pathetic and those two couldn't act their way out of a paper bag, perhaps their bad impressions could have been at something to laugh at.

I picture them pointing and staring at each other, then sticking their tongues out and trading off, "Oh yeah well this is you; Duuuuh!" like 6 year-olds. Still would have been better than what was shown.

If I had Charles Bronson's courage from Death Wish, I would take out all the nannies/mothers/idiots that bring their babies to movie theaters.

At night.
To R rated movies.
And let them cry.
And let them cry.
And cry.

And when audience members tell them to leave or scream expletives at them, they accuse the person of being racist (a lot of the offenders I've seen in NYC are black or latinas who use the movie theater as a babysitter.)

Someone else has probably already said this, but Jones puts out the candy corn flavored soda every year for about the past five. It was excessively sweet, IMO, but not completely disgusting. Not like, say, their gravy-flavored soda (which you couldn't get me to touch with a pole of any length, frankly).

RE: Jones candy corn soda - Not only is it sickly-sweet, it looks more like electric piss than any other drink I've ever seen.

LindsEy, they're real and they're spectacular.

It'd be difficult to call the Madonnagagabarfybarf the worst thing on Saturday Night Live this week, but that's not a compliment. Poor ReyRey. It's a shame he didn't just go with Dustin's skit submission where he simply rubbed oil all over himself for 5 minutes straight.

And until they start filming the AD movie, I'm ignoring all "news" about it. It's just too damn sensitive a topic.

Chiming in with a 'Good Gawd Sistah' on the female hygiene issue.
It's just disgusting to sitting there and realizing that what you're smelling...
is just what you're actually smelling. [vomit]
Don't know if some gals don't realize ... or maybe they're going with
mattress pad rather than rocket... or maybe it's just dodgey upkeep on
the nether-regions.
Maybe just some of us have the ick-radar on this condition. But it's
definetly a definative stank. Eeeeeewwwww!

RE R. Kelly: He said, “I don’t even read, really.”

That sounds like something illiterate people say to explain why they didn't read something. It implies that they didn't read something because they don't read, ie, they're too busy to read. But it really means they can't read.

I kinda think it's worse, because it implies that reading is elitist or something that uppity people do to prove how educated they are.

I did call BSlim a *dorksnorkler* which was rude and uncalled for and I would apologize but, then I remember that it's BSlim and he hates me anyway, so nevermind.

What Kate said. Megan Fox is a dorksnorkler.

I'm with you becks. And frankly, I don't see why he shouldn't have tweeted about the incident, she acted like she had a pass just because she was famous. She didn't say I'll come back tomorrow, she said I left my wallet in the car which implies you'll be right back. And the no tip thing pisses me off. Some people treat you like absolute crap when you're a waiter/waitress. Everyone should have to work in a service job at some point in their life so they will know better. Grrr.

In the early 90's Madonna lampooned herself on SNL in the Coffee Talk sketch acting like a sequin-wearing Long Island girl. She did a good job. Was hoping it would be like that this time.

What do you guys think — should theater hopping be legal?

Is it even illegal? I understand that the theater can (and should) throw you out, but what law is being broken if you've paid for one ticket and enjoyed one movie? It's like bringing in your own candy and soda -- it's not against the law, it's against their policy.

But the theater absolutely should prevent it from happening. What if they hop into a show that's sold out or almost sold out. I walk in and only get to choose from the two front rows because some assholes were stupid enough to buy tickets to Surrogates instead of Zombieland? Not only should they be thrown out, they should be rolled in crack and ejected from a moving vehicle near the docks.

:)

I'm a little late to this one, but did anyone else notice the Canadian flag in the background of the turtle video? Just me? Sometimes I think my life goal is to point these Canadian moments out to others, which might be sad if Canada weren't so frickin AWESOME.