Madonna vs. Lady Gaga (No One Wins)
Since Dave Letterman's "scandal" hit -- which I'm not sure can technically be declared a scandal since he himself broke it -- his lesser talk show counterparts have been having a damn field day. (Webster's)
OK, are you guys ready for this? Mitch Hurwitz is -- wait for it -- working on a script for the Arrested Development movie. Are we allowed to get excited yet? (Film Drunk)
The Naked Chef Jamie Oliver dressed up as all five, count 'em five Village People to promote his new book, Jamie's America. (Agent Bedhead)
Kate Beckinsale is Esquire's 2009 "Sexist Woman Alive?" Sure, why not. I'm just glad somebody stopped talking about Megan Fox for five goddamn seconds. (Popoholic)
NO WAY! Jones put out a candy corn-flavored soda this year? Despite this review that says it's basically gross -- I am all about this idea because I loves me some candy corn. (Impulsive Buy)
If you want a recap of last night's "Mad Men" without all the stupid subtlety and nuances, this just sums up the most "badass" parts. (Warming Glow)
What do you guys think -- should theater hopping be legal? I guess anything can "theoretically" be legal if you're sneaky enough about it. (Cinematical)
An L.A. waiter got fired for twittering about "Hung" actress Jane Adams. But to be fair it sounds like she kind of deserved it. (Zelda Lily)
What do R. Kelly and Charlie from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" have in common? And no, it has nothing to do with urinating or closets. (Celebitchy)
Seth Green is getting in on the "freaking out on crew members" action, and whether or not it's staged, one thing we all can agree on is that its adorable. (DListed)
Since I always pimp out everyone else's causes, I'm going to throw a shout-out to a very good friend of mine and talented artist, Leah Stuhltrager, who is holding a fund-raiser to raise money for an artist residency program her gallery is running abroad in Berlin. You guys like art, don't you? (Kickstarter)
What if there was a fifth Mutant Turtle who didn't get all of the cool ninja skills of his brothers? It might go something like this:
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