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Hulk Hogan has reportedly signed on to host the new “American Gladiators.” In related news — Hulk Hogan wears flip flops on his motorcycle. (Evil Beet)

Seriously people — maybe this is a bold statement to make, but if you feed this shit to your kids, you deserve to be fired as a parent. (The Impulsive Buy)

Place your bets, ladies and gents — it’s time again for this year’s round of TV Roulette! (wweek)

When life hands you bitching environmentalist lemons — just make yourself some evil, racist lemonade! (QuizLaw)

So uh, yeah… Some really creepy photos of Anna Nicole surfaced on the internet, and if you want to look at them, here they are — you sick bastard. (IDLYITW)

For the last damn time politicians — Jack Bauer is a fictional character and “24” is not a feasible example on which to base U.S. foreign policy. (TVFallsInTheWoods)

When I see the jumpsuit, I think of Sam Weir — when I read the sell copy, I get kind of, erm, uncomfortable. (cityrag)

David Duchovny wants you to know that he loves the animals more than you do. (Litelysalted)

And after the jump, Nick Frost demonstrates what will happen if you don’t feed your dogs PedigreeĀ® brand dog food.

Pajiba Love | October 3, 2007 | Comments (12)



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My parents used to let us eat KidCusine when the babysitter was coming over.

I'm a vegan now.

Posted by: Kt at October 3, 2007 3:55 PM

Hells Bells. Thanks for the linkage. I feel all grown up, or something.

Posted by: Beckylooo at October 3, 2007 4:39 PM

I hear feeding your dog a Pedigree biscuit is like giving him/her a candy bar. Then again, I've never tried, since I don't need another dog explosion incident.

Posted by: em at October 3, 2007 4:54 PM

Mulder and puppies?! Ohhh baby...

Posted by: Agent Scully at October 3, 2007 5:10 PM

Thank God my dogs eat real raw meat. Lord knows kibble, especially so-called prescription kibble, is possibly the last thing on earth aside from actual shit that a dog should eat.

Posted by: Rebekah at October 3, 2007 5:24 PM

Haven't read the rest yet, but...

Hulk Hogan has reportedly signed on to host the new "American Gladiators."

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! There is no god. I can't stand him. And I was SO excited for the new Gladiators. *sigh*

Posted by: Gabs at October 3, 2007 5:45 PM

noooooooooo Pedigree is such crap
Natural Balance or Solid Gold are the way to go.

Posted by: The Stew at October 3, 2007 8:13 PM

Bold AND erroneous!

Posted by: sarafina at October 3, 2007 8:47 PM

Oh dear lord, Kid Cuisine. I used to have to serve those to the kids I babysat for every time I went over. They looked totally disgusting, and of course the younger kid wouldn't eat the only remotely healthy bit (bits of corn probably drenched in butter). Instead, they ate the "fun" ketchup and baked-in-plastic brownies. It was strange, because the parents mostly seemed like good parents, but they fed their kids those all the time and let a 6-year old watch R-rated movies.

Posted by: Crinn at October 4, 2007 12:22 AM

Rebekah, that whole "kibble-is-bad-for-your-dog" bullshit is a myth. Just make sure you buy GOOD dog food, and they'll be fine. My wife's a vet, so that's a qualified opinion. My dogs eat Iams or Science Diet and they're ridiculously healthy.

Posted by: TK at October 4, 2007 9:54 AM

"Seriously people -- maybe this is a bold statement to make, but if you feed this shit to your kids, you deserve to be fired as a parent."

I disagree... as an every-night dinner, sure that's a bad choice, but sometimes we have to make do with what we can. I, as a small-income single parent, don't necessarily like the stuff, but sometimes necessity means Kid Cuisine. Try to get off your high horse a little.

Also, I agree with TK... I have spoken with several vets, and there's nothing wrong with kibble if it's good quality. The raw diet is great for some but not always a feasable option, as it can be very pricey if you can't actually get your hands on raw meat and have to resort to a company that provides the service. Again with the high horses, people!

Posted by: jaime at October 4, 2007 12:36 PM

Good dog food is real food, not cereal. Kibble has been around for what, 60 years? Dogs have been around a lot longer.
A lot of vets are paid to sell SD or whatever other brand in their offices. And vets aren't all nutritionists and I've met a few that believe dogs are omnivores. And they're not.
And let's not even get into their scare tactics with vaccinations.

Posted by: Rebekah at October 5, 2007 2:48 AM