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By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | October 2, 2008 |


Just when I think I can’t possibly get more depressed about the upcoming Presidential Election of Ridiculosity, I read something like this which makes me hit a new low. (Deus Ex Malcontent)

Holy crap you guys!! Sweet Dee and Mac got married!! Or, the actors who play them in real life did, for what that’s worth. (WIMB)

Jesus. Will Kurt Cobain’s hellish torment ever end? Even in death, he’s got to deal with these crazy fucking bitches. (Agent Bedhead)

Utah is banning fruity alcoholic drinks, so presumably teenagers will now have to rely on good old fashioned moxie and spit-courage to get pregnant. (QuizLaw)

I missed this post for Hump Day, but I would pretty much hump Lee Pace anytime. (Film Experience)

Why does annoying Megan Fox in her bra have to ruin an otherwise perfectly good Simon Pegg movie? Oh, I’m just kidding, it will probably suck! (Tune in tomorrow for the review!) (Popoholic)

More bad news for Cowboys fans… Jessica Simpson might be sinking her football-ruining claws into Tony Romo for good! (IDLYITW)

Did anyone else know Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride was gone? Seriously? Oh yeah, and fuck you, Disney. (mental floss)

Here’s a first look at Kenny Shopsin’s “Conan Burger.” A lot of his combinations sound questionable at best, but I think I would give this a try. (Serious Eats)

I was not particularly interested in Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynold’s wedding — but how freaking cool does this place look that they got married at? (Celebitchy)

Omigod! Omigod! Omigod! Miniature deer! You know this is going to be the next hot pet of choice for stupid idiot socialites. (CuteOverload)

And speaking of “stupid idiot socialites,” one of Paris Hilton’s new BFF candidates is busted, both literally and figuratively. (Jezebel)

These advertisements for high-fructose corn syrup are pretty much horrifying. I always thought HFCS promoted obesity and triggered insulin resistance, but apparently It’s A-OK! Also, is the white chick in the first ad Buffy’s demon college roommate? I’m pretty sure she is. Thanks, Rachel!

On a final programming note: Tonight we will have an open thread up for the VP debates so we can all laugh and make fun of that stupid idiot. Don’t miss out!

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