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Dude, I've been defending Eebs and his snarky sense of humor for years. Glad you're catching on - his "star" system may give inflated ratings, but the man is smart and he does not suffer fools gladly. His Eagle Eye review was funnier than Dustin's. There I said it.

Sarah Palin is now officially the brunette Jessica Simpson; she's a curse to whatever team she supports. How much do you think it would cost to have her run around this weekend in a Steelers jersey?

No, no, no, Rachael.

I will fuck Matt Damon.

You better watch it. I will cut you, bitch.

Oh wsapnin, maybe it's the rainy day, or maybe it's the current economic crisis, but I'm feeling generous. You can fuck Matt Damon.

Also, my future brother-in-law looks exactly like Matt Damon, except taller. I might just hit that instead.

Just kidding!!!! ha ha ha, no, I'm not.

I am totally going to see that flick. Richard Gere is the fucking man. According to the trailer at about the :13 mark he totally tries to fishhook Diane Lane. I bet its just deviant geriatric sex the whole way through.

I wanted to slap the ever-living shit out of Palin when she was talking about Biden in that corny-ass, exaggerated accent:

"I'm looking forward to meeting (Biden), too. I never met him, but I've been hearing about his Senate speeches since I was in, like, second grade."

Okay, let me get this straight. I'm to believe that this admitted hayseed who scarcely earned a B.A. was familiar in grammar school with speeches by a junior senator (Biden got on the Senate in 1972 and Palin was born in 1964) from Delaware? I believe that about as much as I believe that she actually went as Tina Fey for Halloween, nay, that she even knew who Tina Fey was before a month ago.

Why can't these people just keep their mouths shut? Honestly. Harriet Meirs, another woman ridiculed for being underqualified for a vaunted position (though I suspect HM has more intellect in her pinkie finger than SP does in her entire body), had the good grace to be quiet and not, say, ridicule Ruth Bader Ginsberg.

Rant over. Okay, that's a lie - rant over by November 5.

Peep that Ralph Nader interview, Pajoibs. I suddenly love that old guy.

Ahh yes. My powers of intimidation have worked yet again!

You are mine, Matt Damon! Do you hear me? MINE!

HAHHAHA! Loved the video.

Can someone please explain to me why I keep seeing Sarah Palin referred to as Gov. Peggy Hill. I don't get it. (Takes false teeth out to soak.)

I love Nader. I've voted for him in two of the four elections since I became of age.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: I love me some Roger Ebert. If people would stop dismissing him as a hack and start paying attention to what he writes, many would know better.

Stacey, squirrels are adorable. Especially tiny baby squirrels with signboards.

So...true story. We used to visit my grandparents in Virginia all the time when we were younger. They had a nice house out in the suburbs...kinda half tamed wilderness, half isolated neighborhood. It was pleasant and all, but they were infested with squirrels. I thought nothing of it at the time, because although we set many a trap to catch them (as youngsters are wont to do), invariably it wouldn't work and we'd get bored and go back to whatever game we were playing.

I was maybe 10 at the time during this visit. Both my brother and sister were sick inside, so I wandered out alone into the yard. I was getting bored and walked around to the deck, when I came face to face with a squirrel. It was holding a nut it had obviously been intent on getting, and just stared at me, frozen i fear. It needn't have worried, because I was too. We stayed that way for maybe five minutes, wondering when the other was gonna go away, when suddenly the patio door slammed open and my mom called out my name. The stupid thing screeched (completely drowning out my startled little kid cry of shock), reared up, and threw the fucking acorn at my head! It bonked me good in the forehead, and I fell down flat on my ass. And as it ran away, it paused on its tree...and had the gall to screech at me!

So. If Obama has the squirrel vote...I may have to change my vote.

Damn squirrels with their huge expressive eyes and their fast little feet and their liberal leanings...

And don't forget, those little fuckers can FLY!

Lord Helmet. Thanks for the explanation. I don't watch King of the Hill, so that's probably why I didn't get it.

What lordhelmet said, and also she kind of looks like her.

But I give full credit to Barbado Slim for the reference, unless he saw it elsewhere first. Aw hell, I still give him full credit.

Julie, you missed the Patch Adams reference about squirrels being harmless, yet going after a guy's nuts. All I know is when I was at my parents' house still there was a designated BB gun for squirrels...yeah, you little fuckers had better fly!

BWeaves, I don't watch it either. Unfortunately, for a while, ladyhelmet found it interesting and aired at a convenient time - I've masterfully distracted her and she hasn't seen it since.

Shadows, if you see fit to add Mila to the list along with ScarJo & Megan Fox I might not object..

Alright, alright, alright.....I'll cut you some slack for implying familiarity with "Patch Adams" while denigrating Hank Hill...but Fox and Kunis can't carry Johansson's cheesecake jock!

but Fox and Kunis can't carry Johansson's cheesecake jock!

I don't know about anyone else, but I would LOVE to see them try.

That's what I like about you Vermillion, you're always willing to raise new possibilities. Care to be one of my Resident Harem Scriptwriters/Scenario Designers?

But the squirrels sealed the deal.

[steeples fingers]

Excellent...excellent.

Your desperation excites me. That's just hot. Where did I put that Matt Damon costume?