September 30, 2008 | Comments ()

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | September 30, 2008 |


Sarah Silverman may or may not be fucking Jimmy Kimmel again. (WIMB)

This is kind of a late catch, but damn! Is Roger Ebert the mothereffing man or what? This guy should totally work for Pajiba. (The Blemish)

STFU. Governor Peggy Hill was in Philly this weekend at the same time as the Murdercrew and we missed out on murdering her? Errr… At least, drunkenly harassing her? GOD DAMN IT. (QuizLaw)

We’ve probably covered most of these on Pajiba, and reasons as to why in the comment section, but fuck it: here are “5 Upcoming Remakes of 80’s Movies and Why They Need to Be Stopped.” Sounds like a job for Superman, to me. (Cracked)

I had no idea Planet Hollywood still existed. Good to uhh… Know. (BestWeekEver)

Sex addiction is working its way into the mainstream of reputable addictions, but I don’t care. It will always be a subject of ridicule to me, as most things are. (Slate)

Apparently the Dallas Cowboys (or as I like to occasionally refer to them, “Texas Cowboys”) lost a big game this weekend. I don’t know jack squat about football, but if there’s one thing I do know, it was Jessica Simpson’s fault. (IDLYITW)

Mila Kunis rocks out in Nylon magazine. (Popoholic)

Here’s an interview with Old Man Nader. Plucky Underdog Hero or the World’s Greatest Election Ruiner EVAR? You make the call. (AV Club)

As it turns out, the internet is good for hard-hitting, totally unbiased political coverage after all. I bring to you… (DoesMcCainWearADiaper)

Squirrels for Obama? Shit. Could I have been wrong in my “thinking squirrel-apult is funny” ways? (CuteOverload)

As a follow-up to Bedhead’s fantastic review, I couldn’t help posting this: Look ladies; it’s horses … On a beach. You’re welcome.

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