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Pajiba Love | September 28, 2009 | Comments (45)

Megan Fox made her big “Saturday Night Live” debut this weekend only to get totally upstaged by new cast member Jenny Slate who dropped a big, fat F-bomb on live TV. (Yeeeah!)

But really, it’s not that big of a deal. For example, here are ten other entire times people have dropped the F-bomb on “SNL.” (mental floss)

As you’ve likely heard by now, Roman Polanski finally got arrested this weekend for having sex with a 13-year-old girl after being on the lam for over 30 years. And it seems the consensus about this ranges from “totally unfair” to “about fucking time.” (Agent Bedhead)

In “Who?” news, Khloe Kardashian, sister of Kim Kardashian, was married yesterday to her boyfriend of a month for her E! reality show. And yet, gay people still aren’t allowed to get married. (Webster’s)

How the hell can MGM studios be in peril when it still costs nearly fifteen goddamn bucks to go see a movie? (Atomic Popcorn)

It seems like every year or so I hear something about a “Friends” movie being in the works, but thankfully nothing ever comes to fruition with it. As if the “Sex and the City” movies aren’t annoying enough. (Celebitchy)

“Project Runway” is finally doing a movie-themed episode, which should be thrilling for “Project Runway” fans who are also movie buffs. (Film Experience)

If you ask me, Dippin’ Dots have gone on for way too long as being the leader in cryogenically-frozen ice cream balls — so finally they’re getting some much needed competition. (Impulsive Buy)

Ashton Kutcher’s new CW series “The Beautiful Life” starring “O.C.” trainwreck Mischa Barton is the first casualty of the new fall season. (DListed)

With an actual movie coming out based on Facebook — what’s the next website big screen adaptation going to be? Digg, perhaps? (Screen Junkies)

Here’s a look at some soulless new iTunes apps which supposedly can help you maintain a relationship and imagine what your future baby might look like. (Zelda Lily)

Finally, reader and sometimes commenter Vikky is participating in a walk for breast cancer this weekend in Boston. And she’s offering free IMAX tickets to the Boston-area contributor who donates the most! (ACS)

I don’t really know what to say about the clip I’ve got for you today. Seth sent it to me, so I’m awarding the credit placing the blame totally on him for this one:

And just in case that left you bewildered and confused, I’ve got a bonus clip today! The Legend of Zelda theme song, put into lyrics:

Pajiba Love brought to you by Stacey Nosek, who can be reached via email here.


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Comments

You shouldn't say fuck, no you shouldn't say fuck (fuck no!)

You're cured, you can go!

Posted by: TK at September 28, 2009 1:05 PM

Is it sad that I had to watch the SNL clip three times before I finally noticed where she swore?

Posted by: alphawhiskey at September 28, 2009 1:13 PM

Also, that makes the most SNL I've watched in about 3 years.

Posted by: alphawhiskey at September 28, 2009 1:16 PM

Personally? I'm on the side of "Fuck Roman Polanski". I mean really, a 13 year old? Really? And then you have the gall to run off to another country and everyone is rushing to your rescue? Nuh-uh. No. Go eat a barrel of dicks, Polanski. Eat an entire goddamn barrel of dicks.

Also, fun fact here: If you beat Zelda, the bitch will not put out. I mean my God, you just spent something like 30 goddamn hours running around Hyrule for her, and she won't even give you a handy. Honestly, I'd give someone a hummer just for picking up some milk on the way home. Although I am a whore, so take that with a grain of salt.

Posted by: Jeremy Feist at September 28, 2009 1:23 PM

What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck fuckety fuck fuck fuck.

Posted by: Cartman at September 28, 2009 1:25 PM

SNL is still on?


As far as Polanski goes...meh. Even the alleged victim says she has ZERO interest. And if remember correctly there was some sort of plea agreement that either excluded or greatly reduced time to be served by this convict, problem was the judge in the case decided to be a total dick about the whole thing so the big perv decided to go on the lam.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at September 28, 2009 1:33 PM

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was -

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR. GARRISON?

Posted by: Skewicide Blonde at September 28, 2009 1:35 PM

BarbadoSlim the victim was paid off by Polanski to "forgive him". Twice.

Posted by: Agent Scully at September 28, 2009 1:41 PM

I'm no lawyer, but is she still the "alleged" victim if he's been tried and found guilty? A 40 something having sex with a 13 yr old is rape. Everytime. This isn't some situation where a 19 yr old got in trouble for having sex with his 17 yr old girlfriend. I think Agent Bedhead hit the nail firmly on the head in the post Stacey links to.

Posted by: megbon at September 28, 2009 1:41 PM

That makes me want to play Legend of Zelda SO FUCKING BAD.

Must...find...Link to the Past on the interwebs...

Posted by: Snath at September 28, 2009 1:45 PM

You know the most sickening thing about the reaction to the Polanski arrest? A group of "respected and honored" artistes have signed a letter saying that he paid for his youthful misdeed by not being able to make a movie in Hollywood for 25 years.
Now I'm not defending pedophilia, but there are guys out there who had sex with girls aged 15 and 10 months, tarted up to look like they are 25, and those guys can't even live within 5 miles of an educational establishment, which means they have to live in Kansas for the rest of their lives. But Polanski had sex knowingly with a 13 year old and we're all supposed to think he is just a wronged, hunted man.

Posted by: PaddyDog at September 28, 2009 2:05 PM

Everyone nedds to get off of their high horse, acting like they've never had sex with an incapacitated 13 year old girl before. I though that this was commonplace amongst big time Hollywood directors and who are we to judge? Glass houses, people. Glass. Houses.

Posted by: John Denver's Wingman at September 28, 2009 2:05 PM

True story: in 1990 (or was it '91?), CBC let The Kids in the Hall (and Lorne Michaels, indirectly) say "fuck" on prime-time TV. Nary a ripple.

SNL = late to the fucking game.

Posted by: Natural 20 at September 28, 2009 2:10 PM

Polanski also supposedly gave the girl drugs and alcohol (though, in a questionable display of lawyering, he plead guilty only to the sex charge), so I can't say that I've got any sympathy for the dessicated old pervert.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at September 28, 2009 2:16 PM

Just how much is this dog-and-pony show of a trial going to cost? Is it really worth it? Settle for a big ass fine and be done with it. He is geriatric, I doubt he is terrorizing the nubile girlies of the world anymore.

Also, American TV needs more Fuck. Goddamn puritans.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at September 28, 2009 2:28 PM

If I recall Polanski's case correctly, he skipped the country just before sentencing. So he's already been found guilty. However, based on the sentencing guidelines in force back then (which would probably be in force for him when he returned) he'd show up in court, get sentenced and walk out the front door.

Maybe a hefty fine, court costs and probation. But that's probably it. And if any Hollywood type seeks to defend his saggy ass, ask them if they advocate pedophilia - in this day and age. Unless you're a Catholic priest or a Republican Senator, your final answer should be a resounding NO.

Posted by: The Wanderer at September 28, 2009 2:37 PM

Mr. BarbadoSlim, rape is never meh.

Posted by: Nancy at September 28, 2009 2:41 PM

So, Jenny Slate drops an F-bomb on the Saturday Night Live season opener. Amazing what can get certain Americans in a righteous lather. In New Zealand (after 9:00 PM) there was practically no censorship, so no "Yippee-ki-yay, Mr. Falcon". Oh! Gambling and hookers are legal and the liquor stores are open on Sunday. Somehow, a hell-gate hasn't opened and swallowed the country so I'm thinking that God doesn't wanna smite them too badly. And that this great country of ours needs to get over it's ridiculous puritan streak.
Does that make me a hypocrite for thinking that Polanski needs to do some jail time? No. Big difference between being an uptight religious whack-job and a pedophile.
Now, let's hace a fucking beer or ten and discuss it all.

Posted by: Spender at September 28, 2009 2:46 PM

This whole Polanski thing pisses me off and it just goes to prove that most people in Hollywood are total dicks. Movie stars go out of their way to defend the environment and animals and raise money for different charities, but they'll bend over backwards to work with a rapist for a good review.

It's also amazing what language can do for you. Because according to some folks, he didn't "rape" the girl, but instead he commited an "unlawful sex crime". The facts remain regardless of the circumstances in which they happened: he drugged and raped a 13 year-old girl. It was years ago, yes, but it happened. My sympathies go to his kids, though.

/rant off

Posted by: Sofía's Dad at September 28, 2009 2:47 PM

Besides the number of people who are defending the ancient pervert, the thing that gets me is the fact that France and Poland are fucking boo-hooing like a couple of paid funeral mourners. First of all, are they really trying to send the message that they don't care if their citizens and countrymen rape children? Because it sounds vaguely like it to me. And second of all, if he were just an average person they wouldn't give half of a pâté-fueled fart about him. And really, hoe stupid is this asshole? If you're on the run from the law in America, maybe you want to check the extradition laws in countries you are going to travel to. I think he got what was coming to him, but dipshit shouldn't really be really be surprised by this.

Posted by: stardust savant at September 28, 2009 2:48 PM

I don't think it's technically rape if you waited until after their nap time was over and put on a Disney animated feature to gain their consent. I also think he agreed to get her some Gummy Bears and let her stay up a whole hour past her bed time that night.

Posted by: John Denver's Wingman at September 28, 2009 2:49 PM

And why the hell am I still posting under my "Sofia's dad"? Stupid internet with its stupid memory...

Posted by: Sofía at September 28, 2009 2:51 PM

"As you’ve likely heard by now, Roman Polanski finally got arrested this weekend for having sex with a 13-year-old girl after being on the lam for over 30 years."

Um, no. Over 30 years ago, Roman Polanski drugged and anally-raped a 13-year old girl and then fled the country once it came time for him to actually enter the jailhouse on the misdemeanor charge that his lawyer was able to plead him down to.

This has nothing to do with how old this child looked. She was a child and thus unable to consent. He had to drug her to subdue her, and even then she cried out repeatedy for him to stop.

This also has nothing to do with the supposed notion (put out by Polanski) that her mother was an opportunist who put her daughter in this situation to begin with. Grown men (and women) should not be having sex with 13 year-olds.

This also has nothing to do with the fact that the now grown woman has moved on. Of course she has - she's a survivor!

Oh, and the judge reneged on the deal? Boo fucking hoo. My heart really bleeds for the child rapist. /sarcasm]

May he rot in the cell he made for himself.

Posted by: Groovy Violet at September 28, 2009 3:03 PM

And about that stupid SNL sketch - I was completely unsurprised when she accidentally let a "fuckin" slip. After I heard how many times the word "friggin" appeared in there, I knew it was going to happen. That was a poor choice by the writer. There's only so many times a person can say "friggin" before they slip up. Not only that, but the accidental "fuck" was the most interesting thing about that boring-ass sketch. And the writer had them talking about riding dirt bikes?! Bitch, please. Not only was it a biker chick sketch and real biker chicks ride, um, motorcycles but it had a damn Harley-Davidson logo at the beginning!

Posted by: stardust savant at September 28, 2009 3:04 PM

He's already pled guilty to the sex charge, and not sure what he did about the drugs charge. He had spent 40-something days in jail being tested and counseled for his obvious pathology. There may be some extradition trouble, because of the Swiss laws. Apparently the remainder of his sentence has to exceed what he's already served by a certain percentage or something like that. At least that's what I heard on NPR. Regardless, dude had sex with a child. Mere months in jail is insufficient, I don't care if it was the 70s.

Posted by: Captain Tuttle at September 28, 2009 3:10 PM

It's about time Roman Pedophile did his time.

Posted by: BWeaves at September 28, 2009 3:13 PM

Is that William H. Macy at 2:08 in the dog police video?

Posted by: coryo at September 28, 2009 3:53 PM

Thanks to Stacey and Dustin for putting up my link. It's no hot-button rape issue (p.s., he totally raped her and should do his time, no matter how long ago it took place or how tarted up she was), but supporting the fight against breast cancer sure is awesome.

Even a dollar helps.

Posted by: vikky at September 28, 2009 4:29 PM

Mr. BarbadoSlim, rape is never meh.

Posted by: Nancy at September 28, 2009 2:41 PM
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Oooooh, you are part of the Bush/Post 911 demographic. Meaning: you respond to "buzz words" such as rape/children/terrorism etc..by leaving your brain at the door.

You and me could NEVER have a conversation, you hipster person.

I said *MEH* and it is gonna stay that way.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at September 28, 2009 5:50 PM

I love the barbed wire that is BSlim. Razor sharp, I tell ya.

Posted by: John Denver's Wingman at September 28, 2009 5:56 PM

Is no one going to mention Dog Police? What the fuck was that?

Posted by: mc at September 28, 2009 6:03 PM

@BarbadoSlim - I don't get it. Rape is a buzzword? If she says you're approaching rape cavalierly that makes her a hipster? Hipsterism was invented after 9/11? Wha?

Posted by: megbon at September 28, 2009 6:10 PM

BSlim is the razor blade in the caramel apple; the cyanide in the pixy stix; the piss in the moonshine jug... a one-man shock troop.
He makes me larf by keeping us all from becoming too much like politcally correct hipster douchebags.
AND he does so free of charge.

Posted by: Spender at September 28, 2009 6:34 PM

I'm just gonna drop this into the gap between rape posts and go to work

With an actual movie coming out based on Facebook — what’s the next website big screen adaptation going to be? Digg, perhaps? (Screen Junkies)

Pajiba the Movie? Who? How? What?

Posted by: Squirrelgripper at September 28, 2009 6:35 PM

Oh, man, I hope this doesn't turn into a rape discussion that will end with someone getting banned...

Posted by: Sofía at September 28, 2009 6:36 PM

BSlim,

I know fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly, you gotta be you... And there's such thing as freedom of speech and it should apply to you as much as anyone else...

But please don't get yourself banned. This place wouldn't be the same without you.

Posted by: MM at September 28, 2009 6:38 PM

People get banned up in here?

Posted by: John Denver's Wingman at September 28, 2009 6:48 PM

Ohhhhhhh.

I was like, why haven't I noticed this John Denver dude before?

Also, someone just donated $100 to my walk. I want to kiss that person.

Posted by: vikky at September 28, 2009 6:54 PM

I'm guessing 4chan would be the next site turned into a movie. They could go over the life story of moot, show nothing but lolcats for 2 hours or if they didn't mind not having the movie screened outside of whatever village that Hostel takes place in they could do 2 hours of /b/ images.

Posted by: OscarTamerz at September 28, 2009 7:46 PM

Dear Mr. Fucktard,

Be my guess and continue to call rape meh if it makes you feel like a man. I’m supposed to cower like the rest of these people here just because you are some sort of pajiba treasure. I’ve got tampons bigger than you, you lame small man.

I was so sure you were going to blast me with the * cue the music phil* response you’re so famous for.

Love, Nancy

Posted by: Nancy at September 28, 2009 8:10 PM

Nancy:
No one cowers from Bslim, we just know what to expect and what we expect is for him to intentionally shake up afew people who are unused to his curmudgeonly ways. It worked on you, right?
The fact that I'm speaking somewhat highly of him here likely gets me an insult of some kind... but, hey, the guy cracks me up.

Posted by: Spender at September 28, 2009 8:30 PM

No Spender nothing worked on me. The guy said that rape was meh, he is a total tool, and a small tool at that.

Posted by: Nancy at September 28, 2009 9:00 PM

Nancy, I loved the tampon comment. I'm definitely working that into an argument.

Posted by: Sofía at September 28, 2009 10:00 PM

Guess Who?, would like to add anything to the rape discussion?

No? Ok, I understand.

Slim, I agree with you. I'm pretty sure in the 70's Hollywood came up with the "if you drug and anally rape a junior high schooler and the Judge is being a total dick about it for some reason, its totally okay to flee the country so you can live lavishly in France" rule.

Its like the "its not cheating if you are in a different area code" rule. Everyone knows that.

Posted by: L.O.V.E. at September 28, 2009 10:15 PM

BSlim is the razor blade in the caramel apple; the cyanide in the pixy stix; the piss in the moonshine jug
---
*spits out moonshine*

Wait, WHAT? What's IN this shine you sold me, Slim? Dammit, I want my $2 back.

Posted by: , (TCFKAB) at September 29, 2009 12:17 AM





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