September 26, 2008 | Comments ()

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | September 26, 2008 |


TK said his wife was crazy for dressing their three-legged dog up like a pirate. I said she should try to find a way to finagle a wooden peg-leg in there. (UncookedMeat)

But you know what’s really scary? A Godzilla-sized Angelina Jolie. Just in case anyone might, you know, forget she’s the star of the movie. (Film Experience)

And speaking of Angelina… For a mere $3,350, you can own a realistic 16” doll of her. Now how much for the life-sized, anatomically correct version? (Celebitchy)

Guess what? If you’ve ever purchased an Amy Winehouse album, you helped kill her. Yeah, yeah I know… She’s not technically dead. (WIMB)

If you missed Governor Peggy Hill’s interview with Katie Couric, you know what? Don’t watch. It’ll only make you want to stick your head in the damn oven. (QuizLaw)

Oh. My. God. This is the grossest thing ever. Anyone want to take a guess what a twelve-year-old McDonalds hamburger looks like? (SeriousEats)

David Blaine is magically retarded! (IDLYITW)

Poor Ed McMahon has now joined the ranks of celebrity inhabited by K-Fed and the pets.com sock puppet. (The Blemish)

OK, I know I’ve posted about Clay Aiken three days in a row now, and pretty soon you’re going to start thinking I’m obsessed with him like my completely misguided mother. But this here is a different, and nice way of looking at his coming out. (FourFour)

Here’s some random crazy pictures, because it’s Friday and why the hell not? (cityrag)

Who would drink Kid Rock beer? Nobody. That’s who. At least PBR has its dumbass hipster cred. (Agent Bedhead)

Since when the hell are bodily functions not ladylike? I’ve got news for this person: everybody poops. (PA Notes) On a related note: I was out with my sister shopping last weekend and she actually bought this stuff. True story. (PooPourri)

The Golden Dart Frog is very cute, but also highly lethal. Kind of like me. And, I also have been known to wear yellow on occasion. Coincidence? (Animal Review)

I could totally see this story on an episode of “Montel.” And, depending on the, uh, lunar cycle — it just might make me cry, too. (MixTapeTherapy)

It’s simple arithmetic. Dogs + Bambers = Cutest Thing in the World. (CuteOverload)

Today’s Pajiba Love Friday Feature is Nightmare in Jamestown. Apparently, the founding of America’s first colony was less milk and honey and more plague and cannibalism. So if you look at it like that, your country was technically founded on eating people — not freedom, as previously thought. Ennnnn-joy!

Pajiba Love brought to you by Stacey Nosek, who can be reached via email here.

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