September 26, 2007 | Comments ()

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | September 26, 2007 |


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Let's take a trip to the All Candy Expo -- because who doesn't love candy?! (A.V. Club)

Amelie is rated R?! A list of unfairly rated movies further proving the MPAA's poor decision making skills. (Matineer)

Tom Cruise is building a $10,000,000 bunker to protect himself from Xenu's revenge attack on earth. And, ta-da -- instant punchline! (IDLYITW)

Brad Pitt and Angelina allegedly have nicknames for each other -- which are amazingly not "Devil Woman" and "Huge Sucker." (Celebitchy)

Just because it's still 2007 doesn't mean that we can't party like it's November of '08! (QuizLaw)

Christina Aguilera is clearly pregnant, and sporting the healthy glow of a plastic sex doll painted up to look like somebody's dead mother. (The Blemish)

Sounds like George Clooney did a little dumpster diving for his new lady friend! (Yeeeah!)

Much like the theory that if you order fast food at drive-thru windows, you deserve whatever you get -- such is the theory of "dropping a deuce" in the bathroom at Home Depot. (QuizLaw)

What is it about a rocky incline that compels a redneck to attempt to navigate their 4-wheel drive vehicle up it? The predictably disastrous results, after the jump.

Pajiba Love | September 26, 2007 | Comments ()



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