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Pajiba Love 09/26/07 | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People

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Let’s take a trip to the All Candy Expo — because who doesn’t love candy?! (A.V. Club)

Amelie is rated R?! A list of unfairly rated movies further proving the MPAA’s poor decision making skills. (Matineer)

Tom Cruise is building a $10,000,000 bunker to protect himself from Xenu’s revenge attack on earth. And, ta-da — instant punchline! (IDLYITW)

Brad Pitt and Angelina allegedly have nicknames for each other — which are amazingly not “Devil Woman” and “Huge Sucker.” (Celebitchy)

Just because it’s still 2007 doesn’t mean that we can’t party like it’s November of ‘08! (QuizLaw)

Christina Aguilera is clearly pregnant, and sporting the healthy glow of a plastic sex doll painted up to look like somebody’s dead mother. (The Blemish)

Sounds like George Clooney did a little dumpster diving for his new lady friend! (Yeeeah!)

Much like the theory that if you order fast food at drive-thru windows, you deserve whatever you get — such is the theory of “dropping a deuce” in the bathroom at Home Depot. (QuizLaw)

What is it about a rocky incline that compels a redneck to attempt to navigate their 4-wheel drive vehicle up it? The predictably disastrous results, after the jump.

Pajiba Love | September 26, 2007 | Comments (9)


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A little humping scene and Amelie is rated R? What bullshit.

LS, your using the phrase "dropping a deuce" will have me cracking up all day. Thanks for the pick-me-up.

Posted by: Brie at September 26, 2007 3:50 PM

Heh. I wonder what their physics grades looked like?

I have to share this with everyone-go to James Gunn's blog or myspace page, and check out the photoshopped pictures of little girls. My co-workers are scarred for life.

Posted by: Julie at September 26, 2007 3:56 PM

Heh heh, as much as I'd love to take credit, Brie -- that one is actually Dustin's little gem.

Posted by: litelysalted at September 26, 2007 3:56 PM

Christina Aguilera is clearly pregnant, and sporting the healthy glow of a plastic sex doll painted up to look like somebody's dead mother.

Never has any one single description been so horrifyingly apt. I must say you are on fine form today Ms. Salty.

Also: fucking redneck idiots. Sometimes I hate the fact that the whole "survival of the fittest" concept is now redundant and morons like that are still capable of breeding. I know that calling for a mass sterilisation may seem extreme but really, are we faced with any other viable option? Who's with me?

Posted by: Alex the Odd at September 26, 2007 4:32 PM

R for Amelie. Sheesh!

Speaking personally, I'd much prefer my children see the wonder of the human body, rather than watch how many ways Arnie can wipe out a dozen different bad guys.

Anyhow, don't the MPAA that it's some sort of French law that all movies made in France must contain some sort of nudity or sex?

The Horseman On The Roof - oui
Taxi - oui
Brotherhood of the Wolf - oui
Le Bossu - oui
Ratatouille - well...in every clip I've seen, the rat isn't wearing any clothes

Vive la difference!

Posted by: Simon B at September 26, 2007 4:34 PM

I like to think that the picture of Katie Holmes was taken just as she came out of the Scientology-induced stupor she's been in for a while now and realized she married Tom "Short Dude Complex" Cruise.

I'm sure that the rednecks had their Jeep insured with Geico, so they may well pay their claim.

Posted by: Dangle McGee at September 26, 2007 4:54 PM

this is one of the funniest f**cking things i've ever read:

Yeah, you remember the homeless guy you saw last week telling a secret to his shoe and brushing his teeth with that dead bird? Okay, so imagine him about 2 feet shorter and $100 million richer. Voila! Tom Cruise.

thanks for linking to it.

Posted by: causaubon at September 26, 2007 6:20 PM

Actually my neighbor used the phrase "dropping a duece" yesterday in reference to the Home Depot contractor that stunk up her entire first floor.

My comment on the redneck/jeep video is they haven't learned the lesson my dad taught me.
That the three most dangerous words in the English language are "Hey, watch this!"

Posted by: wsapnin at September 27, 2007 10:39 AM

wsapnin:
there was a Letterman Top Ten list take-off circulating many years ago: Top Ten Ways You Know Your Family Is White Trash

#1 was:
Anybody in your family has ever died right after saying the words: "Hey, watch this!"

Posted by: causaubon at September 27, 2007 10:52 AM





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