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By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | September 25, 2008 |


The only way McCain could come off more desperate at this point is with fuck me boots and half a bottle of cheap perfume. (QuizLaw) & (Deus Ex Malcontent)

Devendra Barhart and Natalie Portman are broken up, much to the delight of countless nerdlinger fanboys who fantasize like they have a shot with her. (WIMB)

In this new web series, Harry Potter gets “The Office” treatment. (atom)

Apparently CBS’s new “Worst Week,” which I did not care to watch, is like a Farrelly Brothers movie in a TV show. Oh, goody. (NY Times)

Charlize Theron says you can say Reindeer Games was a piece of shit, but at least it’s not “The Hills.” On the same note you can say the butt nuggets my dog drops are also “pieces of shit” but they’re not as bad as “The Hills” either. (Celebitchy)

Michael Jackson just doesn’t get it. (Yeeeah!)

Yup… This is about on par with my house in college, only with more empty beer containers. Thanks, Shane! (BoingBoing)

Poor little rich girl: Suri Cruise doesn’t have any friends. I’d be more worried about the Scientologists harvesting her organs for whatever fruity little plan they’re concocting to resurrect L. Ron Hubbard. (Celebslam)

Alyssa Milano has got a secret message for the people of Earth. (Popoholic)

The Department of Homeland Security is designing something to detect “hostile thoughts” of people in airports? I’ve got news for them, 90% of my thoughts are hostile. I fantasize about killing people who walk too slow in front of me. Thanks, Cindy! (NewsScientist)

Anyone who gets an idea for an invention by emulating Wile E. Coyote should probably rethink their business model. (Cracked)

If you live in a cave underground, or are my mom, and had no idea that Clay Aiken was gay, here are 15 signs that might have tipped you off. (BestWeekEver)

Seriously though, there were people who had no idea? How… Quaint. (Evil Beet)

If you were going to commit suicide… I guess you couldn’t think of a more fun way than “Death by Doughnut Burger.” Thanks, Figgylicious! (CakeWrecks)

I am a sucker for the movie Dirty Dancing, (seriously, one time I even watched it twice in a row thanks to fucking TNT and their “encore presentations”) so I literally begged my sister to ask permission to let me post this video of the first wedding dance of a couple she and her husband are friends with. Enjoy!

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