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By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | September 25, 2007 |


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A couple of readers weigh in on torture porn (Tear It Down) and the blunt satisfaction of Fantasia (LiveJournal).

Kiefer collects his DUI badge, in which he will likely face little to no repercussions -- because he's a celebrity, so why the bloody hell would he? (Celebslam)

Adrianne Curry -- a.k.a Peter Brady's mouthbreathing Top Model wife -- thinks, that while it does "suck some major balls" that African-Americans used to be slaves, it is now "time to move the fuck on." When pressed for comment, Peter Brady buried his head into the ground like an ostrich. (IDLYITW)

In uh, related news -- Bill O'Reilly is amazed that restaurants in Harlem are just like regular old white people restaurants. And commence Vermillion's head exploding... now! (Media Matters)

I realize that my opinions may not necessarily reflect Pajiba as a whole -- but, pleeeeease Al Gore run for President? Pretty please with kisses and cherries on top? (Slate)

So then I totally heard Sienna Miller said that Kate Moss had a flat chest and Kate was all like, well I heard your mom shops at K-Mart, and Sienna was all whatever, this girl in my math class told me she totally saw Kate making out with that weird kid who eats his boogers. True story. (Yeeeah!)

Well, this guy is clearly full of shit, because I know for a fact that turkeys only attack when provoked. (QuizLaw)

I'm gonna class it up with today's clip -- by bringing you this old SNL sketch featuring a Will Ferrell character who finally reaches his yoga "goal." Enjoy it while it's still not a 90-minute feature!

Pajiba Love | September 25, 2007 | Comments ()



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