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YES! I feel so awesome right now. Walking the AIDSWalk DC in a prom dress next week would make me feel even MORE awesome. Just sayin'....

Also: "Eliza Dushku needs to expand her facial expression repertoire to more than just one"

Eeesh...Taylor Momsem? Have you seen her? The girl applies makeup like a 5 year old girl breaking into her mom's makeup bag for the first time. She has horrible style. Just look at her archives on GoFugYourself and you'll see her hideous style history. God what a stupid choice. It'd be like picking Mickey Rourke as the new face of Maybeline.

And YAY, Tammy! Go you!

Muse’s new album, “The Resistance,” sucks.

Blow the fuck up! Really? I had such high hopes. I'll still go check it out, but I'll be pre-depressed that it sucks.

I have nothing against Tammy and her friend Leslie, but AIDS has been tantamount to a holocaust of the likes that the world has never seen and now these two want to partake in an AIDS walk wearing evening gowns? This is so disrespectful to all that have been touched by this horrible disease, why not show up dressed as giant syringes to really get your point across. What’s wrong with wearing gym attire?

I have nothing against Tammy and her friend Leslie

Quite sure?

This is so disrespectful to all that have been touched by this horrible disease, why not show up dressed as giant syringes to really get your point across.

That's strange. At A place I used to work we held a fund raiser called Salon's War on Aids where we would all dress in fatigues and shoot the ever-loving hell out of each other with paintball guns. Those persons who were affilcted with AIDS didn't seem to mind at all and were quite happy to take part.

Nancy,

Wow, really? Have you ever been to an AIDSWalk before? Would you rather we walk in coffin costumes?

Aside from fundraising (which is what our stunt is all about, getting people's attention enough to want to make a contribution that will DIRECTLY serve those affected by the disease), the AIDSWalk movement is about celebrating LIFE. You don't like it, don't contribute. That sure will tell everyone suffering from AIDS how much you care.

I'll be busy have fun with the amazing people of http://supersnack.org/while raising crucial funds for Whitman-Walker Clinic.

Of course cell phones don't work in horror movies, if they did they'd only last about 15 minutes. Shit with twitter and facebook on phones now, it'd be too easy.

You could just take a picture of yourself running from Jason Voorhees, post your longitude and latitude (thanks, apple!), and check google maps for a quick location. Cops will be there in a flash, and you just have to walk briskly and stay out of machete reach. You could even be on twitter while you're running. "Jason trying to kill me, lame, I can hear sirens now, finally, anyone Jennifer's Body yet? Go Cowboys!"

Crap, MM, I somehow didn't even see the "loud mouth women" part. Now I'm really pissed. Whoever made that sign should worry less about who's on God's bad side and more about who's on mine.

That protest site is AWESOME with a side of HILARIOUS. I love that when interviewed none of these people can actually form a coherent thought, sentence, or argument for their position. And it is sooo educational!
For example, I had no idea that it actually says in the bible that Jesus hates fags.
Also, I was completely ignorant of Barak Obabma's name appearing in the Bible, and that when translated it means "Antichrist."

The more you know....

And, if the AIDS Walk girls want to do it in tu-tu's wearing a dildo hats, go for it. Fuck AIDS right in the ear.

"but AIDS has been tantamount to a holocaust of the likes that the world has never seen"

I don't know. Those cholera epidemics weren't any fun. Or the Plague. Or the Great Influenza outbreak.

Everybody, stop having fun and pay attention to me:

I'm having dinner with Ornette Coleman tonight!

That is all.

"High Fallutent Sophisticated Swine" makes more sense than what I originally thought, -Phaeolus at September 24, 2009 2:06 PM
I thought it said "Flatulent"

Also on the same poster, God hates "Emo's"
- does that just make them even sadder?

Screech is yapping to anyone who will listen about his “Saved By the Bell” tell-all book, which will probably never see the light of day on account of most of it being comprised of lies and slander.

It's part of Screech's continued effort to make the world ignore the fact that he possesses the worlds smallest penis.

Actually Nancy, it is where you came to show Tammy the error of hers.

Wear whatever rolls you gym socks to the AIDS walk, but why piss in other people's lemonade?

Now, come out and play with us. No need to lurk.

Tammy you are right. I’ve been to so many funerals of friends that have died from AIDS. Some of them keep their sense of humor all the way to the end, that takes a lot of courage. I don’t know, I guess when I hear about people showing up to these walks dressed in wild costumes I overreact. I’m sorry for taking my anger out on you.

Here’s Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried’s big kissing scene in Jennifer’s Body, if anyone out there is still really that thrilled by the idea of two girls kissing each other. Personally? Yawn.

Aw, come on, there wasn't even any tongue. If I'm going to interrupt my 187th listen of Exile on Main Street, couldn't it at least have a little tongue.

I don't get it. You come in with a negative opinion on something a lot of people feel very positive about (and really I don't find it at all offensive but if you do that's cool) and you don't expect people to argue with you about it? This isn't about being cool or not...this is just about debate. And yes, some people are going to be offensive. It's the internet. I just don't get why people think that they're not going to be rebutted in Pajiba. And why, when they are, it's the cool kids hating on a lurker. I wouldn't have known you were a lurker if you hadn't pointed it out. But it would make no difference to me if you had an opinion contrary to mine.

I respect your opinion completely, and I know it's not easy to voice a contrary opinion on a place like this. But you have to come in to an internet forum knowing that there's a chance you'll be contradicted. It's not cool kids against the outcasts at all. It's the internet. Everyone has an opinion. You have to be have a thick skin if you're going to post something like that, specially when you see that a lot of people are showing Tammy support. I don't think you were disrespectful at all, and I hate that people are actually insulting you, but that's the way it is.

And um, sorry if I came off a bit condescending up there. I didn't mean to. It's been a looooong crazy week here.

Who wants some liquor?

Hey, does this mean I am a "Cool Kid??!"
Trust me, I have NEVER been accused of that before.

And Yea Nancy and Tammy! Peace in our time. Pajiladies to the end.

Of course Lindsey, you’re the coolest. I’ve been a lurker for some time and your post are some of the best.

Awww Nancy, you made my day. {Blush}

How has no one commented on Ms. Mix & Bitch's hilarious "couple" add of Winona 'the mattress' Ryder and Dave 'punk ass' Navarro to her couple list? Maybe those two idiots need to get together already.

Eliza's very comely and whanot, but where are hot FBI dude pics? Me want those...

Crap, MM, I somehow didn't even see the "loud mouth women" part. Now I'm really pissed. Whoever made that sign should worry less about who's on God's bad side and more about who's on mine.

Posted by: DeadBessie at September 24, 2009 2:07 PM

"God Hates..."? Shit, look who he likes.

In other news, Muse new album doth indeed blow. They made a career flirting with overblown bombast, tumbled over the edge with this one. Shame really, but they were due for a stumble.

Thanks for the link to the protest pics site. I find it utterly facinating how some people can be filled with so much hate over something that probably doesn't affect their lives in the least bit. So sad that religion can do so much good for some, and at the same time hurt so many others.