Screech is yapping to anyone who will listen about his "Saved By the Bell" tell-all book, which will probably never see the light of day on account of most of it being comprised of lies and slander. (Webster's)
Werner Herzog is starting up his own film school, because why wouldn't he, obviously. What can't this guy do? (Cinematical)
That Taylor Momsen chick from "Gossip Girl" is the new face of Clinique. In other news, that Taylor Momsen chick was Cindy Lou Who in How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Ha ha! Nice catch, Bedhead! (Agent Bedhead)
I'd like to give the random and hilarious website of the week award to God Hates Protesters. Love the "LOL" counter-protest signs. (God Hates Protesters)
Here's Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried's big kissing scene in Jennifer's Body, if anyone out there is still really that thrilled by the idea of two girls kissing each other. Personally? Yawn. (Yeeeah!)
For your daily dose of getting sent to your respective bunks, here are Eliza Dushku's promotional pictures for Season Two of "Dollhouse." (Popoholic)
Another top ten list, you say? Check out the top ten couples of rock-n-roll. (Mix Tape Therapy)
Muse's new album, "The Resistance," sucks. For an elaboration of that staement, you'll have to check out the review. (TMITM)
Jermaine Clement said that three "Flight of the Conchords" songs will be included on the next Rock Band. Whether or not he's actually telling the truth is anyone's guess. (kotaku)
OK, so there's this kid Jonah, right? He reviews movies. And he does so in only the most precociously adorable way possible, so much so that it makes my damn ovaries hurt. (mental floss)
Women in the "Mad Men" world are experiencing frequent "aftershocks." And no, that's not orgasm-related, so get your mind out of the gutter. (Jezebel)
Rob Zombie has got a new "Ren and Stimpy"-ish animated series on the Spike network called "The Haunted World of El Superbeasto." (Frothy Girlz)
Finally, Pajiban Tammy and her friend Leslie are participating in a walk for AIDS is Washington DC, and if they reach their goal will be completing the walk in evening gowns. How can you not want a piece of that? (Not Easily Impressed)
Rich from FourFour managed to amaze me more than he does on an everyday basis by putting together this cell-phone-not-working-movie-cliche montage from sixty-six horror movies. Wow:
Pajiba Love brought to you by Stacey Nosek, who can be reached via email here.
Get entertainment, celebrity and politics updates via Facebook or Twitter. Buy Pajiba merch at the Pajiba Store.