September 24, 2008 | Comments ()

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | September 24, 2008 |


Today in Oh Thank You Dear Sweet Jesus News: “You know what mom, you know what? Clay Aiken is gay! GAAAAAYYYYY!” (WIMB)

Good lord. Ralph Nader has officially entered crazy old man territory. (QuizLaw)

For being such a crazy bible-beater… Kirk Cameron is still kind of a hunk. Do you think it’s possible to rape the Christianity out of someone? I’m pretty sure my vagina would have the same effect on him as holy water on a demon. (Evil Beet)

Cocoa Puffs have finally been integrated with Vanilla Puffs. Next thing you know they’ll be drinking out of the same water fountains and going to dances together. (TIB)

White people apparently really like Frisbee Sports. As do fuzzy brown dogs who live in my house. (SWPL)

Could the “Girls Next Door” be nothing but a beautiful, beautiful facade? You mean fairy tales don’t come true? (IDLYITW)

The art of putting record covers over your body parts is a precise, yet often overlooked one. Thanks, NDR! (Sleeveface)

Here are Ten Books Not to Read Before You Die. Uhhh…. OK. Done and done! Via Bibliolatry! (Times Online)

Nick Hogan is being released early from prison into a society who largely hates his stupid, selfish ass. Remember, there is nothing wrong with “mob justice” if the guy really deserves it. (The Blemish)

I know how you guys love your “Battlestar Gallactica,” so it is with great consideration that I bring you this Cylon Side Boobage. (Yeeeah!)

Here’s a 13-second clip of the new animated “Spaceballs” series on G4. Good enough for me! (CC Insider)

I don’t know if Metallica can raise from the dead because I’ve never liked them. But to anyone who’s wondering, here’s your answer. (TMITM)

The 70’s looked like so much fun. People slept in giant ducks and played in teeth and everything was carpeted. Oh, and the drugs. Don’t forget them. (Jezebel)

Hate those stupid mothereffing Jerry Seinfeld/Bill Gates ads? Of course you do. We all do. Here are even bigger advertisement failures. (mental floss)

I can not stress enough the importance of getting background checks on children’s party clowns. Or better yet, get a pony! Cleaning up pony shit is nothing compared to years of psychiatrist bills. (Via YBNBY!)

Finally, I’m going to end on a serious note today. My home state of Pennsylvania has some of the worst puppy mill conditions in the entire country, and right now activists are fighting to get a bill passed to regulate the puppy mills, which unfortunately is running out of time. For anyone interested, you can read more here… (MLAR)

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