Pajiba

I'm in favor of any yogurt that moves away from having gross slimy chunks of what may have once been fruit but now looks like half digested gummi bears in it. At the bottom, at the top, I don't care, I want YOGURT not whatever the hell red stuff you put in there and called "strawberry preserves" which makes me gag.

I'm kind of particular about food textures.

RiverDog fucking RULES!!!!!!!!!!!

Ah... It has been a few years since I'd seen that adorable little football fan
attached to anything. Delightful little tot, aint he? You're number one too,
sweetpea! [big laugh]. Which team is he rooting for again??

I'm with my ginger-haired food-texture-particular Pjiblet bud up there. I like
my yogurt and my ice cream and mashers for that matter, *chunk-free*.
You know what does work though? Those cottage cheese and jammy things.
I think they're called Knundsen doubles. I'd never had sweet with my cottage-y
curds before I bought one of those.

Let's hear it for Riverdance Dog. Anything Irish, dog-related and cute - has
got my vote.

Oh yeah. Happy Humpy Day Pajiba! I think I've had too much coffee. I'm
feeling way too frakin perky.

I imagine Darwin is stirring in his grave right now. And that soon he will awaken, dig his way out, and hunt down Cameron & Comfort. And then feast on their brains.

*sigh* A girl can dream.

Mike Seaver and the Banana Blow-Job Guy know that the Bible itself was/is used to profess pretty ugly ideas -- from Jim Jones to the worst of the Inquisition, right? (He asked rhetorically.) So the fact that Hitler owned a copy of, and agreed with the ideas in, The Origin of Species, means...well...bupkes.

(My favorite moment in that video is when Kirk Cameron gets up out of his chair in a I'm-getting-fucking-real-here way.)

That Nic Cage pic is HILARIOUS. I laughed so hard. i think I'd actually pay money to see that movie!! It would've been so unintentionally funny. Is it just me or does Nic Cage in that pic resemble Marilyn Manson a little?

How did they get that egotistical Flatley into a doggie costume?

Can someone confirm that the banner pic is in fact the original? Hilarious that kid's wearing a Feyenoord jersey, must've been an Ajax game.

I only ask because they have that kid wearing a Red Sox jersey in another pic, which only lead me to make more jokes about the Ped Sox and their "World Championships" being faker than a three dollar bill.

"I'll let Kirk Cameron distribute Bibles in public school when he allows the Koran and Torah and Watchtower to be handed out right alongside."

Ditto, scorzi - I'm also petitioning for the distribution of the TOOTBOG* teachings.

(* The Order Of The Blue Omnipotent Godtopus)

FUCK YES!!! I knew it was only a matter of time, Danny boy! So proud, and Im running out to grab one today!

OK, forget "theatrical shame," here's my real Pajiba shame:

I HAVE to watch Dancing With The Stars.

And since I have to watch it anyway, I actually enjoy it. My mom was a semi-professional ballroom dancer, and she watches it religiously, of course. And I am forced to watch it so that she has someone to kibitz about it with her.

Dan, great article.

Oh yeah, and great review Dan. Congrats on the new gig.

Breaking news: Tom Delay says "I am not gay!"

amanda47:

I am now on the market and live in NYC. How old is he? Tell him he can take the PATH train over for our first date.

Who's Danny Boy, Patty O'Green? And what ye be grabbing when you go?
My curiosity is all pricked (perked? pickled?) now. ;-D

@Amanda47: Darn. The Jersey City / distance thing is a deal breaker.
I'm in So CA. I've heard the East Coast is kinda... uhm... dodgey {J/K!}

PSA:
Unless you enjoy living in a calm submissive state, do not date animal trainers. We have a way of running the show, often quietly and politely, that can be, ummm, domineering.
Unless you like that sort of thing, and if you do, call me!
Lindsey with an 'e', horse trainer.

Alas, I have no Brewery, but I do live in Portland OR, home of a ridiculous number of Brewery's.

Now, sit there quietly until told to do otherwise.
Please.

Good Boy, you and I are going to get along just fine.

OK, go and play, I have to go to work. Those horses aren't going to train themselves. But I have an expectation that you will come when I call. If you are extra good, there will be biscuits and tummy rubs. {wink wink}

Can you imagine what would happen if someone tried to hand out The Koran in schools? Christian parents would lose their shit...

Heh. We had a woman here who tried to pass out bookcovers with the Ten Commandments on them. She wanted district officials to pass them out--teachers, principals, etc. School district said no fracking way lady. (I live in Texas, by the way.)

So she asks HEY free access! It's in the law! So I can just have them AVAILABLE to the kids, right? School district's lawyer said dat's true, she can set them out. But no one can hand them out.

So she goes about getting bazillions of them printed up and the Metroplex Atheist Society says HEY we heard 'bout this you crazy bitches! We have our OWN bookcover! We want to set OURS out!

Ten Commandments book cover lady is SO freaked out by this idea that she asks the atheists, hey will you not set out yours if I don't set out mine?

Atheists say sure, whatevs.

So she doesn't set hers out. She's out the thousands of dollars she personally paid to have the book covers printed. Can't set them in the schools because the second that's known, the atheists will do the same.

The punch line: atheists never had a book cover. They WERE going to print one up, if need be (and had better funding) but it was just going to have some bad-ass quotes from Thomas Jefferson and the like about separation of church and state, not stuff like "WE HEART THE DEVIL" like CrazyLady feared.

But ha! They didn't even have one!

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