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By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | September 23, 2009 | Comments ()

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | September 23, 2009 |


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There's some asinine new hippie documentary out where a family tries to live carbon footprint free for a year, so with that, here are six "stunt documentaries." And by stunt documentaries we mean, "no shit fast food is bad for you." (PW)

Dan the man Carlson is writing for the Houston Press now, so go give our boy some love. In his first week? He tackles "Dancing with the Stars." You know you love it. (Houston Press)

I planned to review the new "Melrose Place" but never got around to it, but spoiler alert -- I kinda love it. Which is why I'm kinda totally psyched out the ass to hear that HEATHER LOCKLEAR is coming back! YES. (Celebitchy)

I love this news so much I want to take it behind the middle school and feed it fried chicken: Kevin Federline is going to appear on the next season of "Celebrity Fit Club." Clear my schedule. (Webster's)

There's this picture of Nicolas Cage dressed like Superman that's been floating around the internet for the past day or so, and it first I discounted it because totally didn't think it was real. Oh, it's real all right. (Topless Robot)

Oh look, Will Ferrel and a bunch of celebrities made a funny video with a statement about America's socioeconomic political landscape. Is it time for lunch yet? (Gordon and the Whale)

Mike Seaver is horrified -- horrified! -- that atheists are brainwashing America's children. For example, did you know that you can't even pass out bibles in public schools? The horror! (Village Voice)

I like how yogurt companies are always coming up with innovative ways to make yogurt taste less like yogurt. I approve. (Impulsive Buy)

For no reason whatsoever, here are some commercials featuring adorable animals dressed in clothing. (Warming Glow)

I've seen a lot of lists of things that pertain to movies, but the sexiest shower scenes in sci-fi movies (with video, exclamation points) is a new one on me. Don't thank me, thank Miss Cindy for this. (Sci-Fi Wire)

Ew, ew, ew. I don't know why this grosses me out so much, but Jason Segel and Chloe "However the Fuck You Spell Her Last Name" Sevigny were caught making out at an Emmy party. (DListed)

Oh my God you guys, Riverdance Dog -- who has taken the internet by storm -- is my new favorite thing ever. As soon as I'm done writing this column I'm just going to watch it on a loop until I giggle so hard I piss my pants:

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