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By Stacey Nosek | Posted Under Pajiba Love | Comments (34)



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Oh, you know, it’s nothing but Emmys this and Emmys that this morning. So without further ado, here’s the best of the 2009 Emmys fashion. (Yeeeah!)

And because they are awesome, here is an entire post devoted to Christina Hendricks’ and her rack, which both respectively looked fantastic at the Emmys. (DListed)

For some reason Jay Leno brought Mel Gibson on his show, (I mean, has he even done anything lately?) and Mel’s still got it. And by “it” I mean the drunkies and crazies. (Celebitchy)

And in other drunkey has-been news, David Hasselhoff made another failed attempt at drinking himself to death this weekend. (Webster’s)

Here’s a first look at the A-Team van from the upcoming new A-Team movie, and you’ll be pleased to see that they didn’t 2009 it all up. (Atomic Popcorn)

Maybe Diablo Cody isn’t to blame for the failure of Jennifer’s Body. But she is to blame for stunt-casting that vapid hunk of breasts and cardboard to star in it. (Agent Bedhead)

It only took three shitty Pirates of the Caribbean movies for Johnny Depp to figure out that a fourth one might just be in poor taste. (Film Drunk)

In weird-ass music collaboration news: The Black Keys are producing a hip-hop album featuring Rza, Raekwon, Mos Def, Jim Jones, Pharoah Monch, Q-tip, Ludacris, ODB, Billy Danze of M.O.P., Noe and Nikki Wray. (TMITM)

Remember back in the quaint days of the 80’s, before myspace was invented, when sexual predators actually had to drive around in their cars to lure unsuspecting kids into their clutches? (FourFour)

The movie posters for Fantastic Mr. Fox have been released, and they’re quirky and adorable and are really making me excited about the movie. (Gordon and the Whale)

You’d think a fast food franchise that has menu items such as Diet Cherry Limeade and “Frito Pies” could do no wrong, but Sonic has failed to impress with its croissant/BLT sandwich. (Impulsive Buy)

It is just way too damn early in the day/week/month/year/whatever you want to say for Pokemon maxi pads. (Topless Robot)

It’s been awhile since I grossed you guys out with something “brain foot” or “flesh cheeto” related, so here’s a lady who had her tooth implanted in her eyeball. Because she was blind, obviously. (Zelda Lily)

If you think about it, in a society where birth control is so readily available and easy to procure, it’s kind of amazing that a website like this even exists. (WTFDYHAK)

This video is probably only going to be funny to the handful of you who saw the “Allison” episode of “Intervention,” about the chick who huffs computer duster:

Pajiba Love brought to you by Stacey Nosek, who can be reached via email here.









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Comments

Wait, why did I think ODB was dead? Didn't he die, like, four years ago?

(Can you tell that I'm being super-productive at work today?)

Posted by: Nicole at September 21, 2009 1:17 PM

Thank you whatever that site is for confirming my thoughts on Kristin Chenoweth's attire.

Posted by: Cindy at September 21, 2009 1:21 PM

And because they are awesome, here is an entire post devoted to Christina Hendricks’ and her rack, which both respectively looked fantastic at the Emmys.

I'm just mad about Saffron...

Posted by: branded at September 21, 2009 1:28 PM

I was really weirded out last night by how old and dowdy a lot of the young girls looked at the Emmys. Blake Lively looked like a 30 year old hooker, Leighton Meester looked like she had 30 pounds of makeup on, Elizabeth Moss just looked like a grandmother. It was a very boring night for fashion.

And is it just me or is Heidi Klum pregnant at EVERY SINGLE AWARDS SHOW? Is she just permanently pregnant? Gestating for years? I mean, she looks gorgeous, but give it a rest, woman.

Posted by: figgy at September 21, 2009 1:31 PM

Someone has to try to keep up with Angelina, figgy.

The fashion was pretty poor last night.

Posted by: Cindy at September 21, 2009 1:34 PM

I could see why you would be upset with Klum, Figgy. She’s hot and Seal is hot and he enjoys giving it to her any way she wants it.

Posted by: Guess Who! at September 21, 2009 1:41 PM

I'm not upset, I'm just wondering. Really, how many do they have now?

Posted by: figgy at September 21, 2009 1:44 PM

Heidi Klum prefers home cookin to take out when it comes to kids though :P as ALL of hers are her own belly fruit...

and Nicole... I too thought that ODB was dead... "god made dirt and dirt bust yo ass" OOOH maybe it's ZOMBIE ODB!!!!! I'd buy that album...

Posted by: Tammers at September 21, 2009 1:44 PM

17 1/2 maybe? Or 4.

Posted by: Cindy at September 21, 2009 1:46 PM

Branded, Ms. Hendricks can wear/do/have whatever she wants. For reals.

Gotta go know, off to the bunk. Thanks Stacey!

Posted by: Xtreme at September 21, 2009 1:55 PM

RE: The lady who had a tooth implanted in her eye because she was blind and it helped her to see.

It was her EYE TOOTH.

I'm not even joking.

Posted by: BWeaves at September 21, 2009 1:57 PM

ODB is dead.
But more importantly, I need a Pajiban to Photoshop those Mr. Fox posters so one of them (Maybe the mole.) says "The Wild Card". It'd also be nice if you included "The Useless Girl" but that's not as crucial.
That is all.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at September 21, 2009 2:07 PM

ahhh, the 'Stranger Danger' PSA. It takes me back.

I avoid people with vans on principle.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at September 21, 2009 2:13 PM

The Hoff is a has-been? When was he ever happening? And that whole thing with Germany doesn't count.

Posted by: Sofía at September 21, 2009 2:20 PM

A Pokemon maxi pad? Some things should just not be.

Posted by: Brie at September 21, 2009 2:20 PM

wow Optimus... when I went to the link for the posters I was thinking your request was gonna be hard or something...

Posted by: Tammers at September 21, 2009 2:25 PM

Post it on the Pajiba Facebook Group, plz.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at September 21, 2009 2:27 PM

You know why I like to get my news from the radio? Blissful ignorance of disgusting images. I heard all about that tooth-in-the-eye surgery last week on NPR, but I definitely did not envision that result. Ugh. Thank Godtopus I wasn't eating lunch when I clicked on that link.

Posted by: tamatha at September 21, 2009 2:36 PM

that website-whythefuckdoyouhaveakid-should be funny, but i just find it really, really, really depressing.

almost as depressing as the fact that they're making fantastic mr fox a movie.
leave roald dahl ALONE!

Posted by: gem at September 21, 2009 2:38 PM

So what would a "good" Pirates of the Carribean movie be like? Kat Dennings as Mumbly Peg and Ryan Reynolds as Six-Pack Pete?

Posted by: laredo at September 21, 2009 2:41 PM

Caribbean...ouch.

Posted by: laredo at September 21, 2009 2:43 PM

I'm honestly surprised that Jennifer's Body tanked. I never thought Diablo Cody had that much pull, but I figured the horny boys would flock to the theaters to see half naked Boring McAssface make out with another girl. What gives? could this be the death toll of her reign of terror? Oh please let it be over!

Posted by: figgy at September 21, 2009 2:45 PM

hey Optimus it might have to be later today though cause I'm not at home so I can't work on it right now :P although it shouldn't take long but I have no access to facebook here

Posted by: Tammers at September 21, 2009 3:08 PM

"A Pokemon maxi pad? Some things should just not be."

Same goes for the Pokeitin tampon. HEEEEEY-OOOOOOOH!
(RIP Ed)...

And this isn't something I usually comment on in general, especially given the fact I've not seen a single minute of Mad Men, but it's time for me to get it off my chest - pun intended:
HOLY CRUDFLAPS THAT REDHEADED LADY FROM THAT SHOW ABOUT ADVERMATISING HAS GOT A GIGUNDO SET OF BOOBERS! SWEET CHOWDERPASTE, I'D CUT OFF A PINKY FINGER TO JUST JAM MY FRESHLY SHAVEN HEAD BETWIXT THEM THAR THANGS AND WAIT FOR THE GRIM HAND OF THE REAPER TO TAKE ME TO MY FINAL RESTING PLACE! JEEZLY KITTENPUNCHER, THAT LADY'S GOT SOME FRIGGIN' CURVES - CURVES, I TELLS YA! GABBAGABBAWHOOTWHOOT! LOOK OUT ZIPPER, THAR'S A TRAIN A'FIXIN' TO BUST THROUGH YER BARRICADE!

(...pant pant pant...)

I'd like to slather my entire body in some sort of inductrial lubricant and just slither all over that lady... There. I said it. Like I said - I'm usually not one to do the whole "in my bunk" rigamarole, but her? I'd be in everybody's friggin' bunk. And you'd best believe that bunk'd be busted by the time I hit the showers...

Posted by: Skitz at September 21, 2009 3:15 PM

OOOH maybe it's ZOMBIE ODB!!!!! I'd buy that album...

Posted by: Tammers at September 21, 2009 1:44 PM

Who wouldn't buy that album? Best idea ever.

And it's too early in life for Pokemon maxi pads.

Posted by: Jeni at September 21, 2009 4:25 PM

In weird-ass music collaboration news: The Black Keys are producing a hip-hop album featuring Rza, Raekwon, Mos Def, Jim Jones, Pharoah Monch, Q-tip, Ludacris, ODB, Billy Danze of M.O.P., Noe and Nikki Wray.

I am, apparently, so out of the "what's in" loop which, apparently, constitutes today's popular music, that I understood not one word of that.

I am, therefore, gonna go listen to my hybrid collection of Aaliyah (Rest In Peace, Girl), Disturbed, and Anne-Sophie Mutter...

Posted by: Rykker at September 21, 2009 5:05 PM

And you'd best believe that bunk'd be busted by the time I hit the showers...

New term for the Pajiba Dictionary:

Bunker buster, n. - 1) an individual of such insane sexuality that multiple people threaten to incur damage while pleasuring themselves. 2) an individual that inspires declarations of self-mutilation for the slim chance of touching their flesh. See Hendricks, Christina.

Posted by: Vermillion at September 21, 2009 5:39 PM

Vermillion, I owe you a tall glass of whatever makes you happy. That's an awesome entry...

Posted by: Skitz at September 21, 2009 6:16 PM

There was one funny comment on the pokemon pad post:

Hello Katie said:

I prefer my Twilight pad with a big picture of Edward's face. It's his favorite time of the month. OH, YEAAHH!
Posted 09/21/2009 at 11:09:24 AM

heheh...eeeewww.

And I wanted to punch out those parents who gave the kid some kind of X-box package and filled it with pants on that why have a kid site. BASTARDS! I saw the joy die! You killed his joy! Assholes.

Posted by: replica at September 21, 2009 9:10 PM

Oh god, ew to that replica! My face literally just contorted into a very pained expression.

Also, I just spent way too much time on that whythefuckdoyouhaveakid blog. I'm really not a fan of children, but I'm not about to birth them just to subject them to years of future therapy with my upbringing... geez.

Posted by: dene at September 22, 2009 12:57 AM

Gem:that website-whythefuckdoyouhaveakid-should be funny, but i just find it really, really, really depressing.

ditto

Posted by: Mebe at September 22, 2009 4:44 AM

Christina Hendricks is a manifesto. A declaration. Last Emmy awards I didn't yet know about Mad Men...now I know.

Posted by: VinKong at September 22, 2009 8:42 AM

Chenoweth is a creepy nefarious elf.

Posted by: Jay at September 22, 2009 9:38 AM

Christina Hendricks is marrying that guy!!?? What a lucky little dork.

Posted by: Eva at September 22, 2009 10:33 AM


















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