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September 19, 2008 |

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | September 19, 2008 |

Because I know you Pajibans are all a bunch of sex-crazed pre-verts… Which Muppet would you totally bang? (cityrag)

The anti-Scientologists threw a big piss party at Katie Holmes Broadway debut. (WIMB)

Remember how Governor Peggy Hill totally thought Tina Fey’s impersonation was so hilarious? Well, she watched it with the sound down. Damn Palin, you are really just a dumb sack of crap, aren’t you? (CC Insider)

And on a related note, oh dear sweet Jesus this is funny. (QuizLaw)

Not only is the portable bar the best invention I’ve ever heard of, but it should totally be the new prize for Eloquent Eloquence. Thanks to the_wakeful! (BoingBoing)

Gary Coleman is charged for trying to run a guy over with his pickup truck. If you ask me, the guy was probably a stupid asshole who deserved it. Team Gary!! (Celebslam)

A bunch of dogs had the misfortune of being pets of Paris Hilton’s and then they may have got eaten by coyotes. I’m pretty sure they must have been serial killers, spiders and child molesters in past lives. (Yeeeah!)

How does one deal with a bible-beater in the workplace? (MixTapeTherapy)

Today is National Talk Like a Pirate Day, just to let you all know. I, on the other hand, will be doing no such thing. And again, another instance where a Besties song would have been appropriate. (YBNBY)

Joe Francis is pretty much on the top of my list of “Celebrities I’d Like to See Die a Horrible Death.” Mini-dirve: Who’s on yours? (Agent Bedhead)

Holy shits! Jimmy Smits accidentally stabbed a guy on the set of “Dexter!” (Celebitchy)

So apparently there is going to be a sixth novel in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy series. I haven’t so much, uh, read them… But I did see the movie with Zooey in it! Anyway, fans are decidedly not thrilled. (Yahoo!)

Leave it to some redneck to get her pussy stuck in the toilet. (DListed)

“Progresso Italian Style Panko had a denser, greasy texture and looked like they were once croutons that were crushed by Kim Kardashian’s ass.” OK? (TIB)

Elizabeth Hasselbeck might be leaving “The View” for Fox News. How totally, totally expected of her. (Jezebel)

Today’s Pajiba Love Friday Feature is Run Granny Run. I think it’s about an old lady who runs a marathon, or possibly for public office. I didn’t actually watch it, because I went to the Oley County Fair last night and then spent this morning having diarrhea from whatever the hell it was that I ate. Anyway, enjoy the movie!

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