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wtf was with that cartoon atfer Always Sunny on FX? I went in expecting an hour premiere and was sadly disappointed.

I thought the cartoon was pretty funny. It was done by the same guys that made Sealab 2021 and Frisky Dingo on Adult Swim. Plus it had a pretty decent voice cast – Coach McGuirk, Lucille Bluth, and Dr. Spaceman.

Wow, I must be in a good mood because it's Friday or something because:
1. I actually kind of feel bad for Avril. Maybe it's because I married young too.
2. All the hair flipping that Kristen Stewart does looks like the gesture of shy girl who is not entirely comfortable speaking as herself in front of a camera and also has no idea what else to do with her hands.

That newscaster was so funny I decided to make it a wake and bake day.

And the premiere afterwards with H.Jon Benjamin? Hilarious

I think Jennifer L. Hewitt keeps putting on the pounds and losing them so she can score covers, and for every cover she has a different secret. I liked her in Party of Five, but I can't take someone who loves Jamie Kennedy in a not ironic way seriously.

The questions were pretty easy but Andy Richter was still pretty impressive.

"told me I looked dumb and boys don’t like that"

Stacey, even in the 10th grade you should have known that dumb girls are the gods that boy boners worship.

For Christ's sake (literally?), why can't celebreties start the trend of adopting some of the MANY non-infant children that need adoption here at home instead of flying all over the world to adopt orphans from other countries?

A solid, episode of Always Sunny last night, (particularly after the very blah premiere of Community) although I was sad that we didn't see the duel between Charlie and the skeevy lawyer.

Colin, I was also expecting a full hour of Sunny as opposed to that weird cartoon.

LOVED the live Nightman Cometh at the House of Blues in Boston on Tuesday! We also got to see a clip of their Christmas special and an unaired episode from Season 5 -- totally worth the $50 ticket prices (friggin' Ticketmaster and all their fees....).

I think this demonstrates that The Daily Show should hire me as a writer, STAT. Me and Stewart, man. Me and Stewie.

Re: Dan Brown. I don't like hating an author's writing when I've never read one word of it, but sometimes I can't help it. OK, often. So it was with Dan Brown. Now that I've actually read some of his pearls of swine poo, I can legitimately mock him. Now my problem is trying to find out another place to get his worst without having to actually read a book.

Hey, wait ...

No mention at all of "It Might Get Loud"?

Where the fuck is that movie hiding?

,tcfkab,

yeah!
I read the story, which at first looked like a basic 'ho-hum, ancient grave' thing, and I began to see the whole thing in technicolor with plenty of gore.

51 Viking raiders, cut off and surrounded by Saxons. The Vikings are all young, fit, strong, - perhaps there are sixpacks. Certainly biceps and pecs. Plus long hair. Hot! (The young, fit and strong stuff is all in the report. I extrapolated the hair and the hawtness.)

They get caught, stripped naked (yeah!), hacked to death (very clumsy decapitations, with hackmarks on jaws, collarbones, even one guy's hand cut right through) and thrown in a mass grave with their heads in a heap. There are more bodies than heads, so somebody kept souvenirs.
Can't you just see it? Works even better if they're werewolves or vampires.

All I know is, if I ever go back in time, I'm going to avoid the Saxons. Those buggers will fuck your shit RIGHT up.

Or it could be the work of ... a killer rabbit.

"Look at the bones!"

But, yeah, there are all kinds of possibilities here. Deistbrawler, where ye be, matey? This looks like a screenplay for you.

can I just say it? yes the rainbow killer is indeed insufferable but for once she did a good thing, what am I saying? she did an amazing thing! instead of reproducing and gives us a little bitch with half of her evil spiteful genes she decided to adopt! I mean yeah that little girl would probably end up on some Amnesty International list pronto but hey, it's a start.

,(TCFKAB),

killer rabbit? Now you're talking. Throw in the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch and we've got a great mix. Monty Python meets Vampires meets Dog Soldiers. Cool!