Pajiba

That's an awfully wet pussy.

Cats have figured out how to get humans to take care of them without much reciprocation. People don't use cadaver cats to find bodies, or take them duck hunting and as far as I know, there are no seeing eye cats.

But CATS are the stupid ones. Right.

Am really looking forward to Dollhouse now. Ray Wise is delightful.

Criiiipes. I think if I resembled ANYONE from Gossip Girl, I think I'd just have to shoot myself. I couldn't live with being a deplorable, shameful, and utterly unredeemable waste of space. How could you live with loathing yourself that much?

Though...I suppose that part of being a completely douchebag on that show is that you lack even an ounce of self-awareness, and go through life in a little bubble of douche where you think you're the awesomenest thing in the world.

Gaaah. My hatred for the people that show knows no limit.

Snake-With-Leg= Photoshop

Anne Heche, Jeremy Piven, Kanye West= washed up attention whores

Cat video= Hilarious.

Dick size "study"= wishful thinking
KBalls, I think you hit it on the head.
So to speak.

Does it make me shallow that I'd still blow Piven.

Yeah, I thought so....

<slinking away>

Ray Wise is delightful.

Ray Wise scares me to death. Thanks to my love of Twin Peaks, I can never see this guy as anything other than a demon-possessed daughter/niece killer. Shit, he was terrifying. I may have to give Dollhouse another chance if they keep him creepy. And stop with the actives-as-hookers crap.

Hey, you don't know what that cat's thinking. Maybe he's hot. Maybe the water tastes better when it's dripping off his head instead of straight from the tap. All I know is my cat has me following him into the bathroom and turning on the tap for him whenever he wants it. And apologizing for being too slow. And waiting until he's done so I can gently lower him to the ground so he doesn't slip and hurt himself.

Yeah, cats know what they're doing.

Wow...remember when Adult Swim showed cartoons?
Or when MTV showed videos?
Or Nickelodeon showed kids fare that was subversive and edgy, and not just mind-numbingly retarded?
I'm going to watch my episodes of MST3K and weep quietly into a Stuttering Bartender.

For the bored alcoholics (i.e. the entirety of the Pajiba readership):
A Stuttering Bartender is a recently created, untested drink that is one part Bacardi and two parts Cockta (a Slovenian fruit soda). The name comes from the fact that trying to say "Cockta cocktail" made me stutter like that bartender in Boondock Saints.

Stacey, please do not get caught up on Season 1 of Dollhouse. If you attempt such a thing, Eliza Dushku's supreme vapidity will destroy your mind, evaporating your brain into tiny bits of worm excrement.

Instead, start anew from Season 2, and join us in the hopes that the brilliant cast additions can overwhelm the suckage and rally the cries for Echo's swift death.

Ahhh that cat video is great. Cats are stupid.

Dogs however, are smart. I mean one of my dogs is inexplicably afraid of people in Hawaiian shirts, loud noises cause him to try to hide all 100 lbs. of his body underneath the coffee table, he once had to get stitches becuase he tried to squeeze the aforementioned 100lbs through a crack in the fence 3 inches wide, linoleum floors scare him because his nails make noise, the jingly noise created by his tags on his collar is such an intriguing thing he will run into walls trying to see what it is on his neck and he barks at Billy Mays commercials. See, smart.

Deadbessie - I think you and I have the same cat!

Congrats on the new gig, Stacey! I love The Impulsive Buy (and Marvo).

MACARONI AND CHEESE IS DELICIOUS WITH CUT UP HOTDOGS IN IT!

I'm sure it is. Next, stir some mustard into prepared mashed potatoes, mix in cut up hot dogs, then put it all in a casserole and bake it.

Yeah, cats know what they're doing.

"Pussywhipped" is too easy, but, yeah, you cat people are schmucks and the cats know it.

Lainey, is your cat black and white? Because I've got this theory that the black and white ones are the most demanding, intolerant, anal-retentive of all cats. They have the most bizarre little quirks and habits and God help you if you don't attend to them NOW. That being said, I love my little guy, I've had him over 18 years, and he can have anything his little kitty heart desires as long as he keeps on living. AND he's smart enough to not dunk his head under the tap.

My cat isn't particularly smart. He's big, ornery, violently tempered, eats everything in sight, only likes about three people in the universe, and hates children (hates... like, actively seeks them out to attack them). Despite all of that, I love the mean old bastard, so I guess maybe he's smarter than I think.

What's the deal with Piven? I thought, up until a few years ago, that we all liked him.

Did he become a douche, was he always a douche, why's he a douche?

I don't watch the videos. i've never seen entourage. I liked him when he was John Cusack's best friend in everything. Is John Cusack a douche as well now? What's the story?

Thank you.

Shove it, branded.

Ray Wise will forever be Leland Palmer to me. Great, now I've got the jibbilies.

Hee! MelBiv, I was going to tell Stacey before, but I figured she was traumatized enough. There are actually snakes with legs, and there are also actually legless lizards. I was both disturbed and fascinated by this fact.

Of course some cats are stupid. Some are not. But that one? Eats meth.

And I kept cringing at just how much water was running down the drain. I guess I'm a tightwad. I dug the jazz in the background, though. Purty cat, but could someone just put a bowl of water out for the damn thing?

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