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There’s A Dark Moon Arising…

Pajiba Love / Stacey Nosek

Pajiba Love | September 16, 2008 | Comments (21)


Every single day I hope will be the day that something else happens in the news so I can fuck this McCain/Palin noise. Anyway, today isn’t going to be the day either. I’m a gossip blogger, dammit. This isn’t fair! (QuizLaw)

WOW. Did you know that instead of being a card-carrying liberal feminist, Tina Fey is in fact the anti-feminist; enemy to women? (WIMB)

Sigh. And now, a word from Eve Ensler. (Via, Girl Named Boo!) (HuffPo)

Oh, happy dance! Here’s some kickass non-political news: “Always Sunny” cast interview! New season starts this week! (AV Club)

Here’s the least surprising thing of the day: Megan Fox + bikini + cherries = GQ photoshoot. (Popoholic)

Now Amy Pohler is leaving “Saturday Night Live,” so don’t expect the dry spell to end anytime soon. (LA Times)

Juliana Hatfield is writing a book about the rise and subsequent, painful fall from stardom. Aww, I still love her! “Become What You Are” was like the soundtrack to my teenage years. (Evil Beet)

Let’s all give a hearty thanks to Woody Allen, whose last act of a filmmaker may end up being turning Scarlett Johansson into a big, huge pain in the craw. (Celebslam)

Brilliantly simple: a pie chart made out of pie. (Serious Eats)

Since I can’t wish “Arrested Development” back from the dead to win one, here are the next best Top Ten Emmy Wishes. (Film Experience)

Rose McGowan says she would have joined the IRA because she’s in a movie about an IRA informer. Did she also aspired to become a witch during “Charmed?” (IDLYITW)

Uhhh, the Sarah Palin School of Ballet, I take it? (YBNBY)

Grosssssss!!! It’s one thing to let your neighbor you don’t care for the dog mess, but it’s quite another to get “hands on” with the mess itself. (PA Notes)

Taste the rainbow of delicious bunno morsels: it’s a bun-splosion! (Cute Overload)

Welcome to Chuck E. Cheese’s apocalypse! It should be noted that this clip is probably one of the the most unsettling things I’ve ever seen:

Pajiba Love brought to you by Stacey Nosek, who can be reached via email here.


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Comments

Yeah, stupid though McGowan's comment was, I love how all the Unionists jumped to condemn her without mentioning their own involvement in horrendous acts of violence over the years. I suppose hypocrisy never takes a break.

Posted by: PaddyDog at September 16, 2008 12:38 PM

I prefer to think of it as the McPalin Administration... you know - brash, colorful, totally devoid of any substance and run by corporates. Oh and it's basically composed of old meat and bits of gristle from the extremities (which may or may not be moose)

Posted by: Colombo at September 16, 2008 12:51 PM

a giant turd or a shit sandwich,so whats your point?

Posted by: pasadenamike at September 16, 2008 1:31 PM

"Become What You Are" was like the soundtrack to my teenage years.

I bought "Hey Babe" in the summer of 1992 and it got stolen, along with the friend's boom box it was in, about a month later. I didn't replace it for a while and when I did I realized it would forever put me right back in that melancholy confused long-distance relationship with old friend month. It IS July 1992. It's still a little hard to listen to "The Lights" without getting completely bummed out.

I liked a story I read somewhere today that the economy "heroically fell" yesterday in order to force a change to the current news focus. Thanks for takin a shot for the team, economy!

(seriously, I do feel a bit "alRIGHT, we can finally get to some 1991-style meat in this damn campaign)

Posted by: Jay at September 16, 2008 1:38 PM

This has nothing to do with anything, but can I just say I've eaten moose (that my uncle killed with a bow and arrow - take that, NRA!)? I wish people would stop making fun of Sarah Palin for the moose shit, because 1)there are much better ways to make fun of her, and 2)moose is delicious!

Posted by: Marra at September 16, 2008 1:59 PM

I wear glasses. I believe in guns. [I believe specifically in the right for my father to own shotguns, and to use them responsibly. I believe in his right to hunt during hunting season. I believe in his right to feed me delicious venison stew after hunting season.]

That's where the similarities between me and Sarah Palin end.

I shudder to think that the country-next-door might be run by a woman who doesn't believe in women's rights.

In fact, it scares me almost as much as the idea that Stephen Harper is likely to win a majority in our election. The prevailing wisdom around here is that it's A-OK for Harper to neglect the environment because, aw shucks, we're just a little teensy nation and what we do won't ever matter because the BIG GUYS like China and India will produce more pollution than us.

WTF?

[/end rant]

Posted by: Pea at September 16, 2008 2:31 PM

I confess, I'm kind of psyched for the Julianna Hatfield book. I saw her in concert (with Jeff Buckley opening!) in the early 90's, and man... that show blew me away. Both of them. Stupid Jeff Buckley. Stupid Mississippi River.

Posted by: TK at September 16, 2008 2:48 PM

That pic of McCain is really disturbing.

You know what helped me feel better about this upcoming election? The news (at least NPR) finally reported on Biden, who was swinging for the fences. McCain proved once again he has no idea how this economy thingie works, and the media reported it, and Obama's campaign jumped right on it. Watching Keith Olbermann last night. And during a commercial, watching the Tina Fey-Amy Pohler SNL clip. Some of my faith in humanity has been restored.

Now, if the media would just stop talking about that Palin woman, that would help A LOT.

Jay--I know. How weird is it that the economy tanking gives me some hope?

Posted by: tamatha at September 16, 2008 3:17 PM

If Sarah Palin followed her own convictions, she would know better than to try and take what is really a man's place. So, this either makes her a fantastic hypocrite, or a an obedient fool. Either scenario isn't good.

Posted by: courtney at September 16, 2008 3:19 PM

I prefer to think of it as the McPalin Administration... you know - brash, colorful, totally devoid of any substance and run by corporates.

So you've seen Idiocracy?

Posted by: Amanda47 at September 16, 2008 3:32 PM

"you LIKE me! you really, really LIKE me!"
*snort*
i know for a FACT that sweet, fuzzy bunnies make the sting of politics go away... at least for a few minutes!

as long as you don't forget their cheerios first thing in the morning.
then they can get really pissy. no, i'm not kidding.

-buns

Posted by: bionic bunny at September 16, 2008 4:09 PM

pasadenamike, it's a giant douche or a turd sandwich.

Well, my job here is done. Time to go back to those Megan Fox pictures.

Posted by: Dave at September 16, 2008 4:16 PM

The creepy similarity between the Megan Fox and McClain picture has me frightened to be aroused. Thanks.

Posted by: Skittimus Maximus at September 16, 2008 4:20 PM

I find Chuck E Cheese to be sufficiently frightening without the apocalyptic graphics.

It does make me consider the end of the last episode of BSG a little differently. I mean, the Algae Planet went supernova, sooo.. No more or I will be a spoiler for the DVD release crowd.

Posted by: Lindsey at September 16, 2008 4:25 PM

Television...I remember television. Thank goodness my work has power or I wouldn't even have the interwebs to keep me company. Who knew a hurricane could screw things up in freaking Indiana?!

Posted by: Brigette at September 16, 2008 5:55 PM

dave, your 100% correct, it is a giant douche.The giant turd out there has the big ears, with some corn stuck here and there.yeah i said it!

Posted by: pasadenamike at September 16, 2008 8:08 PM

That dog and that bird always scared the fuck out of me as a kid. And I never won enough tickets to get anything good. Fuck Chucky Cheese.

Posted by: Lucas at September 16, 2008 9:39 PM

My only question is will Obama bring change to Chucky e Cheese, so that it will be a place that all children can learn to be obnoxious, not just snot nosed whitey's in suburbia, but also inner city punks, and rural hooligans as well?
Will it accept education vouchers towards admission? Free transportation to and from the location? Black and grey Chucky's for children of different colors?
Change America, for the better of mankind, and for Ski-Ball!

Posted by: Chuck at September 16, 2008 9:56 PM

Wow. How common.

Kudos to person who signed off on putting that picture of McCain up. Classy! Did you see what the Atlantic said about the photographer that created that filth?

http://www.theatlantic.com/doc/200809u/editors-note

But then I'm sure you can come up with some kind of snark. The Atlantic is SUCH a conservative sink hole.

Posted by: Matt at September 16, 2008 11:43 PM

oh, Stacy, how I love you!

That CuteOverload post completely made me forget about McPalin, the shitty weather I'm getting, the cramps, the headache, the state of the world.

Just a moment of pure unadulterated joy and squeaage.

THANK YOU.

Posted by: figgylicious at September 17, 2008 12:11 AM

Palin makes me shudder but she's just a red herring to either make people fawn at her or foam at the mouth. Best thing for anyone to do, especially the Dems is to keep hammering McCain's stances, which are pretty much 4 more years of the same bullshit.

Also for those who want to educate themselves:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/09/16/AR2008091603732.html?hpid=topnews

McCain is such a tard. He wants regulation after he helped basically destroy oversight and regulations on banks. It's a little late asshole.

Posted by: Devo at September 18, 2008 1:03 AM





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