September 12, 2008 | Comments ()

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | September 12, 2008 |


I’m not gonna lie. When I was a kid, Leslie Nielsen was practically my hero. Which is why it brought me ridiculous, indescribable joy to see him on the “Today” show at 82 years of age. With a fart machine. Suck it, Willard: you’ve been old man outcrazied! (BestWeekEver)

OH EM GEE. The iceberg is a penis! I repeat, the iceberg is a penis! (BoingBoing)

And on a related note, so is William Baldwin! I have no idea what’s going on here. (YBNBY)

America Ferrera thinks that “Gossip Girl,” “The Hills” and other shows where the girls don’t dress like Punky Brewster on crack are bad for America. As in the other America, the country one. (WIMB)

If a photography teacher accidentally leaves the projector connected to the computer before getting his porn on, think he could argue that it’s art? (QuizLaw)

What a shocker, one of Kanye West’s hissy fits finally landed him in jail. (IDLYITW)

American Beauty and The Great Ziegfeld go head to head. (NicksFlickPicks)

Who watched the interview last night? For anyone who missed: let’s invade Russia, and other assorted Palinisms. (HuffPo)

What’s the one thing sadder than Tila Tequila having her own TV show? Why, Tila Tequila writing a book. An actual book. With words. Weep it out, Pajiba. (FourFour)

Jesus Christ… Apparently they’re handing out book deals these days are faster than say, vapid reality shows. (Celebslam)

Anderson Cooper gets railed on by Triumph the Insult Dog! (Popoholic)

You know… I live in small town America, and you’d be surprised at the number of Obama signs around here. (Deus Ex Malcontent)

Here’s a nice piece on the value of dignity. Or more specifically, McCain’s complete fucking lack of. (ASWOBA)

Vince Vaughn gets top billing over Reese Witherspoon, despite being an inferior actor and annoying piece of crap who supposedly looks like Dustin. (I don’t see it.) (Evil Beet)

Seven years later, today’s Pajiba Love Friday Feature is 9/12: From Chaos to Community:

Pajiba Love brought to you by Stacey Nosek, who can be reached via email here.

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