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You can stop watching “My Boys” with the curtains closed and the lights off, because “No one’s going to judge you for watching TBS.” (wweek)

For all your advice needs, turn to a trusted name — send your questions to Ms. Salty. (Litelysalted)

Check out this interview with everyone’s favorite werewolf that turned Willow gay — or, “Seth Green” as he prefers to be called. (A.V. Club)

And now let’s see what’s going on in “the nation’s penis” — or, “Florida” as it prefers being called. (QuizLaw)

I’ve pulled off some pretty admirable pranks in my life, however — I bow down at this guy’s feet and hand over my crown. (cityrag)

This might be the creepiest damn thing I’ve seen all week. (IDLYITW)

Speaking of creepy — Joe Francis makes one pathetic, last ditch attempt to claw his way out of imprisonment imposed obscurity. (Crazy Days and Nights)

I know it’s kind of besides the point, but does anyone really care who wins the pissing competition between 50 Cent and the Kanye West besides 50 Cent and Kanye West? (The Blemish)

For anyone who missed the hil-arious “Trapped in the Closet” spoof on The Daily Show earlier this week — catch it after the jump.

Pajiba Love | September 12, 2007 | Comments (24)



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You can say what you want about Kanye's ego, but it doesn't change the fact that 'Graduation' is one of the best albums released this year.

Posted by: kamil at September 12, 2007 4:18 PM

The prank is not funny. I hate that shit. Do not hand your "crown" over to this guy. He's a douchebag.

Posted by: MaryWoo at September 12, 2007 5:00 PM

Since when did it become a crime to solicit someone for sex, assuming that no money is exchanged? Can someone help me out here? Maybe it's just a Minneapolis or same sex thing. If asking strangers for sex is a crime, doesn't that render the whole club scene illegal? The situation almost makes me feel sorry for the guy. Almost.

Posted by: katy at September 12, 2007 5:02 PM

katy, assuming you're talking about Larry Craig, and not the solicitation that occurred in the "nation's penis" story (which involved crack and a 15 year old, and seems therefore pretty indefensible)... The problem isn't the solicitation, necessarily, the problem is the public sex that follows the solicitation. If the solicitation happened and then the two...new friends?..went somewhere else to have sex, I don't think anyone would care. The police are trying to discourage the public sex, so they do the kinds of sting operations that Craig got caught up in. Most people plead guilty because they're freaked out, like Craig presumably was, and just want it to go away. But yeah, it seems like a bogus charge unless you think of it as an attempt to discourage public sex.

Posted by: zenhound at September 12, 2007 5:38 PM

To answer your question i care about the kanye west 50 cent album race. Mainly because just the thought of 50 retiring is so amazing and helps me sleep at night, even if he won't go through with it. Also say what you will about his ego Kanye is the best thing in mainstream hip hop right now(i said mainstream to anyone out there who is offended right now although i doubt there is anyone, i dont think this site has too many rap savy fans) also what musician doesn't have a huge ego?

Posted by: Jack at September 12, 2007 6:34 PM

First, I love My Boys. Conventional comedy? Yes. But I like that the comedy isn't derived from misanthropic idiots interacting. That may be ironic to admit on a site that thrives on the bitchy and scathing, but there you have it.

Second, regarding the Kanye vs 50 cent battle. Personally, I can't stand either of them. However, if we're going on who is the most talented, it's no contest. Kanye has that hands down. And if someone can tell me how Fitty isn't as arrogant as Kanye, I would be grateful. This is the same man who tore up a studio because a video was leaked on the Internet. Dude, aren't you like 35? Grow the fuck up.

Third, when did The Daily Show start having black people? On staff? In front of the cameras? Or was that a one time thing?

Posted by: Daphne at September 12, 2007 7:09 PM

Larry Wilmore has been the black correspondent (sorry, senior black correspondent) on the Daily Show for a while now. But I think that guy singing was a one time thing.

Posted by: zenhound at September 12, 2007 7:30 PM

As a music business student, I honestly think the Kanye/50 deal was made up as a publicity stunt to help boost 50's album sales and maybe give them the chance to annouce a "truce" collaboration. Kanye's already had 3 hits off this album, 50's had one single, maybe. Both Def Jam (which Kanye's on) and Interscope (which 50's on) are owned by the Universal Music Group. So no, 50 won't retire no matter how this turns out, Kanye is most definitely the superior artist (even if he's a complete asshole as I strongly suspect he is) and this whole "feud" is a ploy to sell records in a sagging market.

....just in case you wanted to know.

Posted by: Genny at September 12, 2007 8:05 PM

I'm not ashamed to admit I love "My Boys," even tho' I think it should be pronounced, "My Boys " rather than " My Boys"... but that's just the sista in me talking.

Posted by: ciji at September 12, 2007 8:16 PM

Genny I was referring to 50s claims of retirement if kanye out sold him, which he did make and promised to keep, however i have come to terms with that as just another stunt as well i guess i was just hopeful, never did care for his music

Posted by: Jack at September 12, 2007 8:21 PM

I thought Larry Wilmore was on Stephen Colbert's show? No?

Posted by: Daphne at September 12, 2007 8:50 PM

I'd heard about that, Jack, and thought about it for a while and then went "....no, not gonna happen". But keep your fingers crossed, as of tonight Kanye is outselling 50. And it is a very wonderful thought to have.

Forgot to mention; reason number 2 this is all publicity is that 50 Cent could make Kanye West cry like a girl with one hand. They also appeared on the VMAs together, I could go on, upshot is that it's all shit cooked up by two egomaniacs to sell albums to gullible fans.

Posted by: Genny at September 12, 2007 8:58 PM

Hip-hop's not my thing, so I have to trust in the many testaments to Kanye's talent. If then he has such phenomenal talents, will someone please explain to me why every time he opens his mouth, Kanye West sounds like an insecure, petulant twelve-year-old? Does he want to be recognized for his musical abilities or the fact that he's a douche?

And how many musicians or athletes have claimed to have gone into retirement, only to pop back onto the scene a few short years later? Or how many bands have broken up and then "reunited" for a tour?

And can my entire post be nothing but questions?

Posted by: Alabamapink at September 12, 2007 9:02 PM

Honestly, why does it even matter if Kanye is an asshole? Plenty of musicians are, but it doesn't change the quality of their work, which in my opinion takes precedence over any of the other bullshit. That's not to say that i condone douchebaggery, but its not like Kanye and I are going to hanging out anytime soon, so why should I care if he's a prick. Besides Kanye's a rapper, so anything he says should probably be taken with a grain of salt anyways.

As far as those of you here who aren't too keen on hip-hop. I'd suggest you give it another chance. It's understandable if the whole gangsta, materialistic, misogynist stuff isn't your thing, but the genre still has a lot to offer. There's definitely a lot of progressive stuff like A Tribe Called Quest, Digable Planets, De La Soul, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Common, MF DOOM, and Madlib and all of his 200 different alter egos. Anywho, I think I'm starting to ramble so I'll just stop now.

Posted by: kamil at September 12, 2007 10:09 PM

I think Kanye is a talentless fucktard with absolutely no talent. And he is also so caught up in his celebrity and his inflated ego that he also appears to be a douchebag talentless fucktard.

Did anyone see his hissy fit when he didn't win one of the fake awards MTV was handing out the other day? Why be pissed off at not receiving a video award from a network that doesn't show videos? Fucking baby. Go cry about something that matters, like not having any talent.

(sorry for the rant, mamma's a little hungry.)

Posted by: wsapnin at September 12, 2007 10:32 PM

Daphne, Larry Wilmore is a Daily Show correspondent.

The Colbert Report doesn't have any correspondents. Stephen does the whole show by himself.

Posted by: Priya at September 12, 2007 10:36 PM

Thanks zenhound. It seems like it would have made more sense if he had gotten arrested at the point that he whipped it out in public then, instead of when he was simply asking for it. Nothing saying he didn't have a hotel room somewhere close by. But of course, since he's not gay, he just has a wide stance on the pot, all of this is moot.

Hee hee!

Posted by: katy at September 13, 2007 12:08 AM

I enjoy the sneaky self-promotion there litely, slipped in somewhat under the radar...

Why is Joe Francis allowed to exist? Seriously: what is he for?

Posted by: Alex the Odd at September 13, 2007 4:24 AM

Your obvious self-promotion is shameless, Salty.

SHAMELESS!

:)

Posted by: TK at September 13, 2007 10:21 AM

That prank was hilarious! I can't wait for the guy's revenge when he gets the prankster fired from his job or frames him for murder. oh, God, what fun. To think it only cost $500 to plant a big fucking wedge in a relationship. Awesome.

As Dickens once wrote, "He seems a rather chuckle-headed fellow."

Posted by: me at September 13, 2007 10:32 AM

Maybe I'm just shallow, or mean, but I DID think that prank was hilarious.

Posted by: TK at September 13, 2007 11:03 AM

Hey, the way I look at it is -- the very least I deserve for the thankless job of scrounging the internet daily for entertaining stuff which will invariably only get me bitched at, is a little shameless self promo now and then, right? Eh?

Sigh. I know -- I'm pathetic.

(Send your questions!)

Posted by: litelysalted at September 13, 2007 11:59 AM

I just watched the whole series of pranks leading up to that one. Yes, it was warranted. No, it was not over-scaled (see prank #5). Yes, I'm sure the girl got her feelings hurt, but it was probably best for her (see prank #2). No, I can't wait to see #7.

Posted by: ShannonAnn at September 13, 2007 12:03 PM

I've seen these pranks before and I've enjoyed them, but this one - it crosses a line, and not in a good way. I admire the complexity of the prank, but the victim isn't Streety Bird (except perhaps for the fact that his lame nickname was broadcast across the internets) but the poor girl who apparently accepted the proposal before being told it was just a joke. That's some serious emotional turbulence and she never signed up for a prank war.

Posted by: bartap74 at September 13, 2007 12:47 PM