September 11, 2008 | Comments ()

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | September 11, 2008 |


What do you think Jessica Alba is shilling for, here? Torture porn? Duct tape? Voter registration services? Revlon?? (WIMB)

Still not convinced the apocalypse is nigh? And not the fun, sexy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer type of apocalypse, either. (Via DEM) (The Independent)

Even Shannen Doherty knows a sinking ship when she sees it. (Celebitchy)

You guys feel like doing me a really silly favor? Vote for my sister’s dog Ruby (4th from the bottom) in this calendar contest. If she wins, the shelter they got her from will get a donation… Plus, you know, Ruby will be a superstar. Spanks a lot! (WellPetUSA)

Nothing ruins a nice, leisurely drive like spilling your beer on your lap. (QuizLaw)

I think the murdertank may have met its match. Meet Captain Killdozer. (criminals-who-were-certified-super-villains.html">Cracked)

I used to love the “Animaniacs” when I was in high school. Since Jeremy was probably like six when it aired, slightly less embarrassing for him to admit. (NotesOnBarNapkins)

Trent Reznor just lost cool points! Hee hee! (Agent Bedhead)

Jessica Simpson classes up daytime TV with a little T&A. Emphasis on the A. (Yeeeah!)

Cover Songs: Stealing or Improving the Great? One of my personal favorites is the Lemonheads “Mrs. Robinson” but apparently Paul Simon didn’t agree. (TMITM)

Dan saw/met the lovely and talented Kasey Chambers. (SlowlyGoingBald)

Maybe bats are equipped with sonar, carry rabies and SARS, and their poop is toxic… But don’t you think they’re also kinda cute? (Animal Review)

Aww, now this is kind of cool to hear: Elizabeth Smart isn’t totally screwed up after being abducted and brainwashed. (Jezebel)

Honest to God, I wish a day would go by that I wouldn’t be obligated to post something about Sarah “Governor Peggy fucking Hill” Palin. Anyway, since we can’t strap an M-80 to the real one, here is the next best thing. (YBNBY)

And one last note on Palin… You’ll never guess who her biggest fan is! Actually, I don’t know who her biggest fan is either, but it’s definitely not Matt Damon:

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