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Good in theory — but the real question is whether or not this thing protects against bear attacks, which is my biggest fear of jogging alone. (Whoa, Camel!)

To anyone who needed more proof that Oprah is really a total fucking idiot. (Celebitchy)

Fucking “CareNet” is at it again. Having picketed one of these places in my activist days, I have a special little nugget of hate set aside for these buttholes. (Feministing)

Robert DeNiro hangs out with Elmo and barks like a dog — and amazingly loses far less dignity than he did in the Meet the Parents movies. (Popoholic)

What did Danny say about my burgers? Don’t put salt in my burgers. (QuizLaw)

Madonna has found a new way of emasculating her husband. Good for her! (Yeeeah!)

Reason #345785 why I would like to rescind my advertising degree. (Galley Slaves)

Dan reports back from the Lucinda Williams concert in L.A. last weekend — in which some (but not all) of his fantasies came true. (Slowly Going Bald)

Now, I know today’s clip is gonna start out slow. And you’re gonna say, “What the fuck? First Sarah Silverman and now these numbnuts? Boy, Pajiba Love sure sucks righteous ass this week.” But believe me when I say there’s gonna be payoff — Bill Murray payoff — so just stick with it. Unless you don’t like Bill Murray. In that case, better luck tomorrow. Cheers!

Pajiba Love | September 11, 2007 | Comments (22)

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Comments

Oh, good lord. What sex shop allows strap-ons in bright pink boxes to be packaged in see-through plastic bags? Every place I know...er, every place I have heard about that sells sex toys/porn/what have you packages their stuff in paper bags.

And I love Bill Murray. Thanks for the clip!

Posted by: em at September 11, 2007 4:14 PM

What sick bastard doesn't like Bill Murray?

And Oprah (eyetwitch)... please don't (eyetwitch) mention her name around (eyetwitch) me... for she drives me into fits (eyetwitch) of rage... STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT.

And em, I think sometimes the paper bag is just as telling. 'Cuz let's face it - you either bought porno or Thunderbird wine.

Posted by: TK at September 11, 2007 4:15 PM

What has become of socalledonlycousins?

I'm getting worried about him.

P.S. The jogging safety thingie looks wicked awesome; I so want to see the Feministing link but it's blocked at my work; Oprah is literally unwatchable.

Posted by: Jerce at September 11, 2007 4:53 PM

I got to see that Sesame Street clip when it aired. (Big surprise, huh?) What a hoot. A little slice of Absurdist Theatre on children's television.

Yeah, where has socalled been?

Posted by: Alabamapink at September 11, 2007 5:01 PM

Fact - Sucked

Posted by: James S at September 11, 2007 5:16 PM

What the hell does "Guys don't get pregnant" even mean??? Eh pro-lifers. (I don't say anti-choice because I think it's lowering ourselves to their level when they call us "anti-life"--dispatch with the framing, people)

I'm not the "LIKE OMG I SAW IT FIRST" type at all, but that DeNiro and Elmo video--Popoholic acts like it's new. But it's not.
Not that I don't love that it got covered. But yeah. "I'm a cabbage, look at me, I'm a cabbage!" Plus even DeNiro can't do the Elmo voice.

Posted by: Amelia at September 11, 2007 5:57 PM

Who the hell doesn't like Bill Murray?

Come on...own up.

Posted by: Tenzil at September 11, 2007 8:09 PM

loved bill before some of you were even born (ask litely, she knows!)--i swear i could watch him act out his shopping list...

oh, wait. i think i have!
still wish i could have witnessed the golf cart incident first hand!

Posted by: bionic bunny at September 11, 2007 8:48 PM

Think what you want of Oprah, but I'm always leary of blogs that cite the Enquirer as their source. Puh-lease. I steer clear of those blogs, and would hope that I wouldn't have to read their crap here either.

Posted by: katy at September 11, 2007 10:24 PM

So I watched the clip....yeah......pretty funny, then the credits roll, I totally know Ayad Akhtar, I used to be great friends with his wife -- how fucking random is that!? Thanks Pajiba, for the trip down memory lane.

Posted by: Finn at September 12, 2007 12:06 AM

Dear Feministing,

So if they are "anti-choicers", does that make you a "pro-aborter"?


Liberals and their love of labels, not to mention every effort made at controlling the language - so as to negate any genuine debate (Marx would be so proud!).

Signed,

A Pro-Choice (in the first trimester)/Pro-Life (in the 2nd and 3rd) Libertarian who thinks scientists, not activists or religious kooks, ought have the loudest voices in this debate.

Posted by: Merchantprince at September 12, 2007 1:27 AM

Murray is God

Posted by: Kevin Longrie at September 12, 2007 4:27 AM

I gotta say I agree with em re: the paper bag comment. It especially freaks me out as some Soho sex shops package things in the same red and white striped bags that I used to get candy in as a child. Now that's a headfuck you don't need at 3am.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at September 12, 2007 5:34 AM

OK...so how many other people were completely grossed out by that chick eating the banana? I hate people who made loud foody noises and ugly faces when they eat. Uncouth bitch.

Posted by: PissBoy at September 12, 2007 8:58 AM

I can't believe no one picked up on my awesome KITH reference. You people are dead to me! Hear that? DEAD!

Posted by: litelysalted at September 12, 2007 9:26 AM

PissBoy...that's MEL FROM FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS. She's genius. Have a little respect.

Posted by: J at September 12, 2007 10:09 AM

Hey, hey there litely I demand that some slack be cut for me at least. It's thanks to you that I even know what the acronym KITH stands for, I'm not quite ready to recognise references - my DVDs haven't shipped yet!

(oh wow, it actually was you who wrote the guide... I really shouldn't be able to remember these things)

Posted by: Alex the Odd at September 12, 2007 10:55 AM

Okay, Alex gets slack. And the rest of you I forgive because, you know I can't stay mad at you! Except Ranylt, because she's Canadian -- and hereby on Pajiba Love notice. Whatever that even means. But it's really serious, I'm sure.

Posted by: litelysalted at September 12, 2007 11:19 AM

Hmmmmm...wuh? Huh? That can't be good!

PS All Socalled aside--where the heck's Manny been lo these many weeks?

Posted by: Ranylt at September 12, 2007 12:28 PM

*gasp* Do you think Manny has run off with socalledonlycousins?!

Posted by: Jerce at September 12, 2007 12:35 PM

The next disciplinary step after Pajiba Love notice is Pajiba Love warning, and when you get an official warning your punishment is to eat a heapin' bowl of infected corn.

Sorry, I don't make the rules -- I just enforce them.

Oh, and Manny sends his love. He had to go away for a little while -- some kind of confusing mix-up with a donkey and a trampoline -- but he said he'll be back pissing everyone off before you know it.

I don't know what the hell happened to Socalled, though.

Posted by: litelysalted at September 12, 2007 12:55 PM

OOO....respect how? For an unfunny show? Or an unfunny actress? I'm having a hard time figuring that one out. Chewing with your mouth open isn't genius. It's crass. You're probably one of those annoying bags o'douche with a Napoleon Dynamite bobble-head and a "Kip" calendar in your cubicle too.

Posted by: PissBoy at September 12, 2007 2:08 PM