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C-3PO vice 3-CPO.

*adjusts glasses and scurries back to his nerd corner.

Wait - how are we able to see Al Franken on the radio?

Ok, that Enemy of the State review was freakin' genius. Reviews "set to music"? I think that needs to become a diversion thread pronto!

'Hoarders' is like crack. I can't look away. Even though sometimes the houses are so gross with rotting food and animal carcasses(!) it kind of makes me a bit sick. Tip - don't watch this show while you eat.

I managed to catch one episode of Hoarders, and it was pretty interesting. And I HATE "reality" shows.

Anyway, it's both unusual and sad because the stories did not have uplifting endings. People's houses did not get clean and stay clean. They continued to live in denial. And the families! Oh, the families. On the show I saw, this woman's daughter said, "It's the stuff or me," and her mother said (almost literally in so many words), "I choose the stuff."

I saw the commercial for the episode with the guy who keeps his dog's hair and felt even sadder. I mean, I don't want my dog to die. Like, really really don't want him to die, ever. So I can kind of see where that particular brand of crazy is coming from. (No, I'm not there yet, and please God don't ever let me get close.)

I want to see the Death Match between the OCD Hoarders and the OCD Neat Freaks.

I LOVED the Niecey Nash show and the British Lady show where they go in and clean some damn slob's house. LOVED.

I want a violent version where the Cute Gay Contractor who won't allow a tampon in his house GOES OFF on the Cat Lady's Bomb Shelter. And cleans that stuff UP. And has a breakdown during. And so does the Cat Lady.

God I love to clean!

you are going to love “Hoarders.” I haven’t seen it yet, but it looks A-MAH-ZING.

I watched Horders over the weekend and became instantly addicted. I was so happy that there were people out there crazier than me. It also prompted me to stay up until midnight cleaning my already clean house. I'm also trying to figure out what else I can purge from my apartment.

Hoarders is quite a ride. I happened upon it for the first episode and have been hooked ever since. Some of y'all might remember a little TLC show called Clean Sweep, where a cluttered house gets made over and the occupants have a bitchin' yard sale. That show was Hoarders Light. Gross factor aside, it is really quite fascinating to learn about the disorder and compulsion to hoard. And (perhaps TMI) notice a little twinge of it in oneself. Why exactly, do I still have that broken _____ from 1987? Why have I kept the_____ that will never be used again? I actually have no problem ditching stuff, I just don't get around to it. I had both a Great Aunt (hoarder)and an Ex-Mother-in Law (compulsive QVC shopper) who had the house-with-rabbit-trails through-the-mountains-of-stuff,as well as a neighbor with 14 cats, and I remember that whenever I consider if I need that ______ that has caught my eye. If I don't know exactly where to put it or what to do with it I will not buy it.

If there has been an episode of Hoarders that featured an animal case yet, I haven't seen it. Sure, a few pets here and there, (food lady had a small cat collection), but no 1/2 buried school bus full of dogs yet. I'm already in danger of someday becoming that 'strange lady who lives on the corner', I don't need to add hoarder to the mix.

Huh, I wonder if The Duggars could be considered Child Hoarders. I mean, Damn,that's a lot of kids.

Oh, Megan Fox, listen up. We all know you want to be the next Angelina Jolie, but it's stuff like this that makes it clear you will never approach that. You are, to put it in terms you'd understand, the fart to her windmill, the egg to her McMuffin,the Rob Schneider to her Adam Sandler, the Matchbox 20 to her "any band that's not Maatchbox 20."

It's just the way things are, and as long as you keep, well, acting like Megan Fox, it will never change.

Please stop sucking so badly,

George

I'm going to print out that Enemy of the State review, fold it into a little origami heart and then lovingly place it into a Build-A-Bear Workshop unicorn so I can snuggle with it every night.

I dont hate Megan Fox. I realise i might be in a minority here, especially amongst the girls, but I love her. She's outspoken, funny, i personally think she CAN act, she's a little bit insane...plus, honestly, the bitch is hot enough that if my boyfriend cheated on me with her, I wouldnt even be mad. I'd ask how it was, and if he could give me her number so I could indulge my sapphic side.

I say all luck to her.

Wait. Danny DeVito is on Twitter. Aaaand...following. Danny DeVito Day indeed!

That Netflix review is the greatest thing since the "Three Wolves" t-shirt review on Amazon.com.

I love Clean House. It makes me feel better about my clutter. But Hoarders? I don't know if I could watch that level of mess.

I...I can't stop thinking of hybrid reality shows now.

Gordon Ramsay had this show on BBC America where he would make over restaurants in the UK. Now I don't watch any of his new shows but that old one was the Uber. I'll never forget one show where he went into the fridges and made those dirty biches clean every millimeter including the MOLDY rubber seal around the door.

It was...like watching your favorite team get a TOUCHDOWN, because if there's one thing I can't handle it's dirty fridges, like when that rubber seal is all caked with what-all, and when people gots drips and coffee grounds all over the freezer drawer.

If I could have orgasmed, I would have, I was like, "YES! YES! And you MAKE FOOD from there? Clean that! Make him BLEACH that bitch!"

So Gordon Ramsay is going to HUMILIATE the dumb fuck hoarders into realizing that in the real fucking world their precious treasures are garbage and they need to grow the fuck up and stop being a problem for someone else to deal with when they die.

And clean refrigerators are nice.

The lady friend took me to see Crank 2 at the cheap seats.

I paid the piper a few months later when she cashed that IOU and made me accompany her to Twilight.

All things being equal, I think it was a fair trade, because I was shitcanned when we went to Twilight. Spent more time peeing than watching sparkly, sharp-teethed emo vamps.

If I could have orgasmed, I would have

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