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September 9, 2008 | Comments ()


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Joe Francis, Mini Me and Olbermann Are Getting Screwed... Jordin Sparks Not So Much.

Pajiba Love / Stacey Nosek

Pajiba Love | September 9, 2008 | Comments ()


I don’t think I actually included footage of Jordin Sparks assy little outburst at the VMAs yesterday… But by the time you click on the link you’ll probably have already forgotten who she was in the first place. (IDLYITW)

Joe Francis got fired from “Celebrity Apprentice” before the show even started. Keep reaching for the stars, you dumb asshole! (WIMB)

Olbermann, meanwhile, is getting das boot from anchoring. (QuizLaw)

For the bargain price of $9.95 you can now be the proud owner of Mini Me’s sex tape. Or, you could buy the Slipper Genie instead. You can dust your floors just by walking on them! (The Blemish)

Sarah Palin is actually going to be interviewed, as in like by a real journalist on television. Unfortunately, she’ll probably be thrown a bunch of effing softballs and come off as “favorable” as ever. (Deus Ex Malcontent)

But hey, no matter what happens, at least us lovable losers can still revel in being smarter than everyone else — despite being an endangered species. (Chronicle)

Have you ever had the urge to brush your teeth with shit? Like, literally just take some poo, rub it on your toothbrush and stick it in your mouth? (TIB)

So, apparently the 69 in “Summer of 69” wasn’t about a year at all. (Celebitchy)

My favorite self-proclaimed “ghetto” gossip blog totally scored an interview with Chelsea Handler, who is pretty much my idol. How jealous am I right now? (I’mBringingBloggingBack)

Awww! The Six Most Loyal Dogs Ever. My heart just swelled to three times its size reading this. (mental floss)

Pete Wentz out-emo’ed even the most hardcore emo doucheface by playing actual Russian Roulette. Thanks for nothing, one-in-six(?) odds! (Yeeeah!)

Do men really need a reminder when us lady types are getting to our time of the month? I thought that’s what the yellow eyes and devil horns were for. (PMSBuddy)

The AV Club interviews Alan Ball, creator of the new series “True Blood” as well as our much beloved “Six Feet Under.” (AV Club)

Posh Spice is heading up the campaign to make the pixie cut hot again, and for this I thank her. (Evil Beet)

Did you guys know that Season 3 of “It’s Always Sunny” totally comes out today? You know my ass is hitting up Best Buy at lunch. Let’s celebrate with Day Man:

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