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Of COURSE Posh is bringing back the Pixie cut after I made the executive decision to grow my flowing red locks back out. Goddamnit, now I have to choose whether I want to cut all my hair off again and look like a 12 year old boy with a nice ass from behind, or go through with the awkward growing out stage.

I hate everything today.

If you have a nice grown-up lady ass, Genny, then I suspect guys are paying less attention to your hair than you think. On the other hand, if it's a nice 12-year old boy ass then stay the course with the flowing red locks...rowr.

I would totally watch "Who Wants To Tase Joe Francis".

You should put a "will make you cry at work" warning on that loyal dogs one, by the way... although maybe it's just me. I'm like a big girl about things like that. Gets me every single time.

PMSBuddy, while a cute idea, seems kind of unnecessary, as all the guys in my life are fully aware when my Aunt Flo is on her way into town. Actually, sometimes they know before I do. I can tell from the hiding and the running in fear.

Adams admitted that the song was about sex, .... It uses 69 as a sexual reference."

Actually, it was pretty obvious...unless you are a moron, who just now realizes it...yeah..

Dear Jordin Sparks,

You peaked when you performed at the Super Bowl, just like Whitney Huston. I suggest you take a page out of her book and binge on coke, marry an abusive singer, and get the fuck out of the American public's face.

Hugs and kisses, Mike R.

P.S. Promise rings are total bullshit. Just ask Jessica Simpson.

I beat Posh to it about a month ago, so she can kiss my ass.

I don't give a shit if they let Olbermann be an anchor or not, as long as he can do his thing on Countdown, and do commentaries on the election. I think it's a riot how the "liberal" newsfolk are constantly being chided, demoted, fired, etc. while Fox news gets a free ride. I'm just waiting for the debates so I can see McCain blow his lid on national television.

FIGGGGHHHHHTTT! I wanna see Stacey vs. Seth IMMEDIATELY. But we have to make it appealing. I think it should be a lingerie wrestling match. Not to see Stacey in some revealing undies, though that would be awesome to the nth degree...but moreso because I have a bet with Julie that the TV Whore wears a ginger-colored merkin.

Sorry, but I have to call bullshit on this Bryan Adams business. The song is pretty straightforward nostalgic rock. I was in high school in Canada when this song was released, and Bryan Adams was about as uncomplicated as Canadian music got. His stuff was very clean-cut, middle of the road, and inoffensive. Most of his lyrics were pretty simple, and there's no way 69 was meant as a double entendre outside of maybe a few "heh-heh-69" giggles while recording it. At that time there were lots of people writing songs about the 60s and about growing up (e.g. Mellencamp, Springsteen), and Adams was just joining in. Even his co-writer says it was about being young and playing in a band, and that it was inspired by "Running On Empty" and the film "Summer of '42".

Since his popularity faded, Adams has made several attempts to downplay his early small-town-boy image and appear edgier. It's always come off as trying too hard. He's just trying to retroactively add a subtext that was most likely barely there, if at all.

The argument that the song can't be autobiographical because he would have been 10 in 1969 is just idiotic. It's a semi-autobiographical song that they chose to set in the 1969, because that's a more evocative time for it. I mean, I'm pretty sure Bruce Springsteen never went to Vietnam, never worked on the Border Patrol, and never had a wife and kids in Baltimore (Jack!).

I certainly hope that first-person songs don't all have to be true -- otherwise, Nick Cave has a lot of explaining to do.

I had a sex dream about Christian Slater! Blech. I blame that creepy ad picture there on the right.

Actually, the original title for for Summer of '69 was "Fall of the Cleveland Steamer" but for obvious reasons (Cleveland just doesn't sell) it was scrapped for the more commercial "'69" title.

True Story

Jay, is it alright if I say I'm growing my hair out because short hair is annoying the hell out of me? Because that's why I'm doing it.

If your short hair was not cowed into growing, then yes...I'll accept that. You had to throw in that "short hair" was previously paired with, I believe you called it, "nice ass", and that was a rabbit punch, lemme tell you.

BUT....I am magnanimous, and I will accept your explanation. Some tears may still fall. Of course, Optimus and I don't have to be enemies, just complementary defenders. I'm not going to order Amy Adams' hair assassinated, but I might have to stop him if he went yanking on someone's roots.

Bryan Adams was only ten in 1969? Jesus, he's younger than my mother. How the hell does he pull off classic rock?

But Jay, some of us can't sport short hair. I'd look like I was in junior high. As it is now, most people are flabbergasted when they find out how old I am and usually think I'm lying. I sometimes get carded at R-rated movies, and I'll be 31 in a little over two months. When my hair is short, it's even worse. Besides, it's naturally curly and a very coppery sort of red, and if I didn't straighten it every day I'd just get called Little Orphan Annie. The hell if I'll ever straighten my hair every day. That smells like work to me.

Dear Victoria "Posh Spice" Adams-Beckham,

I secretly adore you. You will wear the craziest thing and somehow pull it off. You are very likely certifiable. However, I really need to stop trying to convince people that you have some talent other than the ability to stab a person with your clavicle. Just go back to wearing the bucket o'crazy and leave the side projects to other people.

Thanks!

Melody

I don't really care what Summer of 69 was about. I just wish it had never been written.

FYI: "Always Sunny" Season Three is on sale for $27.99 at the Best Buy. I was not paid for this endorsement.

Oh yeah, I didn't necessarily mean that short hair was out, I'm just saying that Posh is going to make it hot again. Like back when Jennie Garth had a pixie cut on the original "90210" and it was the "it" hairstyle. Personally, I've been rocking short hair for almost two years now, so you don't have to tell me.

One final note: I absolutely accept PissBoy's challenge to fight Seth. Hear me, TV WHORE?! It is so on.

Besides, it's naturally curly and a very coppery sort of red

More clues for the detective.

I am Sagittarian after all.

Also:
Friends...I just had to defend my pick of Diane Lane on the new cover of "Glamour". One of those "sexy at any age" (between 20 and 45), with her next to Rachel Bilson and Ali Larter. No one ugly in the bunch, certainly, but my female coworkers were very confused by my logic.

When have you not been?

All we really know is "short in Minnesota". While you've given your last name you've given very little else away, in converse to some of your other peers, all in a smokescreen of gastro-anomalies to throw one off the trail.

You're good.

OFTEN. I meant to say, "I don't whore myself out here OFTEN."

gastro-anomalies

Posted by: Jay at September 9, 2008 5:17 PM

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Exactly! We only know what you are NOT and DON'T look like and WON'T eat. It's like that stealth ship in Artemis Fowl, you have to find the Sarina-shaped hole in the air. Very intriguing.

Che, she's got some unconventional tastes in what she eats.

Barbado -- you fucking scum, you swore you'd never tell.

"It's like that stealth ship in Artemis Fowl, you have to find the Sarina-shaped hole in the air."

Oh, dear. Now I feel all this pressure to never reveal anything except through, like, negative imagery so that I can become an elaborate and enigmatic puzzle which will only be solved through an intricate and drawn-out process of elimination.

I hope no one solves the puzzle. I think they'd be kinda let down. I'm not really all that exciting.

Last week my dog was up all night flitting from one spot to another, whining, looking out the window or wanting to go outside. Once outside he would sit and stare at the neighbor's house whining. He did that 4 times between midnight and 5am. I found out the next day that my neighbor (an old dude that watches my dog for us sometimes) had fallen earlier in the day and cracked a couple of ribs. His wife was out of town and his son brought him home from the hospital at midnight.

I love dogs.

"Yellow eyes and devil horns ..."

I once was forced to endure a roomful of my wimmenfolk relatives prattling on about their timing. "Oh," my sister said, "sometimes I don't even remembered when my period is! Tee-hee!"

I waited a beat, then said: "If I knew that once a month some guy was going to come around and kick me in the balls, I'd sure as hell remember which day it was."

PS: Who gossip

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/article1668397.ece

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

Bryan Adams has been whoring that 'Summer of 69' story for years now. Why is it still news? As for the PMS Buddy, the signal zit and muffin-top are entirely enough warning for any reasonable person. Anyone who's lazy and internet-addicted enough to turn their entire life into a game of 'Google Says' deserves to get ambushed by a hormonal girlfriend with a chainsaw.