September 8, 2008 | Comments ()

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | September 8, 2008 |


Hey everyone! If you’re not already well aware, the VMAs were held last night, which I subjected myself to, with a little help from my friend “alcohol.” So, uh, wow… Music really sucks nowadays, huh? (WIMB)

When you’re done looking at all the pretty pictures, here is a complete recap of the night’s festivities. (FourFour)

And when you’re done with that, here is a helpful reaffirmation that rock and roll is not, in fact, dead. (TMITM)

Nobody wants their music associated with the stink of the Republicans. (QuizLaw)

TK goes undercover to the Redneck Twilight Zone. Little does he know, this is what all of America is going to look like if Palin winds up President. (UncookedMeat)

Here’s the must-have footwear for the discriminating liberal hipster stereotype. You know, our people. Hee hee! (Jezebel)

Jessica Simpson had a near wardrobe malfunction at her debut performing at the Grand Ole Opry, which would have been 100% more scandal than anything that happened at the VMAs. (Celebitchy)

Aww, dammit. Prisco is going to make me effing cry just talking about the book about Chris Farley. (Gospel According to Prisco)

Paris Hilton at a screen test? Come on now, this tests the limits of even my gullibility. (Agent Bedhead)

Pajiba commenter Pants has started a blog, and her first order of business is calling out all you vegetarians who need to be taken down a peg. Hey, she said it, not me. (RantsFromthePants)

Speaking of people who need to be taken down a peg, a bunch of French Scientologists are being charged with fraud. Now this I can accept full credit for. (Reuters)

From the creator of The Impulsive Buy now comes The Impulsive Download, putting the “ew” in iPhone application reviews. (TheImpulsiveDownload)

If you can’t take the sexism get out of the kitchen. And if you can’t take my stupid puns, get out of the Pajiba. (MixTapeTherapy)

Awww, sad! I had no idea Astroland in Coney Island was closing. (cityrag)

Zombies are now using puppets to try to win over our moral children. Nice try, undead scum! (ZombieForecast)

I’ve got a fever, and the only prescription is more… Squirrel-a-pult! See? This is one of those times when one might come in handy. (Via Cute Overload)

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