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Uhmmm, I don’t know much about opera. I’m sorry — I really don’t. But I know that Luciano Pavarotti meant a whole lot to a whole lot of people. (Deus Ex Malcontent)

Old Man Southwest Airlines has a tighter dress code than most Catholic schools. (Feministing)

Well, we all knew it was only a matter of time before one of those High School Musical retards got themselves embroiled in some sort of scandal. (IDLYITW)

When the biggest name she can get is “Screech” — you just know Star Jones’ new Court TV show has gotta suuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. (Slate)

Orville Redenbacher is on its way to becoming the second leading cause of fatal lung disease in America. (QuizLaw)

Jenna Fischer and her husband have called it quits. But the real question is — what does this mean for the upcoming season of “The Office?” (Yeeeah!)

When you look back on it, have there ever really been any SNL recurring characters who weren’t obnoxious? With the omission of Celebrity Jeopardy, naturally because — “I’ll take ‘famous titties’ for $400.” (Cracked)

What the hell is going on with Rachael Ray? And I’m not just talking about the see-through clothing — which is barely NSWF. (Celebslam)

Conspiracy! Theory! Rock! After the jump!

Pajiba Love | September 6, 2007 | Comments (8)


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What? No "GoatBoy"? Had to be the most obnoxious character ever.

I am just waiting for the day that Star Jones is made irrelevant and never returns to tv.

The HSMusical pic is a fake.

And who even knew that Jenna Fischer was married?

Posted by: wsapnin at September 6, 2007 4:56 PM

I refrained from looking at the NSFW version at work, because I never know when someone is going to come bursting into my office -- but now that I'm at home, I concur. It does appear to be fake. An obvious fake. Sheesh.

Posted by: litelysalted at September 6, 2007 5:49 PM

I knew Fischer was married, wsapnin. It is necessary to know these things to be an effective stalk....I mean, fan. Fan. I am going with fan.

Okay, the HSM thing is confusing. TMZ is saying her own rep confirms the pic does exist, and yet her face (crowd goes "She has a face?") looks so different. Plus, Disney has their meal tickets on lock, and they would be jumping from the spires of the Magic Kingdom if something like this leaked. Disney Girls(TM) are only effective when they are mere cockteases. So either the rep is lying (and secretly works for Efron's "I Really AM Straight" campaign) or this pics isn't her. Regardless, I will fulfill my duty as a perverted old man and enjoy them anyhow.

Now to comment on something that doesn't make me sound like so sexually frustrated: Raise your hand if you wished that drill sergeant dude from "Celebrity Fit Club" would just show up and beat the crap out of Screech. Just anywhere. Yank him out of a parked cab and stomp him into the sidewalk.

Oh, and RIP Pavarotti. See you at the crossroads.

Posted by: Vermillion at September 6, 2007 6:57 PM

I wish Harvey would have kicked that tool right in his formerly scrawny ass and beat the everlovin' daylights out of him. But only after he's been publicly scorned and humiliated (as if Celebrity Fit Club isn't humiliating enough.) I'm usually a very anti-violence person, but subcreatures like him deserve every ass beatin' they get.

Posted by: wsapnin at September 6, 2007 8:02 PM

Was that for real Robert Smigel? Christ I love that man. Thanks for posting that, I'll enjoy those nightmares about a Mickey-headed octopus taking over the world.

Posted by: Tammy at September 6, 2007 10:05 PM

Recurring SNL characters that weren't annoying? The Blues Brothers. I know they only appeared to do musical numbers and concerts, but the 1980 movie is still awesome to this day.

Ignoring what happened in 2000, they get a free pass.

Posted by: BLA at September 7, 2007 10:32 AM

Again with the "retard"?! What are you? 12?

Posted by: Sasha at September 7, 2007 1:21 PM

I guess it's only natural that Rachel Ray have nipples the size of dinner plates when she's a chef.

Posted by: Case at September 7, 2007 2:50 PM