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Tori Amos sings of She Whom We Do Not Speak. Well, one of them, anyway. (Agent Bedhead)

I’ve got a PSA for our male readers! It’s still in the rumor stage, but Natalie Portman may have a nude scene in Wes Anderson’s upcoming short film, Hotel Chevalier. Pajiba takes no responsibility if said rumor ends up being false. (Popoholic)

Dan spends way, way too much of time thinking about You’ve Got Mail — but that’s alright, because we dig him anyway. (Slowly Going Bald)

Meet the A&P’s brand new unofficial spokespeople! (QuizLaw)

For all you parents out there — Offsprung is starting a new film site, presumably to be geared to family-oriented films. (Matineer)

I actually caught about 10 minutes of Titanic during this airing, when I stopped by my in-laws and they had it on — and that was the most I’ve ever seen of Titanic. (Galley Slaves)

Sex + Drugs + Rock & Roll = Early Death. It’s science, people. (Celebitchy)

If you want the right to call Justin Timberlake a douchebag — well, you better damn well have evidence. Fortunately for us, Justin is happy to oblige. (FourFour)

If you want to look at the glass half full — Jerry Lewis is getting more attention than he has in decades! (Deus Ex Malcontent)

After the jump — who’s up for a little Mario Bros. humor? Anyone? Anyone?

Pajiba Love | September 5, 2007 | Comments (10)




Supermovie Fantasizing | Boys to Men



Comments

Hilarious JT video. All I can hear is a high pitched whine when he talks - I reckon (hope?) he's been castrated at some point, preferably Hard Candy style.

Posted by: Notonyournelly at September 5, 2007 5:16 PM

Yes! Someone finally points out what a lousy Italian accent Danny Nuccio did in Titanic. The other guy playing the Irishman was forgivable because he at least is a hot blond bear.

Posted by: Matt at September 5, 2007 8:45 PM

I've never seen Titanic either. My family thinks it's very strange.

Posted by: Rae at September 5, 2007 11:38 PM

Y'know those spam e-mails you get that are just a bunch of words strung together, hoping you'll do a search for one of them and end up opening it? And if you actually read them they don't make any sense, but they still kind of seem deep? A friend and I used to have an email game involving these...is it spam, or Tori Amos lyrics? I always picked the wrong one.

And I have nothing to say about You Got Mail...except that she DID know it was him (the email guy) because he had his dog with him.

ANYWAYS, I only comment because due to this post yet again I'm forced to deal with the time travel paradoxes that encircle the BTTF trilogy. If Marty saves the Doc's life in 1885, then there is no tombstone in 1955, so he never decides to go back. But if he never goes back, then there IS a tombstone...but only after he's used his only chance to travel to go back to 1985. So is the entire third movie a skewwed tangent a'la BTTF2 that constructs its OWN disappearance simply by playing itself out? Or have I totally missed something here? Whatever, it's too late...I'll just assume it works in ways that I would only understand if I were Einstein (the physicist OR the dog in this case,) but I'm not, so I'm dumb.

Posted by: Barabajagal at September 6, 2007 12:47 AM

Jesus dude, it's waaaaaaay too early to be dealing with the paradoxes of time travel. Give me time to have my coffee at least.

Great, now my head hurts.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at September 6, 2007 4:36 AM

Great. Now I have that fucking Titanic song in my head, you bastards. Have you no shame? No decency?

NEEEEEAR....

FAAAAARRRR...

WHEREVERRRR YOU ARE...


Burn in hell, Celine. Burn in fucking hell.

Posted by: TK at September 6, 2007 10:19 AM

Goddamn it TK! You just had to share the pain didn't you?

Posted by: Alex the Odd at September 6, 2007 11:09 AM

OF COURSE I had to be the one person who listed Justin Timberlake amongst my celebrity run-ins.

Posted by: Kolby at September 6, 2007 11:17 AM

Sorry, Alex.

I BELIEEEEEVE THAT THE HEART DOES GO ONNNN!!!!

Whoops. I slipped, I swear.

Posted by: TK at September 6, 2007 12:48 PM

My main issue with Titanic is the after-sex scene. Who the hell would sweat that much in 30-degree temperatures? And who could even enjoy themselves in the backseat of one of those teeny antique cars? And what kind of girl would lose her virginity in a car contained in the hold of a ship, to a guy who probably hasn't showered in a few weeks?

Posted by: Kolby at September 6, 2007 1:01 PM