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We’ll be in our bunks — a new Gillian Anderson photoshoot (metadish) and Maggie Gyllenhaal’s much anticipated Agent Provocateur spots. (Yeeeah!)

The cast of the new season of “Top Model” gets a proper evisceration, fourfour style. (FourFour)

Stephen Colbert’s cast sold for $17,200.00 on ebay. As much as I love Colbert, if I had seventeen thou to throw around I think I’d buy a new car. But I guess a used, stinky cast is a close second. (Ebay)

Brad Pitt suffers a close call of almost being kissed by a female fan. Wah fucking wah. (IDLYITW)

I loathe Circuit City the most out of any chain electronic stores. The stupid, ass-backward store layout; the total lack of customer service; rampant abuse of “The Cars” music — I could go on and on. So I really hope they get their asses sued for this. (QuizLaw)

Mountain Dew unleashes their limited edition “Game Fuel” flavor. It’s like Gatorade for people that don’t actually play sports — with added “bonus” calories that you won’t be burning off any time soon. Genius! (deadbeatJONES)

Nerd powers — unite! Full coverage of the Dragon Con — as well as a helpful explanation of exactly what the Dragon Con is. (Your Mom’s Basement)

After the jump — a little post-holiday weekend condom humor. Enjoy!

Pajiba Love | September 4, 2007 | Comments (18)


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Comments

Circuit City blows.

I saw that Mountain Dew shit in the store the other day. i swear, I long for the times when soda was just cola, lemon, root beer and dr. pepper. Now it's out of hand. Soon I'll be getting NEW PEPSI PLUS WITH CALCIUM, INFUSED WITH RIBOFLAVIN AND GINSENG, EXTRA CAFFEINATED AND WITH HINTS OF BLACKBERRY AND VEAL PARMESAN!!

Stupid.

Posted by: TK at September 4, 2007 4:05 PM

Son of a bitch!

Although I understand why you chose to use his DC post. He had much better pics, and he actually attempted to explain the draw of the event. I was too damn frazzled (and too damn needing to go to class) to do a proper post.

Still though, it hurts. Not a lot, just right here.*points to little corner of heart*

P.S. He forgot to mention that the celebrity guests often get buckwild as well. When the entire Stargate SG1 panel warns everyone they are recovering from hangovers, you thank your lucky stars you made it out alive and in reasonably good health.

Posted by: Vermillion at September 4, 2007 4:42 PM

d-con sounds like a blast... being older than most of you, we used to have a little number here in L.A. called SPACECON that was the biggest and best at the time. back in the day when we still had to hand-make all our own costumes. and what a blast it was!

throwing in the flashbacks to the years i lived just outside atlanta, i may have to hit this con before i die!

Posted by: bionic bunny at September 4, 2007 5:36 PM

That new Mountain Dew? Stupid, yes. But surprisingly not that bad.

Posted by: madamz at September 4, 2007 5:47 PM

Gillian looks better with red hair.

Posted by: Agent Scully at September 4, 2007 5:48 PM

MAGGIE G! in awkward lingerie you say?

Well that gives me a MASSIVE......what's the opposite of erection?

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at September 4, 2007 5:53 PM

I've never experienced Mountain Dew, someone give me a soft-drink frame of reference here. Anyone?

Posted by: Alex the Odd at September 4, 2007 6:37 PM

Alex the Odd:

It's liiiiiike Sprite, with a touch of Red Bull, and it's murder on your teeth.

Your dentist will love how you'll provide for his children though.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at September 4, 2007 6:41 PM

wasn't there an urban legend or rumour in the early 90's about Mountain Dew causing cancer or impotence or something?

Posted by: causaubon at September 4, 2007 7:17 PM

In my vast experience, the one thing worse than Mt. Dew for your teeth is meth. Wow. Dentists hated me in the 90s.

Posted by: Great Mango at September 4, 2007 7:21 PM

I said "wow" out loud when I saw the first picture of the most beatiful Maggie. My mouth literally was open when I read the article thingy.

Posted by: Alex McQ at September 4, 2007 7:37 PM

Well that gives me a MASSIVE......what's the opposite of erection?

The word you want is soft-on.

Posted by: Jerce at September 4, 2007 7:37 PM

BAM!

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at September 4, 2007 9:04 PM

causaubon, the one I remember was that the yellow no. 5 coloring in Mountain Dew makes you impotent. And it's actually somewhat true, but you can't really consume enough of the coloring for it to have any real effect.

Second to Circuit City sucking. I cannot find a damn thing I am looking for in there. They have the worst organizational system I have every seen.

Posted by: audrey at September 4, 2007 10:05 PM

I do think that Maggie is super talented & a breath of fresh air. But she always looked grandma-ish to me. Yes, she looks amazing (especially for a new mama) in most, but in the pic where she's straddling the chair - I can see the beginning of jowls and I just think "kinky grandma."
Maybe I just need to adjust to what I've been asking for: a real smart woman being hot (instead of a fake dumb mannequin trying to play hot).

Posted by: mfg at September 4, 2007 11:04 PM

wsapnin gazes into her crystal ball and sees 10 years into the future as her nerdy daughter meets her nerdy husband at "DragonCon 2017". Shit. I am totally raising nerds. What's to be done? Although one of em' I am just trying to keep off the pole.

Holla--Circuitcitysux.

And while it's juvenile and may be telling of my age..but, I still refer to Mt. Dew as "smurfpiss".

Posted by: wsapnin at September 4, 2007 11:30 PM

Aaaah I see. And I take it from wsapnin's delightful description that it is some shade of blue or green?

Hmm according to Wikipedia: "When removed from its characteristic green bottle, Mountain Dew is bright yellow-green and semi-opaque."

Ok, I'm totally understanding the while "smurfpiss" concept now. Semi-opaque? Ick.

Also: I never knew that meth was bad for the teeth. Pajiba truly is an educational experience. Thanks kids!

Posted by: Alex the Odd at September 5, 2007 7:29 AM

Yeah, I think Maggie's face resembles the bottom of a foot. Sigh, I just never see it.

Posted by: David at September 5, 2007 9:59 AM